Fucking LMAO

Zig Forums on suicide watch

Hahahahahaha, a mini, hahahahahaha, and it's about third party shit only, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>10 minutes long
Nintendo is retarded

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>it's fucking nothing
They really, really have zero games for 2020.

YESSS PKLEASE MY CIORPORATE LIVESTREAM NINTENDO ADVERTISE TO ME

Someone post that leaked gamestop SKU list

No first party

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Could this mean news on Bayo 3 or SMT 5?

>We'll share a few updates on a small group of previously-announced #NintendoSwitch games
>series focused on titles from our development & publishing partners.

Is it finally time lads? Is Fatlus finally ready to reveal more info about it at last?

no

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I CAN'T WAIT FOR MORE OVERPRICED OLD GAMES

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>10 minute video
it's nothing

>a few updates
>on a small group of previously announced Switch games
>from "partners and publishers"
What's going on at nintendo? They have literally no games with a release date for the rest of the year.

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WTF is a partner showcase

Where do you see it's 10 minutes?

Thank you Nintendo, very nice

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partner developer games only, nothing first party, no new game announcements

>What's going on at nintendo?
They have no healthy workers left

>no new games
XBX bros...

nintendo.co.jp/nintendo_direct/20200720/index.html
It's on their own website. It's 10 minutes long lololol

It's nothing, amazing

Jesus christ... is it possible for nintendo to not suck? This is pathetic.

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at least i might get yo-kai watch 4 translation

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>bodied
What exactly does this mean?

What games were leaked?

Bros I'm taking Flomax for enlarged prostate problems and when I masturbate it's a dry orgasm, holy fuck do dry orgasms feel amazing. No cum and it's all retrograde ejaculation so it's harmless. It also makes it feel better.

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Are you guys retarded, Directs have always been time-efficient as fuck

BAYO 3 NEWS?
FUCK YEAH

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you speak japanese?

LITERALLY NO GAMES

What makes you think that?

>not Yokai Gakuen

What does the japanese "soft maker lineup" mean?

Look at all these soiboys getting excited for nothing in the comments.

>Introducing information on software maker titles.
This is a 10-minute video centered on the follow-up report.
Here you go peasant.

>right click
>Translate to English

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>MINI

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>what is Animal Crossing and Paper Mario
Yes I know Sticker Star 3 sucks, but it's something.

third party

I'm starting to believe more and more that it's true that Nintendo legit was ready to go full mobileshit and ditch consoles due to Japan being addicted to mobile and gacha "games" forever now. And they had no idea the Switch would make it huge by the end of 2018, making them now have to panic work on actual vidya to satisfy shareholders and fans who expect something soon. And with the next shareholder meeting coming soon, they have to show them SOMETHING, or else they will want blood and someone's head on a pike for threatening muh stock value. It makes me wonder if the new CEO is eternally seething he can't make Nintendo into another generic gacha "game" making mobile company and has no idea what to do now that most mobile attempts have imploded barring FEH.

10 minutes.. Honestly Nintendo..

so... we have a chance?

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Nintendo wasn't expecting the Switch to be a success, so they dedicated most of their resources for mobile games.

We only have this, what got leaked was just that we were getting a Direct on Monday. One user did leak that FF Tactics was being put on Switch though, I hope that much is true.

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Why the fuck would they even bother announcing this garbage when its just 10 minute long.

I seriously don't get people's obsession with the directs. What the fuck do you expect them to show when they have NOTHING to show for at least 30 minutes?

this is just embarrassing..

>the faggot insiders get to live another day and all we got was a 10 minute mini direct
Fuck this shit and fuck Nintendo

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Xenoblade Warriors plz

Anything Nintendo announce would get BTFO by Crysis, so it makes sense for them to wait a while.

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You know what would really give me an amazing orgasm? If Nintendo actually revealed new fucking games.

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Lmaoing at nintyfags

Back to playing ghost.

>10 minutes
That's enough time for an SMTV trailer

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>THE SWITCH HAS NO THIRD PARTY SUPPORT
>Make a direct abour Third Party games
>HAHAHAHAHAHAH HOW PATHETIC
?????

>Previous games
>Partner games

Great, more bakugan

>Bayonetta 3
>Metroid Prime 4
>Shin Megami Tensei 5
>Rune Factory 5
Are there any other notable previously announced titles not being developed in house by Nintendo that could fit the description for tomorrow

d-do you think we'll get a 3rd party smash character?

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Fuck those "insiders" they said this was gonna be a mario focused direct, it's literally the opposite.

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They are referring to Devs who aren't Nintendo, but make Nintendo games. They also specify "Previously announced games" That really limits what we might see, the only unreleased games that are Nintendo exclusive that have been announced already are Bayonetta 3, Metroid Prime 4, No More Heroes 3, and BotW 2.

The first 3 of those aren't being made in house at Nintendo, but with Partner Studios- Platinum Games, Retro Studios, and Suda51. The direct will likely be focusing on those three. Depending on if they consider MonolothSofts new IP as "already announced" or not, that might also be shown.

