Gabe Newell has been living in NZ for the past few months

hes almost unrecognizable

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Looks like a guru.

Gaben redemption arc when?

never

Looks the father of the mustard race

He looks exactly like that meme of him becoming more jewish over the years.

>thinned down
>nice beard
>great hair
what the fuck, he was supposed to be a greasy piece of shit like the rest of us

I never noticed how large and hooked his nose was before.
Is he one of (((them)))?

>great hair
it's in desperate need of a washing

>Gaben lost weight during the pandemic
>i gained a ton

fuck me

Hes becoming the PCMR meme guy

He looks like a college professor for some literal who department

Wow he's lost a truck load

I wonder if he hung out with kimdotcom.

Why did he go there

>He's no longer worth the weight

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>Aotearoa
When are we going to do something about the maor*s. It's not like the island was theirs, they moved in and murdered the original pygmies that lived there.

Are you irish?

Wait, what scandal?

>I'm still a fat fuck

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HOW DO I GET THROUGH MY REPS

>Start acting like a greedy jew
>Physically turn into a hook nosed kike
It's kinda impressive

WHERE IS MY LEFT 4 DEAD VR GAME AND TF2 UPDATES GABEN

>why did this old man not stay in the United States of Corona

are you living under a rock?

He really does

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Take a knee and say the karakia pakeha.

Serious question. Why isn't New Zealand part of Australia?

Isn't it just literally the same shit?

>He is slowly becoming the old master race avatar with the long silver hair and v-neck
Based

Because of covid

Is he a wizard now?

Just stop eating like a pig you little bitch

He looks 5 years younger, good for him

>lose weight and turn old = jewish
what

>moved to some weird country
>lost a ton of weight
he 100% has terminal cancer

>Why did he go there
paedophilia like the rest of the tech giants
bezos like older women so he's good
bill has dirt on everyone in power so he's good

He looks great I'm happy for him.

its already begun

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ah nah fuck off bru

because NZ is better
KIWICHADS RISE UP
AUSSIE CUNTS NEED NOT APPLY

He looks like the meme, that's what I was getting at.

I miss the round glasses

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We can't make fat jokes about Gabe anymore. Fuck.

Has he been like every foreign billionaire here, building and hiding out in doomsday bukers in the South Island?

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>company stopped making games once they got the cashcows of tf2, cs:go, dota2, steam and the steam market
>hires the faggot leftist freaks constantly
>donated to Biden's campaign
Do you really have to ask?

He looks good. He was fat as fuck in that ign interview a couple of months ago.

Serious answer, part of it is due to issues around how the abos in Australia were treated, Maoris and the colonial govt here wanted not part of it.

In The Final Hours of Half-Life Alyx it talks about how Gabe has been living on his houseboat due to corona concerns.

SHOW NO MERCY TO THE GOYIM

ZEALANDIA RISING

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Gotta love how even after all this time he's still autistic as hell in front of a camera. He truly is /our guy/ even after all the success.

Extra fitting, New Zealand is where creepy elites go to evade the law

That's a Valve redemption arc in general.

Lack of american cuisine probably just made him lose weight.

woah New Zeland has all that?

Reminds me of the clitoris when you remove it from the vulva

Well he's halfway there I guess

Poor guys lost control of his company and he knows it, after buying campo Santo there was no going back.

rich boomers all have shelters in NZ

>they moved in and murdered the original pygmies that lived there

Do people still believe this myth in 2020?

This explains why Steam has been a shitstorm these last few months

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Do you think Gabe actually does any work at all?

I got ripped, and gained weight. I'm swole.

Haha I was in that thread too, good times. Here's an upvote ^_^

Just waiting on Valve to implement hate speech faggotry and/or become a pubicly-traded company, and thus subject to buyout

You know its coming

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he provides direction

This nigga literally becoming Topher Grace from that Black Mirror episode lmfao

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Some sex scandals apparently. The article I am reading says in new zealand politians privates lives are generally considered irrelevant but with the big push from cancel culture lately it's not surprising that has changed.

Princess Peach?

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Following the billionare bandwagon and building doomsday bunkers in the South Island.
NZ cuisine is still pretty fatty

>Valve becoming publicly-traded
Are you stupid? They have no incentive to do that. They basically control all PC gaming distribution.

>waiting on Valve to implement hate speech faggotry
Given how libertarian Gabe's approach to running his company has been, the only reason this would happen is enough external pressure and bad press.
>become a publicly-traded company
Won't happen as long as Gabe is alive.

just want some pineapple lumps lads i miss nz

Parliment memeber of the current ruling party having 'inappropiate relations' with some staffer, comes shortly after some MP from the opposition was sending dick pics to some school girl

gimme your internet, cunt
please? cunt

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he looks good