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This has been pretty bad bros...
please god show us elden ring
need QT french gf
Better than the titty bitch.
booty
get booty'd snoy faggot
isn't obsidian a small team? They get bought my xbox and have to be stretched across a DLC and two new IPs?
je m'appelle le omelette du fromage vouz les vouz
If we don't get Yakuza 3 - 5 I will KILL MYSELF
OH LAWD the incels are really seething now
I thought this show was supposed to be the death of Sony but its just been putting me to sleep
la creatura...
HAVING SEX WITH FRENCH WOMAN
>Obshitian making a WRPG
I'm sickened yet curious
just show the fucking japanese games already
What are your hopes for Skyrim 2?
200 people before the acquisition, and I think Grounded is only 18 people
Just woke up, what did I miss so far besides Halo, DQXI S on PC/Xbox, and that new Obsidian game?
INTERRACIAL COUPLE
>a story about people who don't fit in
>biracial family with a cuck "dad"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Man they're pushing black people fucking hard on everything except Nintendo lmao
Still better than Sony conferance
cute and funny
Interracial couple
FUCK YES
>women in videogames are unironically a mistake
try and refute this, I'll wait
If Avowed was a PS4 exclusive you bet your sweet as Snoyfags would be jacking it off all over the board
We're a new studio so we decided to forego learning how to do graphics n proper motion n sheet
je suis espion?
>another lame story game
fuck off
>French
>American South West
So it's going to be a cuck couple
>Black woman
>White man
>Nappy haired braid daughter
Yep sounds right
This is your brain on weeabooism
every single game has a black female lead. Wtf.
Black women don't hunt or live in the wilderness.
Jesus fuck these games are all so fucking bland and mediocre. Fuck anyone who buys these new consoles.
We sure this isn't just Telltale Games?
This shit is fucking awful. They had to gave known. Show off Halo early and pray to god everybody gets bored and stops watching.
Show me the Booty
WORLD PREMIERE
XBOX ONE SEX
WORLD PREMIERE
WORLD PREMIERE
WORLD PREMIERE
WORLD PREMIERE
niggers it's your own goddamn show do you have to do that shit before every no gameplay trailer?
This has been fucking shit so far, the nly worthwile thing was that first person rpg that actually looks next gen
It's like 200 people
Optimistic
Shit name though
EVIL WHITE PEOPLE!!!!!!
Why does everything look so flat and boring
fuck, that hand baited me into thinking we're getting arx fatalis
Pushing lots of white too I saw
BLEACHED
nice movie
What the fuck is this trailer?
man bun
The DLC is outsourced to Private Division
Hope it's not some VR bullshit
>blacks
>blacks
>interracial couple
>blacks
It's all so fucking tiresome, we get it you love niggers stop forcing it down my throat. Just go subscribe to BLACKED if you're that enthralled with them you fucking cunts.
>bleached game
BASED
>Still better than Sony conferance
both are fucking shit. None is better than the other one.
>Sony - Movie Games
>XBOX - Slide show games
Any xbots here who are excited for a single one of the games shown here? I don't want to consolewar but I feel like the Ps5 stream had a lot better games on display
If there's a new fable though I'd be tempted to get an xbox
>as dusk falls
A little on the nose there.
AS FUCK DOLLS
>Another interactive game
That song slaps
>we want the Death Stranding audience
Gonna be honest.
I dont hate this type of game.
But 15 of them in one announcement and like 5 seconds of an obsidian game does nothing for me.
This has been pretty awful so far
Damn, this new photoshopped drama looks fucking great! Thanks Microsoft!
PLEASE PLAY BLEEDING EDGE
More yelling dykes
>current year and still expecting good games
>The Infinite demo is literally the best thing so far
I hate americans so fucking much
I fucking hate the French
Its instantly better because its not filled with indie trash
>just shilling their youtube channel instead of doing a special trailer for the xbox event
strongmind move
Black people are only 45% of the worlds population. They need representation and only the gallant smart and noble White man can do it
The fuck man, why isn't Tameem talking
so far its been pretty fucking shit. Dragon Quest on the pre show hasnt been beat so far which is concerning. Bunch of more brown and realistic story bullshit games. Can games not have bright colors anymore like wtf?
Finally I know that Hellblade is set in Iceland.
is the 1st hellblade even good? never picked it up
When did you realize gaming was dead?
