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*lands on your face*
*tickles your hand*
William Peterson
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Andrew Phillips
>he can't grab flies out of the air
Jonathan Brooks
they are worst when you are trying to sleep
Leo Parker
*rams full force into your forehead*
Asher Allen
*blocks your path*
Angel Fisher
>open the door
>fly on the floor
Gabriel Collins
*eats the fly*
also
>opening the door
Christian Rogers
Is the movie the fly good? Is it like the thing?
Joshua Morales
everybody walk the dinosaur
Christopher Walker
original or cronenberg? cronenberg one is fucking great
Elijah Collins
i got the 1986 version on me, should I skip that one and get the other one?
Nathan Allen
Would Zig Forums eat their burger if a fly landed on it?
Nolan Sanchez
*unsheates disinfectant spray*
Heh... nothin' personnel kid...
Angel Thompson
bzzzzzzz-.....
Levi Lopez
Imagine incapacitating a fly and then cumming on it haha
Xavier Rodriguez
>fly lands on window
>too stupid to fly away and let's me smack it freely on there
David Diaz
yes
but i wouldnt eat the fly
Jason Morales
>fly lands on wall
>smack it
>small worms start pouring out of the carcass
Liam Hernandez
*bites your neck*
why do games rarely ever have fly enemies? they're more unnerving than most choice insects
Leo Hill
>not getting in on that free protein
Dominic Young
>*unzip pants*
>wait for fly to land
I cant be only one who does this. Right?
Zachary Nguyen
Fuck I had some turbo douchebag fruit fly go ham at me yesterday for a couple hours while playing Ghosts of Hiroshima, finally caught it in my hand though like a true samurai.
Kayden Watson
did u play Devil May Cry 5?
Mason Baker
Insects leave me conflicted if this is actually hell or not
John Williams
a fly landed on my dick head when i was wanking once
Kayden Parker
yeah, I don't get it. Spiders keep getting all the bad rap and appearances in games, but flies are much uglier, unhygenic, and just all around foul. We kill shit in your house, while flies just pester you and stuff, shit's fucked.
John Foster
>went on massive spider killing spree
>flies show up everynow and then
i deserve this
Ryan Martin
Lucas Scott
same problem with IRL flies, unless they're the size of a small dog they're too hard to hit and they'll just get annoying
Connor Mitchell
>bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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*lands on your face*
Hudson White
>we
Go and stay go you 8-legged nigger
Landon Ramirez
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
I'M A VISUAL THINKER GOD FUCKING DAMNIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK
Luis Nguyen
>We
Matthew Green
>we
Ryder Garcia
I hate these cocksuckers. Deer flies and horse flies wouldn't be so bad if they weren't so persistent. Either I am going to kill you or you are going to bite me and then I'll kill you, have some self preservation instincts ffs.
Luke Murphy
*bzzzzzzzzzzzzz in Japanese*
Jacob Hill
Get a pet.
Hudson Nguyen
>We
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Daniel Williams
god damn, flies really are the soi insect
Parker Sullivan
What's the best way to kill these bastards without insecticides?
Lincoln Nelson
imagine the smell
Ian Ross
Punch them
Cameron Evans
Godd luck, Zika-chan!
Carter Morris
try a shower, murrifart
Chase Adams
Happened to me once, were those larvas?
Connor Foster
Anyone else enjoy the tickling feeling created when a fly walks around on your skin?
Eli Harris
how much would it hurt if you touched your nuts to it
Jack Ortiz
bugs resist fighting type moves though
Jordan Morgan
No.
Brayden Morris
it would be extremely painful
Jackson Wood
foul beast! you have defiled my hand for the last time!
James Scott
>the most repugnant arthropod of all is barely featured in games
why?
Julian Bell
>people bitching about flies
>not mosquitos
You're focusing on the wrong enemy here
Carter Diaz
>we
Michael Thomas
It's more likely to be a parasite
Lucas Garcia
>Flies and mosquitos stuck in my basement, bugging me when i hang out downstairs
>Something tickles the back of my neck, smack it hard
>check hand
>it was a ladybug
Lucas Collins
>oh hey a breeze I guess I better go that way to find more stuff
>what the fuck is this thin mesh in the way? I can't squeeze through it so I might as well climb it
>wtf it's solid at the top I guess I better fly away
>what? now there is some clear solid wall in the way? I guess I better CLIMB UP
Why does he do it?