Would you join?

Scenario 1:

Within seconds from now, major cities are being attacked by multiple alien spacecrafts of incredible size. Hundreds of thousands of innocents are suddenly being abducted in broad day light on the streets never to be seen again or mercilessly shot dead.

Earth is being invaded and Humanity clearly faces genocide, would you join XCOM? Chances of survival is low, being captured alive is a fate worser than death and you will face unimaginable horrors.

Or would you run with your loved ones away from any population centre and hide in the wilds? It would understandable if you did so considering the intentions of these beings are rather...insidious.

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Literally who wouldn't join?

Although Id bring a lot more heavy armour with me on missions if you know what i mean.

xcom only takes the best of the best losers like the faggots on this website would never be accepted. also the average hit chance of a regular soldier is 10-20% so rookies actually have a hitrate 30-40% higher than the average soldier.

fuck naw, the future generations can deal with it, i say we welcome our alien overlords

fuck XCOM me and my homies play ALIEN SOLDIER

>Literally who wouldn't join?
Those with families. Would a father or a mother join XCOM and fight in a war or prioritise their kids and get them to safety?

Singles or couples without kids would be the first to join up.

>half the population (zoomers) aren't just going to go full 'aliens welcome' and you'll have to kill more of them than the actual aliens
I'd join the aliens and tell them to blast israel first

the same in every war, but eventually people would see their kids were better served by fighting

What gun is this? The calibre is the size of a human fist.

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Its supossed to be the most advanced gun made by humans

shouldn't it be a bullpup then?

Sure. As long as this scenario doesn't follow XCOM 2's gay ass narrative of XCOM have lost the war before it even started. Also, traitorous Snake-Fuckers should get pelted with acid, gas, ice, fire, plasma grenades.

Scenario 2:
Snake waifus

yeah but then they all got together in a big gay inter-species utopia user

So the choice is between fighting and dying or fleeing, struggling, and then dying anyway?

I'll sign up for XCOM, thanks. Just gotta make sure to keep a single bullet in my sidearm for myself if the situation looks totally fucked.

I'll join the aliens if they promise just a crumb of snake pussy.

>yeah but then they all got together in a big gay inter-species utopia user
Sounds like the perfect place to drop a nuke on.

>xcom only takes the best of the best losers like the faggots on this website would never be accepted.
This.

Id probably just an hero

I have nightmares that I was picked as a Commander, but this being XCOM I inevitably fuck up without save/reload. The soldiers then lynch me way before the aliens got to us.

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Play ironman and just don't quit until you either win or reach the game over screen. It's basically that but it feels incredible if you make it

Yes
VIGILO CONFIDO

>i was picked as a Commander
You can make it real
xcom commander thread when

I did, on XCOM 2 and Commander difficulty. Still haven't beaten it on Ironman Legendary though

VIGILO CONFIDO
VIGILO CONFIDO

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>Tell my kids I-
>NOOOO I WANNA GO HOME

>Implying that I would even be accepted
>Implying that I wouldn't be one of the notjobs murdering my way across a country
>implying I wouldnt be part of a resistance faction

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As someone with no friends I can see the appeal of following orders to the letter and the Commander taking all the responsibility. Maybe because it's for a righteous cause of kicking invaders out.

>Go to this cover
>Shoot
>It's fine if you miss, Commander knows your hit percentages

Could you imagine how ass blasted they'd be if we ever came across a massively advanced civilization and that they wanted us to be inducted into the fold, but with the one exception is that Humanity has to outlaw gender reassignment surgery because they see it as vile and unnatural.

there'd be a lot of crying and a lot of them trying to stop the rest of us from making it real for sure

>there are other people who think XCOM2 fucked up

so sick of all the love it gets

I think the worst thing that pissed me off about it all was that the game gives you, the commander, a personal avatar in the game to control

and you can't fucking customize it like one of the soldiers

it's unbelievable, just some faggy looking generic clone body jesus christ

That would be funny af