Tick tock

tick tock....

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Don't do this to me. Please don't do this to me.

>both my parents are older than him
huh

it'll take at least 15 years

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can't wait for this hideous yellow roach to die
Zig Forums will be unusable for days as the nintendiapers mourn

HAHAHAHAHA
yakuzatendo should have got rid of him 5 years ago

Don't you even dare.

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>Multimillionaire living in the country with the highest life expectancy on earth
He will be around by the time you are on your death bed seething over Paper Mario: Cardboard Craze

67 is young for Japanese. He'll live for another 2,000 years, OP.

You're too old to be on the internet discussing childrens toys.

>67
he's young you retard

I love all the cope from the nintendorks

He knows they'll stick stories in his games if he dies.
He'll hang on for as long as he can.

The average lifespan of a Japanese man is 84.

It won't he's scheduled for the second pandemic...

oh, yes... what could possibly go wrong

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So are you admitting to being underage, because anyone 18+ shouldn't be talking about toys for children.

People die at all ages. Doesn't change the average.

smooth brain getting all worked up over outliers

average Jap doesn't die til they hit their 80s

whisper:yakuzaed

Will Nintendo get better or worse when he's gone?

Didnt he die of a cancer?

will nintendo get better without him? or will they fall even further?

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There is no way in hell nintendo is ever as good as in the past.
They will descend further into madness

>55

Holy shit I thought miyamoto and him were similar ages along with sakurai

jesus christ, we've already lost so much this year

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Iwata had actual noticeable health issues

Sakurai turns 50 in 2 weeks and still looks like he's in his 20s

His influence has already been absorbed by his prodigies. But we can probably expect stronger stories, NPCs with no gameplay connection, and more creative art direction.

literally who

>Shiggy will die in for lifetime

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IT JUST KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
did you zooms expected to die like this?

Hopefully we get a new F-Zero after he croaks.

this but with all of our moms instead