THE FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!???????!!!

Just downloaded this shit frim the eshop and I can't even play it yet! It releases today it's 9:00AM Why can't I fucking play it!?!?!

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pusy!

it unlocks in 6 hours on Steam so maybe it is the same on Switch and Xbone I guess

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I hope this game's good, but at $20 I have a feeling they know it's going to be a little dissapointing and/or short.

The true horror.

Oh yeah, at $20 it won't be very long.

6 hours? Fuck fuck fuck!!!!!

is life

user, 20 its the regular price for digital indies.
>inb4 retard really expected non-procedural indie to be long

It’s only four hours long according to multiple reviews.

I guess, but truly fleshed out indie games like Bloodstained feel comfortable going out at $40 because they know they're worth it.

I'm not saying I want Carrion to be $40, but I just hope that $20 price tag isn't them resigning to being an "okay" indie game.

why do you just have a picture of my hymen without consent

this game has been out since yesterday on xbox pass which is $1 a month lol

What's the aggregate review score right now?

already longer than R3make? How do they do it!

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what to do here, shooting web at the switch doesnt seem to work

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This game will be amazing if they add custom levels.
Imagine assaulting a Prison or a University.

The demo had some custom levels, didn't it?

Nevermind people I can play now.

some guy was making custom levels in the demo and someone said yesterday they were pretty easy to make

>watch gameplay
>90% of npcs just stand there waiting to be eaten
This doesn’t look fun.

ive actually been having a hard time, normal defensless npcs quickly get replaced by synths against which you gotta be a bit more careful
and now ive even fought a couple mechs that can shred you in seconds

Didnt knew, that will be nice.

Is that a hemorrhoid-pucked asshole?

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Who cares

No, it's a pussy infested with gential sores

Hollow Knight is $15.

so i've been watching some gameplay vids
what the fuck do you do in the game ?
you just walk around and kill everyone in a single hit ? is it supposed to be fun ? it might be for the first 15minutes i guess
but then what ?
people pay for this ?
you gotta be retarded

its a metroidvania, you progress through the levels and get upgrades
also like i said above, enemies quickly become much bigger threats, those synths and mechs are pretty hard to deal with

Alright I'm fucking lost. I can't find the water ability anywhere and it's been like 10 minutes of just running around.

Imagine wasting $20 on this sorry excuse of a Metroidvania when there's Hollow Knight.

6 hours of an interesting twist but poor execution.

BUTCHER was 10 bucks

I guess releasing on all platforms at once raises the price?

Probably