Why the fuck does Cookie Clicker make my laptop so fucking hot?
Why the fuck does Cookie Clicker make my laptop so fucking hot?
Ian Cook
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Jaxson Edwards
how do you think the cookies get baked
Parker Reed
Is Elon Musk retarded?
Jayden Gutierrez
it's mining bitcoin
Grayson Clark
Flawless
Easton Roberts
That's small time
Parker Morales
Your laptop is trying to kill itself out of embarrassment.
Sebastian Young
there is a reazon you aren't playing a real game on that laptop, isn't it?
Chase Bailey
didn't this game literally start the idle game genre?
Matthew Adams
runecscape did
Robert White
No you're small time.
Noah Roberts
nah hackerstory did it way before kongregate.com
Liam Howard
>javascript
>tons of objects
>cpu is now the sun
Ryder Davis
I Kneel
Brayden Parker
it's not like it's literally baking cookies every object just adds a number in the stats
Dominic Wilson
Holy shit, what a pleb
Leo Harris
an actual instance of fpbp
John Perez
candy box was the first big one, even Zig Forums loved it
Nathan Richardson
What was the deal with the zebra cookies?
Jonathan Young
I remember a while back I tried to make an idle game in HTML5 and used cookie clicker's source code as a reference
there's a point where using the actual number is not "good" for your computer to utilize since it's so fucking huge and there's a bunch of other objects like grannies and shit that are also adding onto this number all the time every second, so orteil gets around this by replacing the numbers with another layer of objects to interpret into numbers later
there's alot of processing overhead just to compute the numbers constantly all the time
Christian White
Is that meant to be Gene Wilder?
David Wilson
>2013
way too late
Jackson Hill
use a 64 bit float?
Jeremiah Parker
I have a problem.
Connor Watson
it just keeps escalating
Nathan Walker
Do you even cook?
Isaac Hernandez
Matthew Baker
I see I am still a student....
Carson Moore
Use a double and multiply it by some modifier. So if the player has 1000 cookies, use the number .01 and multiply it by 100,000.
Thomas Powell
Also
Luke Ramirez
Man I really should stop ignoring the garden but it's a pain in the ass.
Dominic Bennett
You'd need WAY more than 64 bits to store some of the numbers people have been getting. Although it would make most sense to me to just drop all digits save for the last 18 or so, since anything below that would be so insignificant it wouldn't really affect the game at all.
Zachary Cook
Meant for
Kayden Ortiz
>MFW
Isaac Reyes
Cookie Clicker always kills my sound if I don't play it muted. Something about it just overloads everything.
Andrew Lee
It's kinda fun once you get into it. Figuring out optimal setups to maximize your odds of getting new plants is a surprisingly interesting mechanic.
Jace Brooks
Even the most idle activities in Runescape still require interaction at least every 10 minutes, and 98% need at least once a minute. It's not a true idle. Game
Caleb Gutierrez