$120 Select Kobe Fillet steak with unlimited mashed potatoes and your choice of wine or $100 high quality game

$100 high quality game

I'm cutting carbs so I'll take the game

>Kobe Fillet
120 for a 300gr steak is not a bad fucking deal at all, especially with the mashed potatoes

I'll take the game, I prefer sirloin and I don't drink alcohol.

>$100
??????
video games do not cost that much unless you're paying retard tax on a collector's edition, which I would not do

So I buy a $60 video game and a $40 steak

Kobe is overrated and wine tastes like shit. Give me a nice gin and tonic with some ribs.

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>$40 steak
enjoy your eye of round

at this point in my life i'd rather have a memorable occasion eating a nice meal with loved ones instead of a video game to play all alone. wow, is this maturity?

>wine tastes like shit
>"gin and tonic", notoriously the most shit-tasting-like drink

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>wine sucks
>gin and tonic
Either a slimy roastie or a huge faggot.

>$100 high quality game
That won't even get me the base game and all the DLC of some games out there

Wait how unlimited?
Can I use my new found potatomancer powers to build my own food-based kingdom?

Just the steak. I don't want the wine. Minus about 50 dollars please.

Lol what country are you from where you have to pay >$40 to get a good steak

Single-handedly end any famine with pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes

How do I cook a steak indoors without setting off the fire alarm

is it real kobe or american kobe?

I'd never fucking pay that much for any meal, steak of any kind is overrated as hell
waste of money

Take the steak and become the lord of mashed potatoes, smothering my enemies in them

enjoy your ready meal poorfag

depends if i can choose the year the game was developed

>eating apes

Fuck your well-done steak bro.
GTFO.

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Cook it in a pan with a vent over it.

I do that but if I want a good sear on it , it still smokes like a bitch :(
Also my alarm is really sensitive

open a window and turn a fan on
use a cast iron pan and stop using oil that has a low smoke point
get a ladder and disconnect the smoke detector
or cope

Still can't get over the carbonara video.

I can't torrent food so I chose that

t. someone who doesn't know how to cook
with my earnings I could easily afford to go out eating for that much money every week
and i still don't do it
even if I'd earn 5 times as much I still wouldn't

It has nothing to do with cooking at home or going to a restaurant, good ingredients especially good meat costs alot
Unless you take the chad pill and raise the animals yourself

real kobe meat is very expensive

>$100 high quality game
Is it my dream game or something else?

I know it's expensive you idiots
I'm saying it's never worth it
it's never worth paying 3, 5, 10 or even more times for the expensive variant of any kind of already high quality food

well, everyday? yeah, you're right unless you're super rich. but having it once, or once in a while, to try it? i've only tried wagyu and that was 100% worth it even though i know i can't have it all the time, i wish i could try kobe

ate Kobe for over $150 on 3 different occasions
it is overrated as fuck

Game. I already had some exquisite chef boyardee raviolis.