Nothing will disturb me more than the fact that there are people here who are attracted to this thing.
Nothing will disturb me more than the fact that there are people here who are attracted to this thing
Yoshifags
> fang
how can you not be attracted to her
>no arms
That's my fetish
There are people here who want to mating press literal children and you draw the line at Goomba girls?
I mean, she's got a girly face and girly hair. Surely there are things far more disturbing than Goombella to be attracted to.
That scene in Gaper Mario where she tells you to "stomp her ass" was pretty hot, ngl.
> There are people here who want to mating press literal children
but that's natural
She's the kind of character a lonely kid may develop a mild crush on for a short period of time, since she's female, is actively helping the player, and shows interest.
But childhood crush characters like her don't tend to have an enduring and perverse fanbase like Rouge and Krystal.
okay but did you know that there's people attracted to this thing?
Goomba girls like her look cute in paper form. But odyssey makes em look like giant penises
well they're mushrooms so idk what else you'd expect
Personality > design/proportions in terms of appeal (and sexiness). This is what most JRPGS miss, and what Mario RPGs did right until Sticker Star.
You could have the most voluptuous, armpits exposed mommy character around, and it will be completely worthless if she's a plank of wood or annoying personality-wise.
based
Pedos get the rope.
Someone post the Paper Dustin Hoffman comic
>Paper Fags are degenerates
doesn't surprise me
This, honestly.
Nigga there are far worse kinds of degenerates out there. At least Goombella is cute
We are alone, we are the only ones thay like cute adorable lolis
Goombella, Starlow, Bombette, Lady Bow, Lahla and Peeka all need to take turns on my dick
None of that anthro shit either
Add Watt and you're my nigga
There are scant few creatures or objects that don't have at least a few people who want to fuck it, and that number of "unfuckable" things dwindles even more if you slap a pair of eyelashes on said creature or object.
What if i want to fuck Lady Bow instead
It is
There are people who aren't??
She's cute and has feminine eyelashes. She meets all of my standards.
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Go to bed thunderfap
I LIKE
>You could have the most voluptuous, armpits exposed mommy character around
>Delaware lowered it from 10 to 7
Nice