Are there any video games where the protagonist openly hates their wife? I'm looking for something my dad might enjoy...

kind have*

Cid isn't married and he doesn't hate Shera

Meanwhile my 57 years old mother has found smartphones to be very practical and useful
>Listens to Bible lectures on Youtube while she's doing her chores
>Keeps in contact with providers and customers (she's the owner of a drug store)
>Messages my sisters, father o me when she wants or needs to talk with us

See

God I hate old people

Why do boomers hate their wives?

is this why you people are all brainwashed conservatives? because you believe what your parents fed you?

You're gonna hate young people soon enough

This is so fucking bad, just imagine the retard who drew that

what drawing? all I'm seeing is a paragraph of word salad

because most marriages end in a dead bedroom, and constant capitulation to their wife

Why does boomer humor make millennials seethe so much?

Fable 2 and 3 let you marry people and then treat them terribly until they're driven to divorce you. You can even slap and beat them lol

I really like the bit about the nut allergy thrown in there.

>The entire video game industry is run by out of touch dinosaurs and adhd riddled fatherless brats the dinosaurs hired thinking they represented anyone but edhd riddled fatherless brats

Too late, they can eat shit too

Peanut allergies are proven to be environmental and not genetic. Humans develop peanut allergies unless exposed to them at a young age. Same goes for dairy, you become lactose intolerant without exposure.

>literally every boomer joke
>"I hate my wife"

Why did boomers lose their shit over people not getting married? One of their biggest jokes in their comics are 'I hate my wife'. Do they just want young people to be trapped in a loveless marriage too?

It's a good and based joke though, you have to admit.

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Maybe you should ask your dad to treat your mom better bro

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I have no pitty or sympathy for someone who marries a person they grow to despise. They're a poor judgement of character, and humour.

This is funnier than the original, box me

My grandparents play video games.

Yes, they're the same people that think "I suffered and so should you" instead of trying to make life better for the next generation

I think the "wife I box" was already the original intent but the artist was too much of a pussy to go this far

>Insist young people marry and have kids
>Fail to realize the economy is shit right now and can't accept everyone may not be financially stable enough to start a family or even want to

>'You're just wasting money'
>'Just work harder'
>'Get a job and move out of your parents basement'

My grandpa played Far Cry on the family computer before he passed away. He had his dickish moments but I miss him.

Fucking suffered? How? They had a booming post war economy with dozens of free jobs and unlimited disposable income.

he's flashing back, next thing you know he'll be raping her like that peasant girl in the village his squad burned down

Imagine the retard who thinks this isn't a parody of boomer comics.

It's not enough apparently, greedy fucking corpses

>"I suffered and so should you" instead of trying to make life better for the next generation
not arguingwith you or saying that youre wrong but why doing this?, I mean, why should I sacrifice some of my happiness for someone who I don't know and who will never thank me?

The innate human sense of empathy