Why won't this game fucking work on steam? it just crashes and you can't even task manager close it...

Why won't this game fucking work on steam? it just crashes and you can't even task manager close it. no fix works either.

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Works on my Windows 7 machine ;)

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worked for me the last time someone here complained about it

ask ubishit to open sores the game
tell them they owe it to you for harassing women

I am on windows 7
come on guys i loved the game but it got fucked right after i got the demon form and i never could finish it since no fix worked for me.

I've played the game ~3 times on W7, and haven't had a single problem.

works on my win 10 machine

what the hells up with it on mine then? it makes no sense when i do fresh installs plus tried everything else.
when i close the game it's still running in steam and will not close unless you uninstall it or turn off the damned pc

Imagine being this bad at PC games.

>game just straight up doesn't work on anything windows 7 or newer
>it's somehow my fault

I'm not trying to be facetious, but by any chance are you new to PC gaming?

about 2 years and haven't played many games
this and Ds1 PTDE playing awhile and then failing to launch are are all i haven't been able to fix

bump

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It used to work for me even on Linux but I just tried again and it seems it doesn't want to work anymore. Sorry OP, the universe doesn't want this game to be played.

what the fuck do i do?
would a pirated version maybe work?

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couldn't find any on my usual site so i said fuck it and went to piratebay
last one worked until over halfway threw the game.
so i guess i'll make a thread bitching about how even the pirated version doesn't work if that also fucks up.

>game always shits the bed and softlocks at the level with the spider contraption

bro it works on there machine so it's your problem
fuck this shit

you'll learn a lot of simple tricks that will fix errors that only seemingly happen to you.

ain't no simple tricks when i'v tried everything and spent hours

yes there are. you just have to learn how to play with it.

Well user, if you tried everything then you should give up and you wouldn't be asking here.

tried everything of hours of everywhere but here would give me you faggots

>tried everything of hours of everywhere but here would give me you faggots
I think I found your problem.

>finally finishes downloading
>it's in fucking russion/swedish

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It absoluitely does work on Windows 7

Just reinstalled on my Windows 10 PC. Seems to be working. What's your setup OP? I replay this about once every year, so this isn't even the first time I've played it on this Windows 10 PC. I'm using the Steam version.

>crashes randomly
>will not exit from steam unless you shut down the damned pc

I'm sorry that's happening to you, but it tells em nothing about your set up or why that's happening to you and not other people using this steam version of the game on Win 7, 8 and 10.

cute pic, it made me smile :)

what set up? just windows 7 with a 1050 and old i5