>go meet an old friend to just chill on his porch having a few beers(monster energy ultra for me) >we talk about the good old days before he got married >"yeah man I still play video games" >"ahah nice man, what-what-wh-what is it now, PS5? ahah" >"yeah man it will release around november or december" >"really? might give it a shot, what's the PS4 doing? is it good?" >"it has a good number of high quality exclusives, go for it if you have some spare hundreds" >"yeah dude, you know what, you gave me a great idea, gonna go to the store and get myself one" >check his facebook the night after >he posted a pic of 500 dollars worth of Rum >"it's not all fun and games when you get married"
I felt offended, also he looked extremely different and he had those weird boomer stutters as he spoke, he literally got married thinking he would have gotten infinite sex
What a shit thread. Also, 500 dollars worth of rum are definitely the better choice.
John Cruz
diminish return alcohol over 100$ just pointless
Leo Evans
Alex?
Owen Nelson
When I buy 500 dollars worth of rum that's 8 to 10 bottles. Spending that on one bottle is retarded, kek.
Gavin Hill
Not quite, just someone with a PS4 Pro and a couple bottles of rum worth over 500 dollars :^)
Logan Davis
This. PS4 is a fucking waste of money in 2020.
Noah Perez
>recommending a pos4 to anyone you call friend Yeah alright before that I thought it was fake but with that it becomes shockingly possible for your typical Zig Forums snoy.
Isaiah Adams
>boomer stutter Elaborate
David Gray
Narcotics are the ultimate waste of money and time.
Jonathan Mitchell
>based married man dabbing on snoy man child
Gabriel Diaz
Damn.
Chase Nelson
ok, zoomer.
Landon Ward
>So son wh-what is the new hot thing these days? Play-- playstation 5 you say?
People get more mature when they get married you retard. That said, first worlders are infamous for complaining lack of sex in marriage. There's only one thing we third worlders do better than first worlders: dominate our women. You faggots should learn from us.
Zachary Walker
everything in your life is a waste of time including being productive, you would be better off dead. but you're still here trying to enjoy life aren't you?
Ryder Baker
The woman on the left has nice legs and feet.
Connor King
>People get more mature when they get married you retard. False. If your act more mature after entering a relationship or marriage that means you are changing to fit what your partner wants you to be, which makes you a faggot, not mature
Owen Morgan
That's why you marry gamer girls.
Daniel Morgan
>That said, first worlders are infamous for complaining lack of sex in marriage. >There's only one thing we third worlders do better than first worlders: dominate our women. >You faggots should learn from us. Nah man, that’s universal. Men have forgotten how to dominate their women pretty much everywhere.
Wyatt Perez
family > games
Jacob Richardson
being mature is just a word for Don't have Fun grow up to be a old faggot with no fun in life and drink yourself to death.
Samuel Martin
>People get more mature when they get married you retard wrong, only misery in a failed marriage since most aren't even ready to marry
Cameron Rivera
nah
Austin Sanchez
Responsibilities make men more mature, and marriage involves a lot of responsibility. Even more so after children.
David Reyes
>value-ing others before yourself wow what alternate reality do you live in? i guess a extroverted retard's world?
Jack Gutierrez
That's weird that some think that about the sex part. I mean I've been with my girlfriend for a whole and even after 5 years we have sex around 2 or 3 times a week.
As you get older it doesn't matter as much since it's honestly kind of boring. I love my girlfriend but I already did all those sex position over a dozen or so times.
It's like porn. You need variety.
Marriage and relationship is more about having someone who loves to be around you. Like we could go to some forest walking around talking about random stuff and then it rains and we seek shelter underneath a tree and just watch the rain fall while holding each other and relaxing.
Carson Price
> gamer girls. no such thing user. A girl is a girl and that means you put her in her place or she will. Men lead women follow, no magical high iq princess equality bs even exists. Basic Biology beats brains every time
Sebastian Bailey
Just watch any videos with James Rolfe
Matthew Ward
Do you still masturbate?
Robert Sullivan
>rum >worth above 5 bucks
Connor Bell
My buddy was that way but now he’s getting divorced and he’s even worse. He keeps trying to rebuild our friendship and shit because his wife kicked him out and it’s obnoxious as hell because I have other shit going on like saying nigger online. Dude stopped talking to me for years and now expects me to be his best bud. The married friends he ditched me for all ditched him because their wives sided with his. Honestly wish his wife would take him back because he’s not even the same guy he was when we were bros, he’s kind of a pussy and I really don’t like talking to him. Just accept your friendship is over and move on user.
Alexander Russell
If you need mind altering garbage to "enjoy" life, you really would be better off dead.
Carson Morris
Not every country produces swill to the extend Ameriturd does.
Jace Barnes
Are you me? >all friends want some skunk ass pbr >I get rockstar >all of them talking about grand theft auto 5 >played it 1 day and went back to playing old shit and mw2 >heh heh, bro, when are you going to move on and play something new??
Jayden Myers
Who said anything about "need"?
Levi Fisher
My daughter was born 2 days ago and I still got in 2 hours of monster hunter on my new gaming pc today.
