Ah! user-kun, こんにちは!

>Hello, ladies! I will be your toilet for the evening.

We will now play Bokusuka Wars.

killyourself redditorkun

I hope you ladies don't mind.
But I prefer to play games on easy mode.

Why do Japs sit on painful uncomfortable shit all the time? They're either sitting on the floor or sleeping on a shitty thin mat or sitting on cheap pillows?

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>Good evening!
>I think I do Umiharakawase
>Later want to play on my white peepee?

COMFORT BRING SHAME AND DISHRONSTY TO FAMIRUU

Reddit trying to fit spotted.
Reddit go back.

social shit test
first to speak up is the weak link and gets executed

Persona 5 Royal. Casino boss is being a real fucking cunt.

Cultural habit.
There's weird things we do that no one questions, that are frankly quite worse than sitting on the floor. Like mutilating little boy penises

>can't speak Japanese
>on a 2chan styled message board
>trying to gatekeep
OH NO NO NO NO

It’s clearly daylight outside fuckin weeb

this would technically be morning in japantown

all look same

>not wanting a clone harem

>all those girls hanging out
I'm pretty sure one of them is is secretly a lesbian and has a crush on another girl there. girls don't gather in groups like that without one of them being a lesbian.

こにちわ、僕のニッが。私たちは今晩をセクス。
Also, Atelier Ryza

Should I be embarrassed that I can read this kana but have no idea about the proper way of writing it? I'm too retarded to memorize Kanji.

OY VEY
That's my culture stupid goyim. Just shut up and pay your reparations.

I expect to see all of you online for raid tonight. And i swear to god if we wipe on phase 1 I'm going to bench someone.

Should've just Google translated what you wanted to say EOP
>こんにちわ

Most japs have soft, plump lower bodies so it doesn't really bother them.

We’re playing a game called nankin re-enactment
Now bend over

Friend. The site was made for people who couldn't speak japanese and when 2chan banned gaijins.
Having the capacity it's good but doesn't mean shit.
In general the site it's a little bit different to 2chan, but knowing that doesn't make you an oldfag or atleast a guy who informed himself correctly, you could be the oldest of oldest or a new who just read wikipedia.
I'm just saying that the people saying reddit are normally reddit, in general that fucking word it's used by everyone and has lost his original meaning, because we failed at cointaining reddit.

Paizuri Panic

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you just do it on repeat fill whole notebooks if you have to until it becomes muscle memory.
just like in school you start by writing big letters and then you do them smaller and smaller and then you try writing them faster and faster

We are playing bug exterminator, start running.

These are my lucky dice.

Rollin'

okay let's do it

the
im going to sleep game
cya

>Say こんにちは during the day
>ask what you are going to do that night
What's wrong here?

rolling also one of them is most likely a secret lesbian

2 looks like the only one who’ll throw a punch. Gimme her

kids learn kana before kindergarten.
so yeah, you should feel embarrassed. kana isn't hard.

it s time

roll
Why do Americans flay their children's penises?

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Don’t learn to write kanji, it’s a waste of time. Just learn to recognize them.

fuck

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How could Rance not be tempted to settle down with a great, lovey-dovey warrior such as this?

MCC

rooll

Look who came out of his cave!

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Hmm

Arr roke the same

seeing shit like this reminds me of one of my old girlfriends. Typical shy Asian girl and she used to always get really embarrassed when she wanted to get fucked. Man highschool feels like it happened yesterday. Why am I still here?

Sorry.. Still learning and wanted to try without machine translation.

number 5 looks the most like the secret lesbian in the group

You can watch if you want.

why are their bottles so long

let me at em.

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how can you even tell? literally can only distinguish them by hair and clothes

>shits on EOP
>bad reading comprehension
fucking lol

6 has big tits so gimme 6

He's a vtuber drone, just mental illness

I don't believe you, post some soft jap bums.

cmon give me number 2

Rollin for a waifu

Fancy bottles for fancy European water from the Alps.

wife

>moved out of my parent's place when I was 18 because they were truly garbage tier parents
>only kept in contact with little sister because she was cool
>7 years later, I own a house, bunch of land, car, etc
>little sister begging for me to allow parents and her to live with me because apparently my parents are fucking retarded with money and are losing the house
>fine sure
>parents try to greet me with this typical look of "well look who finally rolled out of bed, worthless leech" look and attitude
>Until I slap them in the face with "I pay the fucking bills, stfu or get out"

story time over. I'm sorry. That image just reminds me so much of their shitty entitled attitude.

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2 pls. Also, we're playing Onions Wars BFII classic.

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it assumes they’ll be there when you wake up

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Rolling for number 2, can't remember her name but she is a top qt.

you managed to get the secret lesbian, sorry but better luck next time.

This should be easy

inb4 nobody

Girl on this post number gets fucked by blacks.

Based

Nothing because I am sick and want to die. I would ask how you got me here but it's two tables of attractive women.

Now get me a shot of niquill and a futon to be miserable on for the next 24 hours

you got the secret lesbian in the group, better lucky next time user.

Can't believe Rance is gay.

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at least they were a little less retarded than morning musume's management, who god rid of the good girls so quickly

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Things you should know before learning Japanese:
>1) Don't
>2) See 1

chairs are unhealthy and we aren't evolved to sit in them. they cause disease.

that's too much ketchup

そですな

because their penises aren't

Don't have any on my phone, but you're free to search gelbooru. Have a courtesy nako.

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ruck-sama onegai

Praise JVPITER

what is your obsession with this

If you had got quads, I'd agree. But I don't listen to failures.

Asian women are repulsive. If only all white women weren't race traitors I'd pick one from my own superior race.

*all look kawaii

>don't see 1
Skipping the list, got it

Why do you want all the nippon porn games for yourself?

Yes. More Nako please.

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I do t know her but she has great jaw and chin genetics, would be happy if she wasn't a lesbian.

that had better be a male__