Write a modern Gex joke.
Write a modern Gex joke
David Hernandez
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Hunter Young
this is like a helicopter tour at koby bryants house
Hunter Hughes
Bazinga
Jeremiah Rogers
This is like a boy's scout celebration at Kevin Spacey's house.
Justin Collins
This threads is about as productive as a night at Alex Mahan's
Levi Rivera
Is it just dark or is Harvey Weinstein hiding in this closet?
Dominic Gutierrez
This is like playing Animal Crossing: amiibo Festival at Scott The Woz’s house
Daniel Stewart
>Not much diversity in this game huh? Maybe Disney should have bought us after all
Juan Hughes
KEEP
Oliver Anderson
This is like cucking Dunkey while he keeps saying it house.
Evan Gray
I want to hear gex say something is cringe
Noah Baker
None of these sound like Gex jokes. I bet you zoomers haven't even played the games.
Leo Jones
Gex will come back when I roll a 7
Brandon Ramirez
Sheesh, talk about boomer gloom!
Robert Powell
Too niche
Too nigger
Too normalfag
Too Gen Z
Perfect
Nicholas Barnes
Yeah, a "modern" Gex joke has to be outdated by at least 10 years or else it's not a Gex joke. Either that, or it has to be a variation of "Tail Time".
Camden Torres
This reminds me of the night we stayed at that faggot OP's house.
James Gomez
Who is Sky Williams?
Zachary Stewart
This reminds me of that time I posted reddit memes on Zig Forums.
Liam Ramirez
Note to self: never [blank] at [celebrity].
Evan Martin
why are we suddenly getting gex threads?
can someone give me a quick rundown
Bentley Martinez
e-celebs
Alexander Anderson
>start playing Gex
>story is that some guy pulls him into the TV with no explanation
>realize that it's a game from the mid 90's and that the story is probably in the manual
>look up the manual online
>there's a 6 page backstory about how Gex became addicted to TV because he couldn't get over the death of his father, how he was homeless for a while and had to resort to prostitution to survive, and how at the end he got a bunch of money from a dead uncle and used it to shut himself indoors forever to watch TV without ever having to interact with the outside world that he hates
>then there's like 2 sentences about the villain kidnapping him
What the fuck?
Cooper Allen
>I must've been drinking with Bill Cosby again
Jason Jenkins
It's all a big joke.
Luke White
Welcome to the 90s. They had the good stuff back then, just look at the rave culture.
Zachary Rodriguez
This is like having a sleepover at Zoe Quinn's house
Benjamin Parker
You have to remember that if we got modern gex, he'd be making "modern" references and whatever dev made it would miss the point entirely.
Cameron Fisher
jeez smells like epsteins pad in here
Luke Morales
This is like a discord full of groomed 12 year olds.
Elijah Williams
Connor Robinson
>All people my age have had the exact same experiences and played the exact same games
Noah Gutierrez
This board is more devoid of soul than moot after he went to google.
Eli Flores
>Too Gen Z
OP did ask for the modern version.
Andrew Wilson
IT'S TAIL TIME
Daniel Martinez
Dunkey put out a Gex video recently.
Nolan Richardson
>Is it just dark or is Harvey Weinstein hiding in this closet?
Replace it with Kevin Spacey and you've got a winner