>Partner showcase
>Zig Forumstard immediately throwing a shitfling
So a direct with no mario/zelda, got it

NOONE WINS
LEAKS WERE RIGHT BUT THE DIRECT IS BULLSHIT ANYWAY

WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING

>the comments and comments of people saying BOTW 2 HYPE and NEW F ZERO LETS GO
I'm fucking embarrassed to be a nintendo fan

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Yummy ports, my favorite!

kys rosterautist

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
GET READY FOR "GAMES" AT 20FPS SUB-720P
HAHAHAHAHAHA THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF NINCELDOS

This is gonna be a shitshow for sure.

Literally the only hope i have for this direct is Silksong release date but thats probably not gonna happen

I hope so.
Shut the fuck up. Smash hype is all we have left for the rest of the year.

>Third party
I-IS IT OUR TIME YET?

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My only hope is that we get something before the end of October direct-wise. It would be corporate suicide for Nintendo to have fucking NOTHING to show period for the holiday season by then to let stores/marketing build up excitement and thus sales to get the big bucks by Christmas as usual. And given both the Series X and the PS5 iirc are happening this holiday season as well, Nintendo needs at least one big game to come to show they aren't entirely being consumed by the virus known as the Gacha Bug that has been consuming and ruining countless Jap devs/companies for years by now.

Ace Attorney better be in those 10 fucking minutes. And no lolishit garbage to ruin it

NO MORE HEROES 3 RELEASE DATE UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Can't you not fucking read?

why the fuck are they announcing a mini

why are they showing games that have been already announced

why is it only ten minutes

why am I still a nintendie

mr. "just because you fell for a fraud once doesn't mean all insiders are frauds"
you know how to pick them ponies

i was wrong, your unwavering eceleb worship seems to have made you right about a 10 minute presentation
while nobody can be happy about that pathetic display, at least you can be happy i was wrong and you were right

gj man, epic, epic for the win

>announces this at midnight the day before

WHY

GENO
>NEVER EVER
NEVER EVER
>NEVER EVER
NEVER EVER
ROSTERFAGS FOREVER BTFO

Hope Team Cherry is there

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>Noooo I don't want new games, I need a new character in this game I don't even play so I can shitpost about it on Zig Forums

I would honestly be surprised if they didnt say anything about BOTW2

They arn’t even going to show the fucking mario 35th thing are they? Nintendo are so fucking autistic. They are literally sitting on a goldmine with so many franchise that they just never do anything with and yet they release nothing of note for like 2 years in a row now...

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new horizons fucking sucks. My gf is a huge NL fans (which already had complaints about dumbing down villagers) and she got bored of NH after a month. The villagers are absolutely soulless, they repeat the same small talk dialog over and over. They don't even visit your house and barely give you any chores

the one exciting thing that might happen in this disgrace

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Switch is pretty alright for indie titles and such

Congratulations to Genofags on losing for the 927th time this year

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user, you haven't heard...

are you fucking kidding me

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I'm getting that weird feeling that Nintendo did not anticipate such a resurgence in hunger for their software after the Wii U debacle.

They were putting up numbers near 2007-09 Wii levels earlier in the year and are now dead silent

>Ace Attorney
A-user...

>he bought a nintendo console past the gamecube...or wii i suppose if you modded it for more gamecube/snes goodness

Yikes! The wii u/3DS era killed nintendo. The 2010s were not kind to them at all

fuck bros i just want info on their upcoming 1st party games

Sticker Star 3 is the last game this year

3ds was kino and has a great library, switch is great too but needs more 1st party stuff

Ahh fuck this is probably coming

i hope they tease it in a "one more thing" fashion at least

Who the fuck cares its fucking 10 minutes long

>this level of desperation

Given how hellbent the new CEO is for mobileshit, I wouldn't be shocked if there's nothing but radio silence from now on with the Switch because they are about to just do nothing but mobile "games" because Gacha is a pandemic ruining Japan with addiction. And with most of the old guard by now either dead, gone or too unwilling to fight back due to Jap culture, Nintendo will soon go full mobage. And Zig Forums will sink into an ocean of piss for all eternity the moment everyone realizes this.

Honestly, every day it looks more and more likely that Iwata was literally the only force keeping Nintendo from turning into the same as every gacha "game" creating machine most Jap companies have become by now with Japan only giving a shit about mobile now.

Is there hope, Castlekino bros?

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>10 minutes
smashfaggots btfo hahahaha

>a nintendo console with weak first party support
Fucking awful

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

The 3DS is shovelwarepalooza kid. It was a massive drop off from the ds

minutes long
Source?

w-what are you talking about
i haven't been to Zig Forums in a week or so

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>Partner Showcase
Could this still be F-Zero if Sega is working on it?

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I literally just want to see SMTV.

Next stage never ever

>he doesn't know

So is literally anything fucking else. God, nincels are fucking braindead.

i wouldn't say its weak what is out is pretty good i think there just needs to be more

Seriously bros what the fuck is up with Nintendo this year

Takeshi Yamazaki, the guy behind AAI1, AAI2, AA5, and AA6, left Capcom

The director of the recent AA games left Capcom

what part of previously announced games you can't understand? Are castleretards this stupid?

dude, they just declared that Nintendo is going to phase out their mobile

almost the opposite actually, new guy wants the EPD in-house franchises to be like Hello Kitty and go hard as fuck in merch and cross promotions. last year the CEO said he can imagine a future where Nintendo no longer makes consoles