During these dire times it is understandable to embrace religion again. Are there any good christian videogames...

Age of Empires 2, play as the Byzantines and spam monks.

Path of Exile, play as the Crusader and spam lightning bolts.

Virgo vs the Zodiac, play as the pure virgin maiden who burns all heretics.

>it is understandable to embrace religion
No it isn't. It still has as much basis on reality as schizophrenic delusions.

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>saying the word of jesus is pathetic

I really think it's about time for a new religion. Christianity has too much baggage, we can re-use the core ideals regardless.

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I guess Castlevania, but I am pretty sure they dart around the religious stuff besides crucifixes and such.
Still, the Belmonts use holy weaponry to defeat demons and shit, and so do other characters to a lesser degree.

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Why does god give me a snake when I ask for bread

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Schizos don’t have faith

"religion of peace"

Just looked up this game again, it´s on steam now. You should grab it if Old Testament is your thing.

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Aunt, why are you browsing Zig Forums?

how many of you actually practice?
Like, going to church, fasting on easter etc?

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Medieval II TW, get the big cross and go on some holy crusades. Then bring your veteran crusaders back home and unleash their ptsd riddled blood soaked units on the kingdoms of Europe

"Thou shalt have no other gods before Me"

Exodus 20:2

Bout tree fiddy

Why do you keep posting revisionist versions of these verses?

Nobody has ever said this

turn the other cheek, huh?

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>Nobody has ever said this
Are you sure about that?

I'm still waiting for a Christian to demonstrate the truth of his religion by moving a mountain.

In highschool I had a really important mid term paper due that I ignored.
I prayed to god to help me get out of it and that night a 7.1 earthquake happened.

>turn the other cheek means do nothing
brainlet

>Christfags will defend this

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By "core ideas" he could've meant Jahweh as the biggest god around
Exodus 20:2 is literally a polytheistic verse.

"Thou shalt smoketh weed every day."

Snoop 4:20

What's the difference?

Dante's inferno (real, unedited original story, just like the author intended)

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Well I have good news. Are you ready to learn about social justice, Leftism and our patron saints of Palo Alto who are creating technological miracles every day?

Say that to Joan.

Nobody with the authority to, yes

har har, berry funneh. I wont disagree that Libs can get overzealous and cult-like, but I mean an actual religion with metaphysical beliefs.

>itt: retarded atheists with a religious education from grade 3 debate christian larpers that show their faith from terrible .pngs
If you wanna learn about Christianity go talk with a roman catholic/orthodox priest

inb4 denominational shit flinging

>One of the few times poetry has been turned into vidya
>It´s wasted potential

Why can´t we have nice things christbros

Isn't it remarkable that this story has had so much influence on Christianity when it's basically fan-fiction

Guess you haven't been to the social distancing yoga classes on the rooftop of the Watermarq luxury apartments building yet

>Games where God is more powerful than anything else and aids you in your quest.
Sounds boring

was there a verse in the bible about taking shit out of context, not understanding Judaic belief systems and the historical roots of the religion? Serious question, because maybe that would get through to some of you thick-headed verse fags.

Do you think Jesus would be ok with modern piracy?

>roman catholic/orthodox
>can't even stop themselves from idolatry and other heresies

FACT: This game has a better story than the Divine Comedy itself
Don't @ me

Somalian pirates? I don't think so.

thats instructions on now how to pray. We pray "In Jesus name". Try to own me again atheist fag and see what happens

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Authorship_of_the_Pauline_epistles

>you have to believe in God or he'll send your ass to eternal damnation
Sure, do you have proof of his existence?
>UHHHHHH you gotta show faith bro.
I honestly don't know is there is a god or not but you can be sure that if there is one, he wouldn't be the one from gay Christianity

This thread exemplifies why Christianity has failed. It's time to move on, bros.

>Literally one of the tenth commandments
>"Thou shalt not steal"
>piracy is stealing

Make your conclusions

Probably not but He's definitely not ok with what jews are doing either

Ironic because first communs were created by cristians.

retard

Nothing wrong with quoting bible verses

>turn the other cheek means kill a man

Tenth commadments were created by jews, Jesus came later to destroy those jewish lies.

>"You may ask me for anything and I will do it"
>doesn't actually do anything

So did Jesus lie or what?

>was there a verse in the bible about taking shit out of context, not understanding Judaic belief systems and the historical roots of the religion
Most of the New Testament, where Jesus shits all over then modern Jewish beliefs

"Thou wouldn't download a car"
God makes it very clear to Abraham that piracy is a sin.

Jesus pirated bread and fish to feed people so he'd probably be ok with it

GODS I wish I had a cultist gf-slave

>Sure, do you have proof of his existence?
Yes but you won't believe it because you're a manchild

He pirated bread and fish

You didn't put enough points in faith bro

oh shit quads of truth

Communism was created by a jew. You should know this since you're probably one yourself.

Piratebros... we... we...
We're going to hell.

Blessed

>Play as a messiah
>Kill demons
>Destroy the "original" sin itself

And you guys still love this game, checkmate atheists

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Oh shit I need to buy all my illegally downloaded eroge now

Communists are not human.

>Jesus came later to destroy those jewish lies.
oh did he? Did he destroy the Jewish lie that their tribal God is the most epic and powerful of them all? The God you worship is a Jewish tribal God who dabbed on other Tribal Gods until enough time had passed and the Jews simply decided that well, he's gotta be the only one since he's so epic and powerful that he dabs all over the other tribal Gods that those other Gods may as well not exist.

As I said earlier, even if there is a god there is no way he's the god from Christianity. Either prove it or shut the fuck up like the good little christ cuck you are.

>and consider that the longsuffering of our Lord is salvation—as also our beloved brother Paul, according to the wisdom given to him, has written to you,
>As also in all his epistles, speaking in them of these things; in which are some things hard to be understood, which they that are unlearned and unstable wrest, as they do also the other scriptures, unto their own destruction.
2 Peter 3:15-16

Yes, the jew was called Jesus of Nazareth

TempleOS.

Doom

Started as a small indie dev making CHRISTIAN games until he made banks from FNAF faggotry, will he mend his ways and come back to christian gaming

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>ask anything in HIS NAME and he will do it
for example: not something a common man would want like a new house a new car 200 million dollars. something God thinks you need not what you think you need