What is your rarest achievement?

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Working at a Nuclear Plant.

I had a gf this year but covid ruined it

Never had a girlfriend in 28 years of my life and I wonder how much I'm missing out on

haven't seen a girl in months.

It's nice having someone there to help you out in pretty much every aspect and it's nice being able to do the same. It's a bit cheesy but you do end up feeling like a team and it's nice knowing someone cares that much about you. Also regular sex is pretty nice too.

LASO master

Way to rub it in pham lul

nothing

Getting a gf is more difficult than completing LASO.

I 100%-ed Bayonetta

normalfags love this shit. They elevate their ego by humblebragging all the time. They dont even realize this, they do it subconsciously

no he definitely realizes it, whether he's lying or not about his situation. "hey look at this picture of my kids," "yeah me and my gf love etc etc," but on the bright side it lets you know to steer clear of these types. It's not that they have things others don't, it's that they're faggots.

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>Perfect Freeflow 2.0 (Arkham City)
Probably not the rarest but one of the most frustrating.

Tony Zaret is based.

I was trying to open a Prego jar and it exploded in my hands and slit my wrist to the tendons
explain to me how something of that magnitude of bullshit isn't an achievement

Cumming from being fucked in the butt.

well it didn't kill you for one

depends what kind of girl you get

cope

Winning 10 matches in a row in Guilty Gear XX Accent Core Plus R
On Steam

>achievement

i had consensual sex, according to Zig Forums standards i'm top 1% now

Yes?

Meh. Hire a whore for the sex needs and you've got the best part of having a gf covered (assuming you have friends and family that give a shit about you). After having been married for 10 years, I value my solitude more than anything.

Stupid bullshit ones like "reach the level max in this class added in the expansion".

It sure fucking tried to
goddamn antichrist possessed spaghetti sauce

Normal people like to share their happiness with others. They can't comprehend there are people like you. So bitter that every reminder there could be more to life than the everysame emotions only fuel you hatred. Love is wise hate is dumb user try it there is not much to lose.

>prego
I thought that name was a joke.

Accidentally knocked a cup of coffee off my desk. It made a full rotation and hit the floor without spilling a drop. I graduated with honors, got a dream job, had my dad tell me he was proud of me, have been in a relationship, etc etc
But that fucking coffee cup

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You need to get off the internet and go talk to some people. If you're taking someone else's happiness as a personal slight you need to readjust your outlook on life and make some positive changes for yourself.

I'm a wizard.

>love is wise hate is dumb
Humanity has achieved more through hate than through love so no u, nigger

That coffee cup was destined for an anime fight scene

no, that IS the joke. GF is Prego. Prego is a brand of sauce.