Finally, the masterpiece is rightfully restored!

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Oh shit, nice.

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I remember this masterpiece. Thanks, OP

the only problem with DmC was in its name, fight me

>"Humans are frail. They're like children. They need protection."
>cuts to the rifle scene
My sides.

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infornicate thou

DmC couldn't even realize its own concept right.
>Sparda leaves Rebellion and Yamato for his sons
>Somehow both weapons have both angel and demon powers
>Rebellion only exists in Limbo but Yamato exists in the human world
>Rebellion seems to be part of Dante but Vergil has to carry Yamato around
>Vergil is carrying Yamato around while supposedly keeping himself in the shadows
>Vergil is carrying Yamato around while supposedly being weaker than Dante
>Concept art of Vergil carrying a cane (a la V); Kablooey is said to be a taser in the human world, only a special weapon in Limbo; why wasn't Yamato the same way, and wouldn't it be perfect for Vergil to reveal something like that at the end?
>To that effect, why does he even tell Dante that he has a sword like Dante does? Why would even reveal it to him?
>Why can Dante entre Limbo but not Vergil? Vergil has Doppelganger powers, summoned swords, etc. If he can use them now because hell gate was destroyed, how does he know how to use them right away?
>Why is Vergil's hair white? Why was his hair white all along even as a kid, yet such a big deal is made out of Dante's hair turning white? If their real hair color is white why is Dante's hair color black as a kid?
>What's the deal with the amulets?
>What's the deal with the blue roses?
>Why do Ebony and Ivory, which are literally color contrasting guns, not play into the angel/demon powers?
>Why are Ebony and Ivory now magic guns, when they can only be used in human mode?
>Why does Vergil only give Revenant and Kablooey to Dante near the end? Did he never think they would be useful to him? Even when he was trying to win him over he didn't think Dante would appreciate the new weapons?
And so on. I don't even want to get into how this ties in into the mechanics.

There's things to appreciate in DmC but it's still extremely shoddy.

the classic for me is
>vergil needs dante to do most of the fighting for him
>the first time they have a disagreement, vergil decides he can take dante on

so this is what boomers thought was funny?

DmC wasn't very good but the soundtrack by Combichrist was fucking great.

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That's probably the first piece of insightful criticism about DmC I ever read in this board

It would be seen as a blantant dmc knockoff then.

it'd just be another shitty god of war clone like heavenly sword without itsunos involvement

It was still bad. The writing was dumb and colored enemies are literally never good. Limbo looked nice, but it was all timed cinematic bullshit with no actual threat

Are you new here or something? We dissected that motherfucker back in the day, down to combat frames. It’s just that in-depth arguments and analysis take more effort than it’s generally worth, especially so many years after the fact. The only time I’d bother is if I genuinely believed some poor, misguided fool needed to be enlightened

That's because you were 4 when it came out. DmC was the prototype for ME3 and all the other bullshit gaslit "stupid gamer entitlement" narratives that came after it. People on Zig Forums and elsewhere would make incisive criticism of the systems, graphics, themes, etc. then just get "lol yeah whatever you're mad about his hair we get it" in response.

>youtube.com/watch?v=pFLUE2kdemE
Shining
Shimmering
Splendid

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the original one? nah it had shit like no lock on and color coded enemies you bounced off of if you don't hit them with the right colored weapon. the remaster yea but it still had the god awful writing and story.

Back when we still believed good, well thought out criticism could change people’s minds. What fools we were.

>The writing was dumb
its not like other DMC games have good writing

>we don't need you evil neckbeards buying our game
>oh fuck nobody is buying our game

There’s a difference between dumb and aggressively retarded. DmC is the latter.

DMC3 did, and none of them pretended to be anything intelligent, which is the problem. DmC tries to make the plot more complicated than it needs to be for a game like this. What the hell does it matter that demons are controlling the world when it doesn't affect the gameplay at all? Why are they controlling the world?

But bruh, capitalism is bad, we are anonymous, we are legion

What exactly was Mundus doing to Dante? Squeezing his pecs to death?

SSShakespearean

Dumb retard that's mad that the game developed by the jackasses who hate the fanbase and held them in contempt even after the game was released didn't lap up what was crapped out by Ninja Theory.

DmC would have been average at best as it's own IP but the thing has no right to be called Devil may cry
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The game may be shit but fuck it destroys my sides.
>BIGGER DICK
>Sniper Abortion
>Fedora Vergil
>QUE TE JODAN
>Literal Fox News host boss battle
>HEY. YOU. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
I know people throw around the "The Room of video games!" thing around all the time, but this is it for me. I laugh at every scene.

>Fedora Vergil
don't forget the best part, the DE team had the sense to remove it from the game but they either forgot or couldn't take it out of the credits video so you still see it there despite not seeing it in the game.

the worst OC was kat. NT shit on lady and trish then made a character that literally gets told to sit down. and they make hellblade now so it's not like they can't write female characters.
I also don't know why they decided to make neither of the characters related to humanity in any way. the angel shit is completely pointless to the story and removing it wouldn't affect much.

Choose one weapon from DmC that could work in a proper Devil May Cry.

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