What if we took a serious stealth game series

>what if we took a serious stealth game series
>then, what if we took some random, unlikable character...
>and then, what if we made an epic and badass game about him cutting bipedal mass destruction tanks to pieces
>metal gear rising

a complete insult to the Metal Gear franchise.

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joke's on you. despite the universe it was set in it turned out to be a very engaging game to play which grew on many of the people who post here, who remember it fondly and don't want a sequel

Kojima added all the dumb shit from mgs4 onwards. Rising atleast used it for something fun

Reminder that turning your unpopular characters into cyborg ninjas is the cheapest way to make them cool

?? This game was amazing OP. Maybe you just don’t like fun

>what if I took a dumbass board
>then, what if I came up with a retarded thread
>and then, what if I posted that shit
>this thread

yeah, that fits

Wah wah

Every game past MGS1 was an insult to the MGS franchise. I still had a good time with all of them though FUCK POps though

>make a good game
>add memes, making a great game
>it's a complete insult
YOU'RE BATSHIT INSANE

>Raiden
>Unlikable
Yeah if you’re a salty snakecuck.

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You are fucking retarded as well mgr fags just posting reddit tier cringe like POST YFW RULEZ OF NEICHA and 100 retarded reaction faces. No gameplay discussion fufking nothing just parroting cringy ost lyrics

I understand the sentiment but when the game is that cathartic, hilarious and fun, your complaint just doesn't matter.

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But it's the best metal gear game

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>what if I took a beloved game on Zig Forums
>and make a shitpost thread pretending it's bad on Zig Forums

a complete waste of my time.

MGS past 2, or even 1, is full of needless and useless shit. MGR was fun and fast action. I almost broke joystick while playing it, and it felt great.

AM I FINALLY GETTING THROUGH?

Great game, unlike the MGS games after the first few

>what if we took a serious stealth game series
metal gear was never serious; it was a self-serving, popcorn movie schlock by a man with an boner for western media
>then, what if we took some random, unlikable character...
he was the main character of MGS2, not at all random
>and then, what if we made an epic and badass game about him cutting bipedal mass destruction tanks to pieces
like what he did in MGS4

Your whole argument is moot.

Best game in the series, I hope a sequel

>metal gear
>serious
lel
try harder

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What makes 2 and 3 insults to the franchise

What a fag

> QTE out the ass
> cutscenes everywhere
> little variety in each replay
> linear levels
> 10 out of fucking 10
how did they do it?

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Have they found a connection to being a weeb and schizophrenia yet? It seems really obvious

2 and 3 are both superior to 1, which was literally just a remake of MG2.

the memes

They didn't
Game is pure shit, nit far from old GoW but its ok when Japan does it

Get a load of this poofta

what was the original pasta for?

Fate’s cunny spin off

WE FIGHT FOR JUSTICE

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Get fucked. Best game in the series

>best game
>atrocious level design
>visual design is nothing but hrown boxes
>qtes
>no weapon switch
>sub weapons are fucking joke aside from pole
You were saying?

thinly veiled MGR thread?
thinly veiled MGR thread

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Shut up OP.

>OP gets filtered by MGR
>proceeds to make a thread on Zig Forums saying it's a bad game
Always a good laugh, keep being an absolute shitter OP.

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>Zig Forums is one person
Wowsers

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>thinly veiled

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Except that Kojimbo made all of this in mgs4
>Kojima shits out one complete blunder after the other for a decade since when he found his studio, Kojimaproduction, up to 2015
>Publicy claim he is calling it quits with the franchise several times just to force Konami's hands and get a bigger paycheck everytime because of senseless cult of personality of the mgs fanbase.
>Culminating his career at Konami with an unfinished game that surpassed 80 million dollars of budget and 5 years of development, and a mess of a storyline.
>It's also a worse Far Cry with somehow worse shooting, no real weapons and pointless shit online and grind/base management tackled on
>B-b-but you don't get it, he never wanted to make those games, evil Konami FORCED HIM to work on those games.
>Let's ignore that he has been vice president of Konami for this whole time
>Advertise a new game as some horror action post apocalyptic third person game
>Starting to look like a delivery sim the more news come in
>Shills in full force yelling how it's totally NOT a walking simulator
>Turns out it really is
>A-akthually yes, but y-you just want another COD...g-g-go back to Fortnite...
>Not even breaking 3 million copies on console after 8 months
>Delivery simulator with literally no physics for vehicles, the best tactic is literally Skyrim horse your way to the objective with the bike.
>Somehow he can't spare some of its dozens and dozens and dozens of millions he wasted for Normie Fetus ugly (and mostly mute) mug for giving the total of 3 vehicles you get to drive something open world games had 2 decades ago.
>"B-but art, you just don't get it *Take a sip of Monster Energy Drink™*
>Literal AA sales figures, 700k copies sold on Steam at launch
>Complete silence on sales for more than half a year
>Kojima humiliating himself insisting proudly how 8+ months after release his "magnum opus", the masterpiece he put so much passion into after being free from the shackles of evil Konami, broke even.

how do you even get filtered by MGR, OP? the game is pretty easy, are you that bad?

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>lol you ugly

And i thought my argument was bad :^)