Ayo, teach! user's got a Switch in his Jansport

>Ayo, teach! user's got a Switch in his Jansport.

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Nigger, what business is it of yours what user has in his backpack?

>he has a switch
what a faggot

Because he is going to rob you later

>Didn't your father bought one to you?

Did you miss grammar class

>implying that little nigger can rob me

>white kid reaches into backpack
BOI HE BOUTA DO IT

It's 'teaching bitch', not 'teach'.

No one ever tattled on me for playing video games.

I had a little nigger like that as a classmate, except he would always say shit like "lol white kids are slow, you can't play sports" etc. Eventually I responded with "at least I have a dad" and he started crying like a faggot and screaming for the teacher.

AYO TEACH

>that kid that tried to shoot up the school because atlus never ported P5R to he switch

Then everyone stood up and started clapping.

How many times do I have to tell you to talk like a proper human being? Don't make me send you to the special needs class again.

>things that never happened

I remember my friend did this once, but the kid was light skin latino. He still cried

Seethe harder Jamal.

it's true. I was the father of the nigglet

I'm gonna lynch your blackass after school, nigger.

the kids name? AlbertEinstein Jr

more like he beat the shit out of you after you said and then you went home to post of Zig Forums

kek

Imagine being named Junior.

and then doongie heard the alarm

he wouldn't say 'his. Make the threads right, cuck.

>implying Jamal didnt beat your ass to kingdom come

>Jansport
Please don't tell me your a women Zig Forums.

Things that never happened for $500

I would bring hot wheels cars to school, they were innocuous enough to not bother the teachers and cheap enough to not get stolen.

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Tane, this is why you never had friends.

>AYO TEACH, user GOT A VITA IN HE BACKSACK
>Everyone starts laughing at you
What do?

Play Patapon.

Why the fuck would user have one of these bad boys in his Jansport?

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Show my friends a couple of loli visual novels.

after Christmas we had to bring some of the presents to play in class, I brought the head of the star wars imperial guard, it was 1997 I think

>that one time in freshman year i used one of those messenger bags and everyone made fun of me and called me gay
went right back to the fucking jansport after that

I have a melanin story, but they were dark skin Dominican.
>Elementary School
>Learning about MLK and the civil rights movement
>Get to Rosa Parks and her wild bus ride
>Learn a new forbidden word
>Lunch time
>The young urban poet tries to cut in front of the line
>Being a young scholar, I applied my knowledge to the situation.
>Look upon him and say "Get to the back, Negro"
>Everyone around gasps in shock
>a few young bitches dash off to get an adult
The vice principle later spoke to me. I don't remember much after but i wasn't punished in anyway.

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kek'd

there was this kid playing with a skateboard toy inside the desk, doing flips and shit, he had built a miniature skate park inside

AYO TEACH user IS SETTING UP A CCTV SYSTEM IN THE GIRL'S BATHROOM

>A black kid actually inside a school
I don't see that happening

why does this black nigger talk like someone from Welcome Back Kotter

to be fair all throughout high school i never had a problem with the black kids, it was only the obnoxious whites one who would give me trouble
then again I am a brown beaner