MOTHERFUCKIN

Aren't those banned in America?

shut up, the cream is delicious.

Kinder eggs are illegal in burgerland because dumb Americans keep choking to death because they eat the entire thing without taking the capsule out

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Only the regular eggs, the ones in the OP pic are made to prevent that.

>be asianfags
>want to buy amiibo
>12$ is equivalent to 28$ in my domestic currency

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>not Kinder Überraschungsei
Untermenschen, allesamt.

What the fuck is this chinese knockoff? What's with the ears? It almost feels like this was supposed to be something entirely different and they just slapped some mario paint over it at the last minute

>American Kinder
lmao

OP here, I'm French btw, oui oui

Imagine having not only our hardcore 18+ kinder surprise but stealing American ones as well

Its not a Kinder egg, is just milk cream plus two cocoa wafers, its pretty good.

>the Bowser one

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I get these for my kid sometimes when she's been good. Thanks for the heads up. Hope I can get her a Yoshi since he seems to be her favorite.

If only they made them with the Xenoblade cast because every time she's seen me play she's overjoyed by Riki.

could be worse

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do you think yoshi is embarassed haha. that's a big egg ahaha.

actually joys are made especially for countries like the USA, the cream and balls are in one side of the shell and the toy on the other so there's no "muh mixed inedible" law going on.

I don't feel so good Ameribros...

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are they supposed to have brain-sex or something, those notice look weird

Americans are the reason why we don't get prizes like novelty spoons and copies of RCT2 in cereal anymore.

No, they're made because the regular eggs melt in summer

it's the producers fault, how are you supposed to fish stuff out of a portion that small.

>Six to collect!
...Really?

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>Kinder Onions

>fish stuff out of a portion that small.
What are you talking about?

I have no idea if this wojack is based on that guy making faces to the mii channel music or that guy from Samurai Champloo

It's like I'm looking at the Mario Kart roster

>more milk, less cocoa
>implying this is a good thing
I hate how easily people are manipulated by PR. Milk actually has more sugar than natural cocoa but people have been conditioned to think that milk=good and cocoa=chocolate with a bunch of sugar.

SAKURAIIIIIIII

>those nooses
blm on suicide watch

I am implying americans chug down entire boxes of cereal, because they are big and fat

Remember when McDonald's replaced Wario with a plastic visor because people claimed he was an anti-semitic charicature?

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Maybe your time would be better spent learning a language before attempting to make jokes in it.

sorry