ITT: chad game devs

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Iwata-san looking good.

>with his tiny autist posse of three men singlehandedly outpaces the entirety of SEGA

Fucking based

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obligatory

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>chad
>hasn't made a real game in 12 years
>makes low effort mobile shit while surfing in hawaii

This entire outburst is less based when you find out the reason he hates the oscars and film critics is that he's a failed filmmaker.

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did he really just stay in hawaii after the development of ff9 and then left square four years later?

I used to wonder why people, especially surfers go into the water with clothes on, went on a vacation once and stayed near a tropical beach where I spent a lot of time in the water. Woke up the next morning with horrible sun burns on all over my back that ruined the rest of my vacation.

td;lr FUCK THE SUN.

How can you be a failed filmmaker if you've successfully made a commercial movie? Do you think they just hand out a shot of being at being a director to anyone?

You fail when you put effort into something and it doesn't get recognized, i.e, he's pissed because his work was a turd. That's the context of his screeching at the game awards.

>giving away free games
>dabbing on niggers
>on the CCP's payroll
>deep in fresh chink pussy every day

Based Tim.

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Christian Whitehead? More like Christian Blackwig lol

Do you really want me to make a list of the hundreds of thousand artists that died dirt poor and buried in a unmarked graves who were only first recognized post-humorously? In every facet of art?

If you output something you've done the opposite of failing. The purpose of art is conceptualizing your creative ides, only in a strictly capitalist sense could that equate to a failure, only problem is that we're not robots and the world doesn't hinge on the capitalism. The only failures in this life are the people who do nothing with their lives, stay at home and have no dreams of their own to pursue.

Kopps is one of the most well-known movies in Sweden. Where do you get the idea he's a failed filmmaker?

He works as a farmer now
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>post-humorously
So they were recognized when their stuff was no longer considered funny?

Hi

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>Do you really want me to make a list of the hundreds of thousand artists that died dirt poor and buried in a unmarked graves who were only first recognized post-humorously? In every facet of art?
I don't know, were their claims to fame abandoning their original medium and shitting on their former award organizations while presenting a speech during an award ceremeony for another? You're ignoring context and going off-topic. There's nothing amusing about his speech when you put everything into context. If it was just some vidyafag shitting on the Oscars for being bad, that'd be one thing. This is a filmmaker who abandoned his medium in favor of another after not getting the recognition he wanted and venting on an unrelated platform.

One "hit" in a small country and several bombs that lead to leaving the the medium is definitely failure. His speech was pathetic and his intent transparent. The amusement factor goes out the window when you see the full picture.

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>One "hit" in a small country
Literally his country and it's a movie parodying said country's police. I think you have some personal vendetta against him.

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Based Chadmack

>kebabman
>sweden
>his country
And no, I just think you fags are praising him for the most retarded reason when his intent was objectively pathetic.

*blocks your path*

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It's funnier because of the context because the film industry is a sick joke.

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>Kopps is one of the most well-known movies in Sweden
It's not. It's known for the scene where that dude beats up a bunch of criminals and shoots a gun with his crotch. The movie as a whole was universally panned and was a massive stinker. I remember watching it in theaters as a kid because they put that scene in the trailer and baited the viewer into thinking it'd be fun, which it wasn't.

He can be based when he makes The Last Story 2.

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I get him out of my path by asking how many years it's been since he made a good game. I pass by as he realizes it was 12 years ago and breaks down.

What makes it pathetic is that the guy behind the speech is responsible for a handful of terrible movies.

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>programed almost an entire game in assembly
will we ever see this kind of autism again?

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I thank this man for turning me gay every single day.

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so just like Kojima?

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>Chad
>Has been exposed as a hack since over a decade
>Hasn't put his name on an actual game since over a decade
>Even the mobage shit he produces crashes and burn
Literally Square's own Inafune

Kojima's recent efforts are better than anything out of Itagaki since NG2, for all their problems. NGB and NG2 are fantastic games, for sure, but then he just stopped making good stuff, and he wasn't exactly making great stuff before the NG reboot.

Idk bout you but that is pretty much the definition of a based Chang
>only puts half of his ass at the desk to put out shitty mobile shit
>gets paid
>has a great reputation forever
>spends time surfing

what is not Chang about that?

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>12
user Ninja Gaiden Black came out in 2005 learn 2 math