So every game is niggers
some are fine like composers like yoko shimomura
however making women a feature was truly the mistake
i hate videogames
This triggers the snoy
PLEASE SHOW PSYCHONAUTS I'M GONNA FUCKING CRY
WHY ARE THERE YOUTUBE REACTION RETARDS IN THE CORNER
FUCK OFF
zzzzzz
British people be like “YouChewb Channel”
Interactive games are easy to make and always sell well.
It's the future.
Xbox fans never show up on here again
Halo infinite and that new obsidian rpg have me interested and that's 2 more games than the sony showcase t. PC chad
Why isn't whatshisname doing the presentation
Tameem
>Obsidian make a better TES game than modern Bethesda because they're still mad about FNV
That would be pretty based, I hope it's good
today
This is worse the the Sony conference, fucking how
post yfw this conference so far
Halo Infinite looking as bad as it does really sinks Microsoft's to another level. I was actually optimistic for that game. At least Sony had Demons Souls
BLEH!
>moviegame
>moviegame
>moviegame
>moviegame
>moviegame
>we want the bugsnax audience
>moviegame
YEEESSSS FUCKING GIVE ME A RELEASE DATE
because you're watching the wrong channel?
you fucking rat tard?
go indie white man
Shut it down.
Shut it down already
Finally closed the stream when I saw that fat manlet kike. I tried xbros, I really did.
Visuals are nice but the gameplay is garbage
Lol, Jack Black looks like a jolly grandpa now.
wouldnt go that far
skyrim 2 and that small people in a garden game
>the first good game they're showing is a schafer game
lmao
Fuck yes Psychonauts
I don't care about anything else
>Psychonauts 2
Oh please be good.
This is really bad
LE EPIC JACK KEK BLACK
NIIIIIIIIIIIIICE
THREE
POINT
THREE
ok... I yield Sony...
go on a different channel
Oh this is has Hack Black in it? Lame
Why has this suddenly become a thing?
>they're advertising jack black more than the game
what the fuck Microsoft
Crazy to think he's 80-something
DUDE JACK BLACK LMAO
well then you must love this conference I havent seen any video games
Is that fucking Jack Black?
I really feel bad for Xbros.
>there are zoomies itt that haven't played psychonauts
Didn't they announce Psychonauts 2 like 5 years ago? Didn't they kickstart it or something?
so they're basically Bethesda's main competitor now. Hopefully the competition pushes bethesda to make better games
booooring
Obsidian was great
Psychonauts looks good, but everything else has been bad. Don't even play Halo but it looks like hard shit
okay Psychonauts saved this
FUCK YEEEESSSSS
platformers a shit
Can Indie studios just go bankrupt please? All of their games are trash.
>Psychonauts
Finally something decent. Although Tim is a faggot so dunno how it will turn out.
>take a few photographs
>put photoshop filter over them
>create slideshow
voila, next gen xbox game
literally who the fuck is jack black
How else are we supposed to make money?
womyn strong
Because FUCK YOU
That it isn't as mediocre as their New Vegas 2.
Everything Microsoft shows feels like they're perpetually stuck 10 years behind.
cant they at least come up with original artstyle...? all those shitindie games look the same
yeah and they blew threw all the money
They even admitted if it weren't for Microsoft they would have had to cut every boss fight
is that sg1?
>NO RELEASE DATE
YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
God damn it WHEN is Psychonauts 2 coming out
WHEEEEEEEEEEN
>Jack Black
>Double Fine
>It's not Brutal Legend 2
what?
>another negress
Plz
finally some good fucking games
what happened to making these games looking NEXT GEN?
>No Fable 4
Shit game show, dont give a fuck about any title except that
Level design looks ok but I refuse to give Mr. Shitface my money.
Orange man
I'd fuck Sarah Bond
I really liked it. Visuals are good, audio is incredible (there’s a neat mechanic where the voices senua can hear give her tips/help in combat but also sometimes lie to her/you) and the combat is alright if a bit repetitive. The puzzling is pretty mediocre though, it’s basically just finding rune shapes in the environment and there’s a little too much of it. A solid 8.5/10 in my opinion.
Three keys on the shirt
>Peter McConnel
He did the Sly 2&3 soundtrack, I'm hyped
Shitbox officially lost Halo. This is what the shills have been shilling for for the past 6 months. Lol pathetic
>tfw no black gf
fuuuuuuuuuck
you need to be 18 to post here
Oh Tim
chocolate mommy
Is this the fucking Xbox game show or the black lives matter show? There's barely any gameplay
Xbox fags were hyping the fuck out of this show and this is what has been delivered? Literally the best things was Dragon Quest 11 and the Obsidian rpg
Mommy
HAND MOVEMENTS DON'T FORGET TO MOVE YOUR HANDS
I'm very excited for Avowed. Looks like Skyrim with better combat (I hope)
So there won't be any third party anouncements?
