Played gears 1 and jumped to 5. Wtf happened I'm just at the beginning and some brown/Asian or something chick is yelling at me in her office. I stopped gaming in 2013 this feels off what happened to game bros. Aso wtf with the poster!?
Jumped from 1-5
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>Aso wtf with the poster!?
Menstruated.com
My phone did that
>Story is shit
>Multi is shit
>Still can't choose a server to get away from mexicans with 499+ ping (not exaggerating)
You'd be better off playing gears 4. It feels closest to gears 3 with a few new things added that don't feel hamfisted for the purpose of it being different from the previous title. We don't talk about GoW:J
I barely started the campaign didn't try online yet but I'm not in the US the people with bad internet here are the Russians.
HURR I PLAY FURST GAYM DEN FIFT GAYM. FURS' GAYM NO SAEM?
It's a stupid shooter why am I running a kindergarten. I don't care about politics they didn't exist in games in 2013. I just want a game not a lecture.
I refuse to believe that the removed the option to choose a server wasn't because of muh diversity
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This probably the weirdest larp on this board right now
What are you talking about? Like I said I stopped gaming in 2013...
Did they fuck up games be honest with me!?
I wish I just ended up stuck in bad financial situations and didn't even have a TV for the past 7y I'm just trying too get back to normal now. Didn't even have a phone or electricity.
It is too late, my son. You are coming to us from a long ago time. And so, because space and time are one, you are also joining us from such a great distance. The light that is now reaching your eyes comes from an industry that was already dead long before Atlantis was young.
>I skipped 2/3rds of the story
>I don't understand what's going on
>VIDEOGAMES ARE DEAD
I've played all of the games. The story isn't shit, the gameplay is.
or rather, it gets shitty at 5
I'm not saying the series is perfect, just that judging it while skipping the entire thing is silly.
>the gameplay is
Fucking 1v1 me blood drive boltok/gnasher only and not online and see what happens
It's a shooter. I bet I can play Battlefield without this problem can't I? But not the story isn't the problem, the characters are acting weird. I'm serious it was just military and army stuff before.
I'm not I don't enjoy fighting with Indians females in my games. Also did my wife sleep with her or something!?
Whoa hold up Tyrone, I corrected myself and said only 5's gameplay is shit.
Square root not square up.
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I played 1-3. I own 4 and 5. I've promised to myself that I'd beat 4 before going onto 5 but that's proven to be really hard because 4 is a hot steaming pile of dogshit.
>wtf happened
people with high school brains and a hatred for certain genres got jobs at studios that makes games in said genres.
The same thing happened with Halo, there's no passion and its handled by peopled who beleive you're only allowed to like certain things if they're already popular.
Are racing games still good? I use to play rally games. Also is mass effect still good?
>Are racing games still good.
Rally games are still alright, they kind of suck dick if you're a fan of the General Lee.
>Is mass Effect still good
Andromeda was a pile of horse shit and ME3 was mediocre at best.
What about tomb raider I literally missed the entire new series. Sad about mass effect I played 2 at least 3 times.
People seem to like them. Lara isn't as cool as she used to be. They're kind of fun in that Uncharted sort of way, she doesn't use her dual pistols anymore and the series seems to be handled by Ryona fetishists.
The new gang just kinda sucks, nothing you can do about it. It's the Tomb Raider 2013 situation where the reboot characters are mostly safe and boring. At least the old ones sometimes show up during the story and are playable in MP, so that's something.
You should have at least played 4 as it is the start of the new story as it explains who the fuck she is.
>Ryona fetishist
That was a mistake sorry Google. So it went more action!? But are the puzzles still there or are they gone forever? What about story?Last time I played it went full GOW on me with well God's.
Also is GOW still good don't have a console but maybe I can borrow one and play it...
It's basically a basic bitch TPS/platformer now. If you've played Uncharted, it's kinda similar, only worse. Puzzles are still there sometimes, though you will figure out all of them in 2-3 minutes tops. Also the games kinda get worse the further down you go the trilogy.
Sorry didn't even play the first one my roof literally caved in 2 days after I installed the game. Tree fell over also I just installed crysis 3 and Witcher. I miss my old pc. Lost 4 tb of games and movies because I'm smart like that and had no backup.
why are americans like this?
OK at this point I need good news what series got better and where should I start I'm getting depressed hearing all the bad news.
But I'm not and if I want something intellectual il definitely look elsewhere. It's a game story will never be its main focus and if it is its not a game anymore.
I like the new DOOM games and Shadow Warrior.
Someone is probably going to have the grumpy dumpies that I said that, but they're still pretty good.
>Old good new bad
kill yourself
Never played Shadow Warrior but I played all the doom games that's great to hear. Il look up the other one.
Only if you're talking about 1-3. The rest are shit.
>the gameplay is
youtu.be
Looks awesome thanks
If you're into Boomer Shooters there's these new kids called New Blood Interactive that like to make throwback shooters, Dusk and Amid Evil stand out as pretty great.
There was a new Ace Combat game in 2019 that returned to Strangereal if you're into arcade combat flight games. Dead Rising 1 got a PC port, 3D Realms published a Build-Engine shooter from voidpoint called Ion Fury that was pretty alright.
Desperados just got a new game, and there are a bunch of substitute games like Insurgency if you're looking to shoot fuckers in a game that isn't Counter Strike or Battlefield.
There's some decent stuff, you just kind of have to dig.