I'm gonna edit str8 porn and put Dorian face on it

And then flood all that str8 porn with Dorian on rule 34, it's gonna trigger so much people it's not even going to be funny.

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thats epic ftw bro

edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!

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dorian was the only done right gay character ive ever come across in games

:|

That's trolling I suppose? While everyone has personal quests about alliances with qunari, finding out what happened to the seekers, etc his quest is "muh homophobia, my dad doesn't liek me cuz i'm gay".

I don't understand how his rape fetish talk with Iron Bull made it to the game, the entire character is a mess and a poorly done stereotype. Ohh look at him, the sassy gay guy! he hangs with the sassy black woman to criticize people's fashion sense! ohh he's super into fashion! and he likes wine! and dancing with velvet!?

So, no, he's not a good character nor is he a "gay guy done right", kill yourself homophobe.

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That sounds like a pretty gay thing to do user

would you kill yourself already you cancerous faglord with your goddamn avatarfagging

I would never kill myself, i'm a good christian and i've stuff to live for, unlike all of you.

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Pathetic. I bet you are an american.

>it's not even going to be funny.
Well, you're half right.

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>unlike all of you
shut up
you're the same scum we are and the sooner you get than in your head the better

Is this the gay Nord from Skyrim and Oblivion threads?

Hi

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Actually based

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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH GEESE

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>itty bitty boat

Fuck you

>the sassy gay guy! he hangs with the sassy black woman to criticize people's fashion sense! ohh he's super into fashion! and he likes wine! and dancing with velvet!?
Well that's 90% of gays in North America.
Name one "well written" gay guy in vidya.

>inb4 Arcade Gannon
He's still feminine and sassy at times. He also gets stereotypically triggered when you start siding with the Legion.

godspeed user!

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>everyone who disagrees with me is trolling
I remember you. How's it feel knowing that Dorian is actually written well and that you're too retarded to realize it?

At the very least it felt like he was the only character who was the inquisitors friend and would actually hang out with them in a casual setting like a fucking reasonably normal person.

Everyone else is either too weird in the mental department ((Sera, Cole)), too much of a serious/'professional' companion to really seem like a friend ((Cassandra, Solas, Blackwall, Cullen, Viv, Leliana, Josie)), or they're just otherwise distant/have their own shit going on, ((Varric in that he's friendly but belongs to another friend group + seems to put the Inquisitor on a pedestal a bit too much, and Iron Bull because of the whole Qunari spy thing, again belonging to another friend group, and just generally not being able to believe a word he says)).

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How is he written well? Try to explain it.

The good thing about having so many companions is that you can find the three you like and then ignore everyone else. I've seen people actually claim Sera as their wife.

This guy is gayer than the gay spic in Mass Effect 3.

Holy based!

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Because the only critique that faggots like you are able to come up with is "AAAAAAAA HOW COULD A GAY CHARACTER POSSIBLY EXIST IN MY VIDEO GAMES I CAN'T BELIEVE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
If he were actually written poorly, maybe idiots like you wouldn't have to obsess over the fact the he mentions being gay at one point during his optional personal quest.

Stop strawmanning. Stop dodging the question. Explain how he's well written.

in the sense that he was an annoying attention whoring drama queen faggot who couldn't shut up about how gay he is?
yeah, at least it was realistic

> he mentions being gay at one point

>Iron Bull: Quite the stink-eye you've got going, Dorian.
Dorian: You stand there, flexing your muscles, huffing like some beast of burden with no thought save conquest.
>Iron Bull: That's right. These big muscled hands could tear those robes off while you struggled, helpless in my grip.
>Iron Bull: I'd pin you down, and as you gripped my horns; I. Would. Conquer. You.
Dorian: Uh. What?
>Iron Bull: Oh. Is that not where we're going?
Dorian: No. It was very much not.

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> ever using Iron bull as a companion

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That picture makes it perfect.
I remember there was a mod to make Dorian straight, I downloaded it, nothing happened.
Couldn't flirt with him though, thank GOD.

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>Explain how he's well written.
Because you only learn that he's gay if you choose to complete his personal quest. Sounds like you did. Sounds like some part of you liked his gayness.
>Implying optional party banter is forced upon you
If you unironically chose to have Bull in your party then you have shit taste anyway. No idea why you'd take offense to Dorian being gay when Bull is the single gayest character in the game.
If you legitimately had both of them in your party at once, then I have bad news for you.

> I downloaded it, nothing happened.

I think that mod is so that female inquisitors can 'romance' him, though I don't really see the point in that since basically all of the inquisitors romance lines are unvoiced + Dorian still refers to you as male.

bless you doggos

Blessed

Origins was the only DA game where I actually liked to swap out companions randomly for quests, all the others I just pick the three most likeable and stick with them for the whole game.