>Capture a Vaal Hazak (Don't question it faggot.) >Researchers see its too weak to gather any useful data >But even weak enough they can't release it into the wild without it eyeing >Realise sleep bombing with entire squad may have been a bad idea >Feel kinda bad for wounding it and decide to take care of it until its strong enough to live on its own >She rarely leaves your room, coughing up fulluviam flem from always having a cold >She's a very quiet person and rarely talks, either she's afraid of you or just shy >Start bringing her books to read >Your Palico even plays with her as long as you have a stash of Nul berries for him to use >She eventually warms up to you >You wake up one morning to find her loosely hanging onto your chest with one arm and softly snoring >She asks to sit on your lap when your back from hunts when she reads her books >Once she finally gets better, she sheepishly holds your hand and stars into your eyes with her gloomy, yet tearful eyes >She asks if she can stay with you
place her in front of the dragonator and watch as it rips her to shreds while stroking my dick
Jackson King
Is that an innuendo or...?
Adrian Baker
bonk her with my hammer
Adrian Johnson
>Capture a Vaal Hazak Stopped reading here Elder Dragons cannot be captured Play the game, retard
Isaac Wood
>Don't question it, Faggot
Ethan Reed
Shut up you fucking nerd lmao
Joshua Sanchez
>Capture a Vaal Hazak (Don't question it faggot.) it doesn't matter what the rest of the greentext says it's shit and is probably some sort of waifushit
kill yourself.
Blake Miller
You're exactly right. So don't be a faggot and join in. Why else are you on Zig Forums? All we talk about is vidya pussy. Are you a new fag or something?
Jason Jackson
There a source for artist?
I saw this one in a thread yesterday that look like it was porn so now i'm curious
Isaiah Anderson
because if it's completely unrealistic it's shit
now if it was a rathian or even better, nargacuga it'd be a different story
Val Hazak doesn't speak human language. Val Hazak would not fit in your room.
Hudson Miller
Not with that attitude.
Josiah Walker
Tell her that no because she is a several tons elder dragon that spreads sickness and smells like shit, then I make a weapon out of her body because monsters are not your friends or wifes they are materials.
Hunter Butler
Wrong! Monsters are wives meant to be loved and praised!
Asher Reed
ONLY if they are a Khezu otherwise it is wrong and gay.
Well even if you imply that no hunter questioned the fact that they were sleep bombing an actual monster girl, why would you choose an untrappable elder, that is deadly to you just by existing?
But I'll bite. If I see myself developing some form of natural resistance to her farts, than fuck yes I'll true charge her weakspot if you know what I mean. Would read with when back from hunts.
Kevin Cook
Although I disagree with if the latter half of that statement I will admit Khezu is cute. But my heart lives with my Gloomy sick Elder Dragon GF
Gabriel Hughes
Khezu is the inferior cave noodle. Terrible taste.
Benjamin Nguyen
Khezu is Fatalis tier or higher, see as she brutally murders giggishit without any effort whatsoever in this graphic image.
>is actually capturable >will stalk and hunt together >athletic, gorgeous healthy body >won't kill me just by sleeping next to me >"hey user, when are we going to hunt together again?"
I appreciate and repsect your guts by choosing Vaal, buy I'll stay with my wife Narga, ty.
her feet probably smell, haha, like rotting monsters. Haha, what if she pressed them to your nose. Could you imagine, haha. stinky
Nolan Roberts
If you're into the smell of rotting meat I guess. You can always wash her. She does need help operating a bath since she's never used one before.
Brayden Walker
Imagine her enjoying acid bath, and you can't join her. Imagine that she's afraid she slowly kills you. Imagine that all the village thinks she's nasty but you. Do you have a boner for tragic love?
Aaron Young
Nulberries and Miasma resist gems are a thing, user. Please you can always just have a Wiggler Hunter chugging potions behind a curtain when she wants to shower.
