How the FUCK do you stop this?

how the FUCK do you stop this?

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15 squirrels

Non-targeted removal, abilities

One (1) Oblivion Ring

Diabolic Edict

Counter the spell they used to cheat her out.

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>his or her
Why don't they just use "their" to be more inclusive for enbys?

Stop playing shit card game run by sjw leftists and their jewish overlords

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The image is from 2010. They actually started doing that about a year ago.

I used to love this game but you're right it's run entirely by SJW lefty fucktards and they're slowly ruining the game.

I think firing Terese Nielsen was the last straw for me.

I'm a little rusty, but isn't it a case that a creature only stops being a summon spell after its resolved and left the stack? Wouldn't the protection cover it?
I think I'm wrong.

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An ETB ability doesn't trigger until the spell gas resolved. At that point it's an ability of a permanent and not a spell.

you don't let it be cheated into play

WITH SUIRRELLS LLOOOOOOOOLL


2 CAT AHAHA 2 CAT (only true nerds will get this ;) )

ETB effects only work when they hit the field, at which point it isn't a spell anymore. It wouldn't work if it said something like "When you cast [name], destroy target creature", but enter the battlefield effects work just fine.

Does protection work against board wipes?

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Destroy opponents sneak attack

I play pot of greed.

The jewery going on is whats really killing the game. The next master set has a $100 premium pack, as in singular pack of cards for 100 usd.

Terese Nielsen was freelance, never an employee of WotC, you dipshit.

No, protection only stops targeting, blocking and damage.

kill the opponent before they can play this card, duh.

the ETB ability is an ability of a permanent, thus it is not the spell itself, and thus Emmy Cool is not protected from it

No.

Mmm sweetie that's quite the problematic card you have there, you better scoop or I'll call the judge on you honey

You reach across the table and slap the punk playing faggot ass cedh

Only if it deals damage, like red boardwipes.

They cut all ties with her. Basically the same fucking thing.

Nope. Protection is can't be targeted, blocked, damaged, or enchanted.

I'd say talking about Magic is fine because of Arena. But since Emrakul is not in Arena yet

Technically the VIP boosters have 33 cards so they're not quite regular singular packs

Don't be a Greek and remember DEBT. Protections makes it so it can't be Damaged, Enchanted/Equipped, Blocked and Targeted.

>letting opponent untap with emrakul on the board
What lands are you gonna cast that with?

Emrakul is banned in EDH

thanks local nerds. this is why I got my ass kicked in draft and never touched the game since

user, emmy cool is banned in EDH, and only legal in Modern, Legacy and Vintage.

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>emrakul
>edh
Your the retard here.

No its not, incel.

Cast mine first

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Is that Arena thing where they slap together two 20-card decks any fun? Was thinking about playing that.

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You're in luck, Wizards is moving away from any mechanic that may scare a new player in their Standard sets.
Not counting the clusterfuck that is Mutate

Ashen Waifu

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no, knowing weird interactions is not the thing that kicked your ass in draft. it's not knowing what to pick. however, it's never too late to download xmage or TTS and learn how to draft with cubes and shit. and don't forget your BREAD: Bombs, Removal, Evasion, Aggro, Dud

fuck that's cool

Ah yes, those 29 commons will certainly make it count as more than 1 pack.

who cares retard

Dilate.

dumb newb here

what is dud

no. the decks are anti-synergy as fuck, and some decks in arena version have key cards replaced by weaker cards
it's like sealed but for retards, despite sealed being draft for retards.

Lol just pick black.

>sorcery speed
>letting your opponent attack with emrakul

this guy knows whats up

>ableism and transphobia
Typical poltard responses. Have sex.

Well yes
Unless you open Meddling Mage as your box topper you're basically guaranteed to get your money back

>let me show you guys how cool I am by saying your answer sucks
>but I don't really know where it's even legal

A Dud (also Dreg) is a card that is generally not worth playing, either because its mana cost is too high for whatever benefit it gives, or because the benefit it gives isn't particularly advantageous. Basically, these are the last cards in the pack, and for good reason.

>sorcery speed
>letting your opponent attack with emrakul
the only way emrakul is getting into play majority of the time is from show and tell

>Emrakul
>played in cedh ever
Lmao retard.

12 of those cards are basic lands
in a 100$ per pack product

You have no idea what you’re talking about

Yes, the box toppers are where the money is

You are part of the problem. Card board should not be valued so high, and wizards should'nt be pricing products based on the secondary market.

They should be trying to reprint expensive cards as often as possible in cheap sets to make every card have a version worth pennies.

*Thoughtseizes it out of your hand and removes all copies of it from the game with the shuffle trigger on the stack at instant speed for a single mana in the first turn*

Nothing personal, kid.

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Damn, I had high hopes for it. Drafting and playing in MTGA without the real life aspect just pisses me off instead of being a fun get together with friends.

shit game

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Invoking Zig Forums is the fastest tell that you’re new

How am I part of the problem? I don't sell Magic cards and I'm not buying any VIP boosters. I'm simply stating the facts

ah makes sense. i didn't know if it was literal or not.

Oh boy, an Expedition map!

squirrel deck

I play turtle

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it's fun, and a good introduction into the game for a friend that doesn't play MTG, but if you're gonna spend money on it i advise you buy a box of the paper version

I need more mtg memes

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You're justifying their jew bs, you kike.

turn it into a deer

WORDSWORDSWORDSWORDS

stifle

Being a bigot is the quickest way to get your opinion dismissed.

Get laid incel.

Point to any implication I made that Double Masters is a good product

there's no literal dud cards in MTG, just very very weaksauce ones.

yea YuGiOh is a shit game, i agree.

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>taps karakas
>extends hand

Mindbreak trap
I cant post images tho

exile any number of target spells
its a counter but specifically not a counter so that it can counter spells that cant be countered

go to they have a few MTG generals and sometimes there's memes there

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this is what makes MTG not fun.

this is what makes yigiho not fun

Why do fun games like keyforge or Warhammer 40K Conquest never last? why do games that don't cost more then 30$ tops never last?