WTFFFFF!?? IT'S A GIRL?
WTFFFFF!?? IT'S A GIRL?
Aiden Cox
Aiden Cruz
yes. and i want to cum inside her, if you know what i mean.
Nicholas Powell
Did you know, Samus was originally supposed to get naked for a frame, then explode into meat chunks.
I wonder what that would have been like for little Timmy, tits and gore, innocence lost.
Brandon Nelson
showing her real body was a mistake
Kevin Brown
where's the nude version
Nathaniel Collins
Why yes, incel. Samus is indeed a woman.
Wyatt Kelly
That's pretty transphobic of you to assume
Jacob Myers
>that slight boob jiggle
John Harris
>tfw going back and playing modded romhacks of Super Metroid that remove all the emotions and story and other shit
>game is 1000% better
Once you get rid of the whole "muh baby" angle, the game becomes so much more fun to play.
Christian Hall
Source now.
>Be 11
>Playing her game and try to look really close at the screen when she dies and listen to her scream
Man I miss being a kid...
Nathan Campbell
This should had been Samus always. With Link it was meant to be you, but eventually Link was canon, with Samus it should had always been you a boy, a girl, a robot, an alien whatever. Samus should had been a silent mystery protagonist who would truthfully represent the player, but we got this...
Julian Price
Fuck off ACfag
Tyler Smith
Extremely fucking hot desu
Lucas Turner
I also hate how everyone in the west wants to push her as this hard as nails woman, just because we want stronk wymmyn protagonist.
In the first game clearly you see she is a happy girl waving at you. But no, they gave her a stupid tragic story just because, I like to think in the first game she is just like an exterminator, just doing her job.
Jaxson Jenkins
My introduction to guro was the GIF where it briefly shows her naked then she explodes
Adrian Hernandez
;^)
Julian Morales
:(
Connor James
yeah this one
Jason Ramirez
Delete this.
Ian Jones
>posting this is fine
>talkiing about how you dislike story in Metroid games is shitposting
What did Zig Forums mean by this?
Adrian Bell
Here, have more vanilla variant.
Thomas Wright
DELETE
THIS
Lucas Young
Bad end thread?
Luis Young
Seriously, fuck off
Ian Wilson
Sometimes it just turns out that way.
Camden Sanders
STOP
Alexander Edwards
So the guys posting gore and porn are fine, but someone who actually wants to talk about metroid should "fuck off"? I don't follow.
Adrian Miller
>tfw JP version of the game is basically this
Americans cucked again. Sorry for your West.
Christopher Cox
You didn't know Link was a girl the whole game?
Sebastian Ross
>Originally, in Super Metroid, Samus was briefly nude and she screamed, the voice being recorded by Minako Hamano, but it was scrapped due to American sensitivity to nudity and the voice sounding too sexual.
Evan Harris
At least it isn't that diaper comic that used to get spammed in Metroid threads all the time. Haven't actually seen that one in quite a while now that I think of it.
Levi Collins
But you don't want to talk about metroid. You just want to bitch about how much you hate core aspects of the series.
I have literally never seen you discuss anything else about this series. It's always just complaints about how there's story or that Samus is a girl.
Isaiah Howard
Please clarify