IRL boss battles.
IRL boss battles
Jayden Sanchez
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Asher Wood
damn he cute
Liam Rogers
I wanna stick my dick in that
Ryder Sanchez
Jordan Lewis
>talking to the cute cashier when I go to McDonald's for my nugs
Jason Foster
h-hayai!
Leo Moore
does it have a brain?
Daniel Rivera
Preparing for a long day of shooting minorites.
Hudson Jackson
>boss battle
This thing is barely shoe sized.
Gavin Sanders
It has a "nerve cluser" like most invertebrates probably.
Jaxson Reyes
Would it feel good on my dick
Angel Hughes
That's only a boss character if you're black.
Hunter Barnes
nice punches except that all those fancy moves wouldn't work in a real street fight. Knowing martial arts or how to box wouldn't really save you in a real fight to the death. They pull out a knife or gun, then what? Sure you can practice disarming a guy with a friend, but those are safe controlled situations. You need real combat experience to good in combat.
Aaron Wood
That's not McDonald's and who the fuck goes into a McDonald's.
Parker Foster
He realized his shadow is black
Joshua Thompson
Is that the gaping dragon?
Chase Evans
Thomas Scott
>wouldn't work in a real street fight
If you didn't know, cops have guns and tasers.
Colton Ward
Asher Reyes
Jackson Walker
>Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos.webm
David Myers
Camden Ross
>hey pull out a knife or gun, then what?
then he pulls his gun, you moron.
Hunter Brown
Do people really do this?
Owen Torres
EH-BREE-EH-TAHS, any other way of pronouncing it and you are no better than brit fags saying Mary-oh.
Nathan Murphy
Isaiah Hill
No.
Camden Young
Jacob Wood
Aaron Hill
Liam Ward
Jack Harris
Elijah Sanders
Literally just Spontaneous Bootay from The Fractured But Whole.
Adam Baker
I wonder if they ever killed someone
Isaac Kelly
something about his gestures makes me think he's such an asshole
Julian Hall
Did he die?
Gabriel Sanders
My best friend cuts all his spaghetti to bite size length with a knife. I went to high school with him so I know his parents and siblings and none of them do it. He's the only autist who cuts his spaghetti and he just doesn't want to listen to reason. I just avoid Italian restaurants with him if we ever eat out together.
Logan Gomez
why is it like that?
Austin Kelly
As a beard owner this is entirely practical and seems like a nice method of eating, but as a regular person I'm sickened by this.
Lincoln Rogers
Ethan Russell
Nolan Hill
Stop pretending to know what you're talking about
Christian Mitchell
This man radiates more macho energy than any other guy.
Absolute lad.
Michael Diaz
>objective: survive
Nathan Allen
Leo Hernandez
Luke Myers
You should be sickened by spaghetti and pasta in general.
Shit's fucking disgusting and nutrionally pointless. You only see fat fucks eat it.
>mfw splenda on spaghetti
Eli Cruz
"You're going to make me cum or I'm going to kick your butt."
Easton Baker
efficiency > cultural norms
sorry bro, saving so much time this way.
Luke Morgan
>You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
Adam Morgan
>Objective: Escape
Hudson Brown
It's called shadowboxing you dumbass.
Adrian Ward
>efficency > cultural norms
If you ever wonder why you don't have friends/gf/fulfilling social interactions, this point of priority is it.
Daniel Smith
Brayden Mitchell
p-please be gentle
Grayson Martin
nfdm-311 since i know one will ask
Julian Hill
Sebastian Rodriguez
this but on the Taurus demon bridge
Caleb Jones
>boss is literally unbeatable
Angel Morales
Thanks
Noah Baker
KEK
Liam Russell
Cooper Brown
H-he's fat!
Josiah Garcia
kek
Samuel Nelson
>literally nothing it could do the moment that thing got a hold of its tail
>that pure panic as it tries its hardest to escape, unaware there's no escape once the succ begins
>that blood near the end
>likely implying they got crushed to death right before becoming its dinner
Fucking brutal.
Hudson Miller
hell, I still would
Benjamin Turner
Owen Sullivan
Carter Clark
>boss is figuratively unbeatable
Robert Foster
>he doesn't min-max social interactions via glitches and exploits to gain friendship points faster in one sitting than across multiple social events
lol
Enjoy spending 5 years getting a healthy relationship with someone while I grind up enough social EXP to do it in just 2 days.
Jeremiah Wright
H-hayai!
Brayden Turner
Jaxson Butler
Onychophora are based af. they've survived every single mass extinction even though they're literally just walking gummy worms
Bentley Mitchell
it's the fatness
Justin Cook
MORE TIME
Jose Howard
Maybe if you weren’t trying to order McDonald’s food at fucking Buc-E’s or however the fuck it’s spelled
Aiden Thompson
the father looks so awkward but you can tell he is trying hard to be happy for him.
Justin Jenkins
David Green
You disgust me. Out of all the fat cosplayers, that beached whale?
Jackson Fisher
Redpill me on this guy.
Caleb Jenkins
>no respawn after you lose
Ayden Robinson
I miss the good old days too.