Things that you can say about your favourite game, but not your girlfriend
I have it
I have a favourite video game
I didn't pay for it
It exists.
It's cute and funny
I can raise the tariffs and construct liquor factories in my colonial empire of choice, I can do no such thing with my girlfriend.
I bet I could improve this with a few mods.
dangerously based
it gets better 7 hours in
I don't want dlc on it
Well I already beat it so I think this time I'm going to cheat.
I borrowed it from a friend, but I'm not giving it back.
The girl is ugly
I dont know
Unlikely lines you would hear in a Japanese video game
dialogue is a mess
>At least the bathroom's clean.
A katana? What a junk weapon.
It's free
I've beaten it several times
Games unlikely to be announced in the next Nintendo direct
anything that supports trans rights (read: animal rights).
megaman legends 3
I've beaten it at least 6 times.
Her breasts are too big.
Good games.
Hello? Based department?
Ur mum
I wanna reproduce with that woman
Of age panty quest
One more fuckup and I’ll break this bitch in two
Sometimes the other guys just ruin the experience.
It’s fun
Same place, same time ?