It’s not fucking fair

green > blue

no

Rate your life, from 0 to 5, in the following categories:
1. health
2. family
3. friends
4. love
5. career

are you saying this because he's ugly? because while i agree that guy has a rabid female fanbase. there is obviously something thousands upon thousands of females see in him.

green eyes are a more unique mutation, blue eyes are basic shit next to brown

27 years old.
Kissed.
Held hands.
Made out in a night park while stimulating her pussy.
Had a sex attempt, but basically no sex.
Had a few blowjobs from different women.
Had women tell me they liked me.
Wanna know the best bit?
I have cerebral palsy. I am also short, far from skinny, and have phimosis..

ok
3 no real health problems but feel tired all the time and have upper back pain
3 only get along with my mom and brother and a couple cousins but it could be worse since my mom is amazing
4 got a good amount of friends (im in college)
0 love
2 career only work part time since im in college so only a little money

Does she have nudes? And of course Joker's VA has a big titty gf, he's rich.

Who the fuck is that loser cuck and why is he so popular?

>That basedface on the guy
>That carefully picked angle for the girl
Haha.

People this vapid never last. They will both cheat on each other. Her with a black dude, him probably with a black dude too.

this is an Zig Forumsqua thread now
satania posters are welcome too

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lucky bastard

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ITS THE ONLY THING MISSING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHY DID I NEVER TALK TO GIRLS AS A KID WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME

Why is late night Zig Forums so fucking trash? Every night it's the absolute fucking worst.

That's what passes for huge titties nowdays? Poor zoomers and their hormonally deficient "females"

>Never received chocolate during Valentines
Oh so you're a fucking weeb who based his entire knowledge on human interaction on how characters behave in anime instead of real life experiences. That's why you're a kissless virgin.

It's very normal to give someone chocolate on valentines you autist

Cope incel

mods ban this faggot too

only if you are a jap girl or a grade schooler

Have you ever tried talking to or showing interest in a girl? Have you tried improving yourself to the point that a girl might be interested in your attention?

A girl once hugged me on the last day of school and the feeling of her breasts pressing up against me was incredible.

She’s pretty stacked. What does she see in this dork

What is this cope? user, it's very very common, it's maybe the most common thing after flowers.

>tfw 41

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if you aren't in a relationship with the person it's really not

Forgot pic

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Now what?

why are people so dependent on others to be happy?

I don't know about that, from what I've seen people like go on dates and stuff for Valentine's rather than just a gift or something

Is that beta numale rich?
I dont understand

>thinking she isnt just using him for his cash flow while she fucks Brad the Chad behind his back weekly

Maybe she thinks he's cute or something

For you. lol I got candy from multiple girls in elementary every Valentine's

>only if you are a jap girl or a grade schooler

How does this happen just start talking to a girl and don't have high standards if you're fat or ugly seriously

Just be urself bro ;)

huge dick?

Okay am I supposed to know who this fucking guy is or what?

>work part time
>good amount of friends (im in college)
>get along with my mom
>and have upper back pain
>no real health problems but feel tired all the time
You are overextended, its like when in football manager you hire a good trainer that can do 5 star training in one department like technique but you lack trainers so he has to cover the attacking training to and ends up being 2 star trainer in those two.
Men are not well suited to multitasking, try to distance yourself a bit from your mother and spend more time with friends.
And cut something entirely as days are only 24 hours long. You cant do education, work, friends, video games, shitposting and actively engaging in acquiring a gf.
Half assing things comes without you even noticing, as you try to be everywhere but but you are never at your maximum peek performance anywhere.

It's in our code bro

Howcome nobody has complained about this thread not being video games yet? Is it because it's not political?

>just start talking to a girl

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Other girls are laughing at her behind her back

fuck off retard

because all the issues anons have ITT stem from playing video games instead of socializing

>roleplaying as a janny
Imagine being this pathetic

she 100% cheats

have rape, incel

I had a goth girl give me her number on a train once
So just be cute or something

Going from 0 to 2 or from 1 to 3 is much easier than going from 3 to 4 or from 4 to 5.
You either overrated your state in other categories or dont need actual advice.

Anyone who needs to "improve themselves" in the first place is a lost cause.

hes probably not good looking enough, that's all girls care about

>no gf
>have had good friendships with girls
>have asked a couple of girls out
>"wtf no user, even if you're the last guy on earth i wouldn't go out with you"
>dont even say bad stuff, dont act like a retard, just a normal person who likes to draw
my self esteem has been so low since early high school i just decided to never try again

look i get it you feel alone
get a pet or something
or better yet just masturbate, clarity ensues and you wonder everytime why you ever wanted a gf to being with when you're done

This coupling has "cuckold" written all over it

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Ah not bad after all. I'd guess 36DDs.

>Successful man who actually has ambition and did something with his life has a GF
>Seething loser shut-ins who do nothing with their lives dont

Oh jeez I wonder why

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>my dad has green eyes but I wasn't lucky enough to inherit it
FUCK

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Yeah I totally forgot The Rock was born with the body he has now....

Really dumb post user.

4, I work out regularly but I'm not ripped or anything
1, I'm on talking terms with my mother, the family I care about is dead, the rest I don't really speak with
4, I have two great friends I can spend pretty much any amount of time with without getting tired of, I'd love to have more but I'm reasonably content
1, I can't find a boyfriend to save my life, I have been with several guys but nothing ever lasts very long, despite my desire to be loyal and loving
0, I am jobless and essentially unemployable but I have no real need for money and no desire to work

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God fucking damn. I wonder if she has nudes somewhere. If she's eager enough to show a pic like that, showing her bare tits is probably a few bucks away.

does anyone else have that thing where their eyes are either blue or green depending on the light? the fuck is with that?

The problem is all women have impossibly high standards, ALL believe they're stacy's and honestly believe they all deserve their own chad regardless of how much of a hambeast they are this is the dumbest advice ever.

No i just find it ironic that posters here tell me my threads about video games for feelings about natsoc germany are not vidya but i never see them do it for threads like this, almost like they don't care about it being off-topic and are just leftists that want anything Zig Forums related banned immediately.

>better keep shitposting on Zig Forums, thins will work out
kek

Yes and I will be their BVLL