>uses cows for their poop and then kills them >befriends a baby dinosaur and sacrifices it to progress >vomits on monks, jumps on their commandment tablets and then kills them >doesn't care for his army friend and is annoyed by everyone unless there's something in it for him
>"but it's a funny game stop taking it seriously" then why is the ending taking itself seriously? Just listen to the fucking music. Conker was also supposed to commit suicide in the original ending, so it sounds like they had no clue what they were doing with this game and it just comes out to be a mixed mess representing the worst of late 90's and early 2000s humor. Why should I care about any of this? Conker has no legacy besides SUBVERTING EXPECTATIONS, IT LOOKS KIDDY BUT YOU KILL THINGS AND THEN THERES BLOOD AND BALLS AND PEEE
You hate him because he's a reflection of yourself.
Jeremiah Myers
Conker loses the one thing he does care about through his own hubris. That's the story. Also, you should bear in mind the story's framing device is a mixture of Clockwork Orange and Conan the Destroyer. youtube.com/watch?v=nFgTv5ZAP4s
Juan Phillips
Fuck this game, the gameplay was horrible.
Jack Hernandez
>OH PELOPEE what did he mean by this?
But yeah Conkers an ass. Also, L&R > BFD And Big Reunion was fun.
So, here I am, King. King of all the land. Who'd have thought that? Huh, not me. I guess you know who these guys are now, because I certainly do. I don't wanna know them. And yup, I may be king, I have all the money in the world and all the land, and all that stuff. But you know, I don't really think I want it. I just wanna go home, with Berri, and, I don't know, have a bottle of beer. Hmmm. It's not gonna happen. It's true what they say, "The grass is always greener, and you don't really know what it is you have, until it's gone, gone, gone.
Owen Cooper
you need to be more sensitive to the context in which it came out
Nathan Brown
L&R fucks up pretty much every cutscene across the entire game.
Anthony Ramirez
This game would have been consideres peak Reddit if it was released today
Josiah Ortiz
elaborate, dipshit
Kevin Flores
You couldn't get pass stealing the beehive huh reddit?
>Sarge: Oh, you're awake. Come over here boy. Come take a look at this. >Conker: War's a terrible thing you know. >Sarge: You're right there. All these fine men, sent off to do the dying, when those bigwigs, those pen pushers, the guys who never ever see a single bullet whizz past their heads. We wanna get them down here. Those so called generals in their big fancy houses. Twenty miles behind enemy lines. Who are they to tell us? Who are they indeed? Look at that. What a sight. >Conker: Yes, it is. Yes, it is. >Sarge: The horror. The horror.
Hunter Rogers
>tfw no entirely separate game of Live and Reloaded's multiplayer. That shit was crazy fun, and you cant tell me different.
Ryder Adams
he based
Oliver Reed
No, the cheap deaths and fucked up shit like the lava race were bad. I actually beat the bee hive mission on the first try.
Oliver Diaz
He wanted to get back with his fatassed bimbo squirrel GF, which makes him a more relatable person than most people here.
Gavin Smith
He's just another money-grubbing rodent
Joshua Johnson
>t. zoomie shitter that hates platforming in platformers
Jeremiah Wright
Because he's a fucking N64 Squirrel
Juan Morris
He's the only straight man in a game full of retarded assholes, and Rodent.
>Conker loses the one thing he does care about The relationship between Conker and Berri doesn't even come off as good.
Ethan Jenkins
There's also ridiculous stuff like squirrels freezing to the side of the frame in the D-Day section, Conker not having a glass of milk anymore, ruining that entire scene, and just a general sense of jank and lack of polish to the new cutscenes.
Joseph Wood
Zoomers love Conker though.
Austin Jackson
>Conker >having any significant platforming outside of Barn Boys >implying it isn't a bunch of gimmicky setpieces with awful controls like Fangy, the tank, and the surfboard
>then why is the ending taking itself seriously? Just listen to the fucking music.
Its a fucking parody of Clockwork Orange you absolute retard. It's a comedy games with movie parodies in it.
Blake Lewis
Also bad enemy placement, like those new creepy dolls wandering near the barn, so out of place.
Ryan Wood
its more challenge to an otherwise super easy game. I welcome it. They make much more sense in the Spooky chapter though.
Elijah Gomez
>all those cutscenes were Conker's new model gets its jaw stuck open >it fucking recedes into his neck when he salutes Rodent
Evan King
The ending's tone about hubris and loss is pretty much its own thing, though. Rare liked mixing serious themes with batshit stuff.
Jaxson Rodriguez
>more challenge Not him, but the new dolls and imps don't make anything more difficult. Their AI sucks, they're dispatched with the same 3-hit combo, and they have no reason to be where they are.
Bentley Martinez
This. He obviously is supremely dismissive of his girlfriend to the point he forgets to revive her when given the chance. No wonder the prototype sequel was Berri coming back as a zombie wanting to kill Conker.
You know I'm glad Conker is a failed series. The character is too unlikable. He's not the worst character in the game, but he's notably unlikable. I find it funny how people give Ratchet so much flak because he was selfish and rude in the first Ratchet and Clank game, but come on Conker is straight up worse. And I like flawed main leads like say Wario who is greedy as all hell. Conker is just plain unlikable. And because of this? I'm glad he's a failure. Wouldn't be able to stand the series with such a base unlikable main lead.