>destiny 2
fucking LOL
I will continue to pirate, and if they ever make a good DRM, I will be better off for never playing any of this shit.
>twitch chat and Zig Forums spamming about being bored when psychonauts is put on
this board really is overrun with children
Please show Cuphead.
Please show Cuphead.
woah destiny two!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jules Rimet still gleaming
this is like the fifth time someone has announced that Destiny 2 is free somewhere
How the fuck does destiny 2 look better than fucking Halo?!
it was literally a cg trailer user
Yep, and they had to do it on another funding site because they got banned from Kickstarter.
>one shot at life
>born into the booty family
Fuck no. The Sony conference at least had Ratchet and Demon's Souls. And say what you want about Horizon but literally everything showed in the Xbox stream was 100x more pozzed with way worse gameplay. Nobody can if good faith argue Sony didn't completely shit all over this garbage.
>Destiny
I just wish they'd make something NEW thats not MMO garbage.
This has been pretty shit so far. Psychonauts 2 is the only game I liked so far. Honestly, the only game that can save this travesty is a special edition for DMC5.
Fable can still save this show
>Demon's Souls
literally no one cared
Realistic games can't run 4k 60fps on the Series X.
seriously though, avowed didn't look great
whoa...
ice powers...
in a shooter...
wow...
Here's hoping the game does it justice
kek
pozzed user right here
the darkness of night surrounds my soul and the hunter within loses control
>The best part of the conference is the mommies
>only interesting game shown is Psychonauts 2
>also on PC
Why should I buy a Series X again? Literally giving me reason not to Microsoft.
Fuck destiny, show me warframe.
Wait did I miss obsidian? Was it anything interesting?
What you eating lads?
Stalker oh shit
all you need to know is obsidian and give up hope that it will be good
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DMC WHEN
DMC WHEN
DMC WHEN
DMC WHEN
50 THOUSAND PEOPLE USED TO LIVE HERE...
Oh hey, Stalker 2.
I'm more interested in the games shown here than anything Sony showed
also >60fps means there's no reason to buy a PS5
great graphics but kinda lame walking sim
OH SHIT
Just group Fable and Avowed together, say you have the biggest RPGs ever being developed and call it a day. That'll be enough for me at least
>STALKER 2
>on console first
FUCK YOU RUSSIAN FUCK
Did I wake up 15 years in the past? Am I watching an Xbox 360 showcase?
STALKER???
BLOWOUT SOON
3.6 roentgens?
Nice
BROS!!!!!!!!!!
Antz the video game, Outer Worlds DLC, and a Skyrim clone
This hasn't been great if I'm being honest but seeing Zig Forumscucks getting triggered by every new announcement has been well worth it
Game pass and POWER
>Stalker
Was not expecting this
Get out of here stalker!
BLOWOUT SOON
YOO
it looked like a pre-rendered trailer, you can't really say anything about it until we get gameplay and some kind of insight into how deep the RPG mechanics are
SAVED
STALKER
>on fucking console fuck you you fucking ruined it
Blowout soon
Elden ring isn't coming, isn't it bros?
>STALKER
XBOX FUCKING WON BROS
Digiornios?
>also on PC
And PS4 and Xbox One.
GET OUTTA MY GULAG STALKER!
Nice. Still buying SeX in November.
OH FUCK STALKER 2 OH FUCK FUCKDU
sony bros......
wtf....................
ok sold
Stalker 2 is enough
STRELOK IS BACK, BABY!
had some publix french bread with some cheeseI dont care about games anymore your fag shit being ruiined
>CONSOLE
>LAUNCH
>EXCLUSIVE
>Implying windows TV Edition stuff won't come to PC
Wow great fucking games you got there
You were told it wasnt
Stalker 2 but actually it's a remake of Stalker 1
SONY BTFO
>winning
>when it'll be on PC later
STALKER 2
OOOOH SHIIIT
Stalker is a "launch exclusive" so I can just wait to play it on PS5.
Were you people not here like 6 months ago when Stalker 2 was announced?
FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING GAMES
>FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING GAMES
FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING GAMES
>FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING GAMES
so are these trailers for animated films or what? where's the gameplay?
