Dorkly thread

most of the videos you finish watching and go huh. neat.
Then you never watch them again.
they were still the best part of Collegehumor

Here's a better question;
Remember Sonic for Hire?
I remember watching a 3 hour video of all the episodes stitched together with the Mortal Kombat shorts in between seasons. It's probably long DMCA'd.

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Early 2010s pokemon parody tropes
>metapod used harden
>team rocket uses guns
>route 1 music
>mom is fucking professor Oak
>anime characters
>le animal abuse
>misty a slut XD
>le new pokemon are objects like chairs lel
Any i missed?

I have a buddy who will strait up load youtube at the bar to show you a dorkly cartoon then proceed to laugh his ass off. Fucking embarrassing

>Rare candies are drugs
>Pokemon beyond gen 1 (MAYBE 2 on a good day) don't exist unless they're being shittalked

Early 2010s mario parody tropes
>Marios uses mushrooms
>Luigi is dumb
>Peach is a dumb Bimbo or fucking Bowser
>Mario is evil
>Mario drops Yoshi down pits
>Bowser is actually the good guy
Anything i missed?

Does dorkly get any funnier if you're drunk or high?
This is a genuine question.

thought that shit was funny when I was like 10 because "lol, bad swear words." I'm guessing it was actually shit.

They are just the SNL of the internet.

>mario jumps on an enemy and gore comes out with prolonged screaming

>Early 2010s
dude what? those jokes were already old by 2008.

Holy based what a chad and he even sticks around as your only friend despite you being a seething fun hating incel despite him having thousands of friends so you're not alone.

>Bowser has Mario assassinated and is shocked by how easy it was

Its actually back as Hedgehog for Hire

Occasionally they make me chuckle but for the most part it's just "Hey what if video game wasn't video game!" humour which is pretty stale

Anything does so that doesn't count. I was high off my ass laughing for 30 minutes on the toilet because my own fart made me laugh.

>they were still the best part of Collegehumor

Not even that. I remember college humour being shit but Dorkly was always extra shit.

If swear words aren't funny anymore then why do we call each other niggers all the time?

It had its high points like rebuilding the world out of Eggman's shit.

>ash was in coma
>ash fucked Pikachu
>oak banged ash mom
>generic ash vs red comparison
>ThEy EaT PoKeMons in ThE AnImE

and don't forget mad Pikachu

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>if videogames where realistic

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they were trying so hard to appeal to "the young people," honestly I find it hard to believe thwy were actually run by 20+ year olds. Shit reeks of old corporate drones.

swears were funny because you weren't supposed to say them/didn't hear them very often. Millennials and zoomers swear every other word, the effect has worn off.
on the other hand they'd never dare say nigger or faggot in public, so it's still funny.

As proof that Rooster Teeth is intellectually bankrupt

no but I unironically like Pokemon Rusty

their recent social distancing skits were pretty funny

Dorkly at least tried to be funny. The rest of College Humour was shit like woah Grant tall or just scenes blatantly ripped from TV shows just reenacted by the people that worked there.
Also did their shitty netflix pay per view attempt fail

Mario humor is the objective worst video game shit ever. It almost never has anything to do with the actual games or the dynamic of their characters.

It’s always the most basic “What if Mario was a dick and got high off shrooms” every time. Sonic humor can be diverse, Kirby humor can have some funny character tidbits, even Doom has the meme be about how Doomguy is cool... but Mario is just Mickey Mouse humor without the wit.

It’s ironically soulless.

no

Rusty was good because they had more than one joke and it felt like it was written by people who knew about Pokémon and wanted to do something funny with it. All the other slurs are just the same 10 jokes forever.

>Dorkly at least tried to be funny.
And it failed to be funny.

I liked the one about the death star architect.

nope, even the rare moment they had a decent premise the joke would go on too long.

Nah, College Humor has stuff like Troopers and the Wolfenstein skit that was honestly hilarious and inventive.

Dorky relies on jokes made 100,000 times on new grounds with worse animations.

LOL

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NO

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