So far the ones that have interested me are WonderWorle, Halo and Avowed. I want Fable now
>Warhammer Colonial Marines
>40k
>Stalker
phil wants the Zig Forums audience
Need to shit and want to eat an omelet
>Fatshark
NOPE
game trailers are so fucking boring
YUP XBOX BROS WE ARE MAKING A COMEBACK. PREPERE YOUR ANUSES SONY NIGGERS
This is really embarrassing
Looks like sony already won
Vermintide 3 baby
40K
Some gameplay would be nice holy shit
Oh hey, an ACTUAL Left 4 Dead clone in WH40k.
Maybe it won't be dogshit like Deathwing was.
40k vermintide
Underwhelmed
No some cheap brand from aldis, best pizza I have ever had.
WHERE'S THE FUCKING GAMEPLAY
tetris effect?
>3 out of 4 "premieres" show zero gameplay
MS really learned nothing
This as fuck
Have 75% of these been CGI trailers?
Who unironically gives a shit when its not gameplay, and when they DO show gameplay, its usually shit (halo infinite)
VIDEO GAMES
this is free multiplayer trailer
What the fuck is going on? I don't care about people I want VIDEOGAMES
LOL JAMES CHEN
NIGGER!!!
YOU SAID GAMES ONLY
YOU BIIIIIIIIIIIITTCCCCHHHHHHH
YOU FUCKING LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Tetris effect?
Its a montage of all the times xbox has spied on you.
ZOOM TETRIS
WE WON XBROS
Nice
STALKER 2 alone is better then the entirety of Sony's reveal show.
tetris 2 baby
DIVERSITY FUCK YES
Look at all of these gooks.
What the fuck do you mean exclusive? This is already on PS4
Maybe the real tetris was the friends we made along the way...
shoo shoo this isn't the thread for you
lol Tetris at a fucking game conference
STOP
BASED TETRIS
oh no nonononononono
SOME VIDEO GAMES I LIKE
Part of me thought they were going to announce Brutal Legend 2 or remaster for the anniversary of DF. At least psychonaunts looks great
Tetris Effect with no VR, fail
SPENCER YOU FAT KIKE SHOW ME FABLE
Was Stalker 2 ever officially announced or had they been wanking about this whole time? We knew it was coming, of course.
Tetris: Mutt
>tetris
XBOX CHADS WE WON
So what does 'launch exclusive' mean? It clearly doesn't mean it's an exclusive that's coming out at launch - so does it just mean these are timed exclusives?
Tetris effect 99
Where's Banjo?
Where's Fable?
Where's some fucking console exclusives?
Microsoft has been buying up first party developers for like 6 fucking years and they still can't get an exclusive game for the console.
Phil Spencer for the last 3 or 4 years have been saying "The first party games are coming next year.. Trust me" but then it never happens lol.
The joke used to be that Sony had no games, but Microsoft has even less.
>muh VR gimmick
Rate my girlfriend (on the right)
That's not the issue.
They issue is that they now have to design to consoleshit limitation. You can say goodbye to you inventory and say hello to "generic mobile app interface #765475675".
black female!
tetris?
why are black women in vidya SO UGLY?
why can't they just make them hot like sheva? or master raven?
>more black women protagonists
Fuck off.
oh look, more niggers
>black woman again
Man they finally showed 2 good games with Psychonauts 2 and Stalker 2 and it's shit we knew was coming out already.
Oh christ, even in a fucking cartoony artstyle they manage to make the black chicks ugly as fuck.
Jesus fuck.
more niggers
>Yet another niggress
When is this cancer doing to stop?
Rachel Maddow isn’t sudden
>Sheboon that looks like a dude
HOW POZZED HAS THE WEST BECOME? BAHAHAHAHAHAH
shes a maid too
2020 - The extinction of the White Race
another nigger game yay
NO GAMES BOX
Sony keys will NEVER EVER play stalker 2
OUCH
WHAT THE?
Till now we really haven't seen anything game related outside a screen shot. I thought the game was a ruse
>Stalker on consoles
How dumbed down will it be?
Boy I sure hate niggers
>astroneer
sauce
Black WOMAN
FUCK YES!
Back to indies with black female leads
If I was a black woman, I would be offended at how consistently ugly videogame black women are.
It's a PC game retard
What was announced? I'm too busy cooking. Also you guys want anything? I'm taking orders.
you cared if you're not a faggot like you
>Nobody can if good faith argue Sony didn't completely shit all over this garbage.
lmao I don't know how sony got people to be such fanboys
that was maybe the worst conference ever, even my sony ponyta friend didn't hesitate to say it was disappointing as hell, and worst of all it's supposed to be the unveiling of what's coming to ps5
this conference is trash too so far but halo alone already puts it over even though i'm not big on it
>unironically using a remaster
you think that's a positive but that's actually evidence of how bad the conference was
based butterfly game
Gunkcraft
holy shit, they literally called niggers gunk
microsoft are really brave
Don't spam the fucking comfy thread. Go to the other thread for that.
>The Gunk
Generic trash, holy shit
I have been telling you people that Spencer is a conman for the last 3 years but none of you believe me and choose to defend your “Uncle Phil”
Harder fallout 4, thats my prediction.
The Gunk looks fine. Gameplay is meh so far
Nothing
THE SPUNK
>ANOTHER black character
FUCK OFF this is getting ridiculousf
I'm afraid to even think about it desu.
I PUT MY FINGERS
that stuff the builds up around your pet dog's eyes took over a planet
They care so much about diversity yet all these games look the fucking same
All this pandering to "diverse" gamers, but the homies are still finna buy Playstations as usual
butterdogs
>why are black women in vidya SO UGLY?
Because blacks tend to be fucking ugly. I don't know what else you expect.
nyquil sausages
can of fanta and a twirl please lad
>How dumbed down will it be?
It's gonna have that standard console inventory system a separate menu that pauses the game.
>fork in pan
kys
So? It was already known that all Xbox games are coming to PC. This isn't anything new
How dumb do these devs and publishers think gamers are? This hardcore diversity shoveled down our throats.. gamers are catching up to it, and with gamers I mean normies. Zig Forums sniffed this fart a long time ago
they're just running trailer of games that are only on Xbox/PC now
>that doesn't count
ALL Xbox games are on PC now, that's how it works
as a black woman, i feel overrepresented
Fucking this
I liked the P2 trailer, and STALKER got me hyped as fuck but now it's just more shitty garbage. Fucking hate modern gaming.
>WOMAN, WOMAN, WOMAN, WOMAN, NIGGER, NIGGER, TRANNY, NIGGER, NIGRESS
WHAT IS GOING ON XBOX? WHERE'S THE GOOD STUFF?
is this some alan wake shit?
where
are
the
japanese
games
we
were
promised
IT'S NEW TOMB RAIDER GAME BUT VOID RAIDER
Skyrim and Stalker sequels are the big ones.
What part of any of these games doesn't scream indieshit to you.
That filter is hiding something for both of them
>tfw no enji gf
>Female protag
Pass
in my ass
Extremely dumb especially in the case of the US where it's a multicultural shithole rife with low IQ beaners and nogs.
New silent hill
It's easier to cook bacon with a fork than with a spatula
>dual-reality gameplay
lmfao
Ow the edge
So is STALKER 2 gonna be on PlayStation?
That one looked okay.
>Rape victim simulator
>White woman
Based Xbox
uh okay, this is the first game that actually looks interesting
Is she made of The Gunk?
WHY IS THE FRAME RATE SO BAD? ITS A FUCKING TRAILER
Where the fuck are the Japanese games?
They said there would be Japanese games.
I'm not seeing any Japanese games.
Silent Hill
I claimed her first.
looks pretty spoopy, I like it
Console Launch Exclusive
>rendered simultaneously
>why.jpg
Why can't they just do the old switcheroo on the fly?
literally noone cares thank you
Yeah, I think I'm about done with this....
Here you go, bro
Actually promising.
yes. I'm guessing it's a timed xbox exclusive.
It's all streaming from Phil's laptop. It's a bit choppy.
not enough of sequels for you? Little shitstain
Uhh, new grafix for PSO2?
are you gonna fuck her in her eye sockets
ANIMEEEEEEEEE
WHAT IS THIS SHIT I WANTED SONIC AHHHHHHH
Wait is this a new Phantasy Star?
Looks kinda shitty.
God damn I thought that was Skies of Arcadia for a second
Shitty Xenoblade X clone here we goooo
PSO3
>PSO Remaster to match Demons Souls remaster
Looos like Xenoblade. Cool
GIVE ME JSRF2
PSO3
This Medium shit looks kinda interesting, but the trailer makes me think it's gonna be another of them run and hide horror games a la Amnesia.
>japanese game on xbox
dead on arrival. joggers hate these games except a few fat ones
>Sego logo
>PSO
Jap kino is back on the menu boys
I was worried for nothing. Microsoft still has no idea what gamers want.
Its just white people who feel insane white guilt thinking they need to shove black people into everything. There's really nothing nefarious going on. It's just fucking embarassing
>this fucking music
>Buy a bunch of companies
>Give them huge budgets and creative freedom
>They churn out all this garbage
How angry is Phil right now?