PS5

PS5
>already unveiled a slew of new games
>SSD storage
>beating Xbox 6:1 in surveys

Xbox SeX
>dogshit name
>literally and unironically no gaems (not even a meme)
>muh terra flops
>muh 0.001% speed difference

Nintendo Switch Pro
>doesn't even exist

How the fuck did we win next gen so hard before it's even begun bros?

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>How the fuck did we win next gen so hard before it's even begun bros?

By buying a PC.

>SSD storage
are snoy fags gonna become Apple and seek praise for implementing 10+ year old technology?

>Piece of Shit 5
>japtrash console boasting SSD
>which is already slower than what pcs have
>only remains popular because its fanbase consists only of melanin enriched gentlemen

>Xbutts Bazooka Baby
>dumb tall piece of shit
>wont fit in most tv cabinets
>no point to a new console when all their shit is on pc

>nintendies lightswitch xDDDD
>onions_wojak.gif
>bing bing wahoo
>nothing but terrible ports
>even the DOOM port was terrible, and that runs on anything

how ya'll doing with your consolations kids? Sincerely, PChads globally, ft hundreds more exclusives, multiple platforms, 240hz, and the ability to do more than 1 thing at a time.

Oh, and the cherry on top: I don't have to pay monthly to access multiplayer for my games. Eat shit kiddos.

>still gloating about SSD, which have existed commercially since like, 2012
This is getting sad

Bro I have a DAMAGED ssd in my computer that i've had for like 10 years. It's beyond sad at this point that we're seeing sonyiggers chimping out over what's essentially a blackberry while we all walking around with iphone X's or Galaxy S10s.

>NEXT GEN
>1080p
>30fps

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why can't peacucks stop entering every thread about consoles? I thought they had games to play

See you playing the next Halo 3 ie Halo Infinite. Oh wait no I won’t.

>"LMAO WE WIN SO HARD xD #BlackLivesMatter"
>"No you don't"
>"w-why do you fags come into our threads!!!!"
Not him, but you're the one who set up comparisons, then PC comparisons start and suddenly it's totally different and they're being gay. You're a fag user

The SeX is normalsized dude. The PIS5 is the giant abomination.

Sorry, you want a safespace?

only thing worse than delusional snoys is delusional PCtards who cant accept that PC is dead

>PC is dead
PC is bigger and more relevant than probably ever, keep seething.

god it feels good to never lose bros
bloodborne 2
god of war 2
resistance 4
horizon one dawn
final fantasy 8
knack 3
kula world 2
the last of us part II 2
spider-man 2
killzone battle royale
infamous third son
spider-man miles morales
afrika 2
unreal engine 5
playstation all stars battle royal 2
daredevil
ape escape 4
uncharted 5
lair 2
castlevania (japan studio)
bloodborne kart
eve dust 515
heavy rain 2
mag 2
littlebigplanet 4
dreams 2
demon's souls 2
4d dot game heroes
demon's souls remake
flow 2
flower 2
uncharted lost legacy 2
tearaway unfolded 2
big maring
tokyo jungle 2
ico 2
heavenly sword 2
syphon filter 7
metal gear solid 6
jak 4
haze 2
nioh 3
singstar 2
modnation racers 2
god of war 4
motorstorm 4
fat princess 2
legend of dragoon 2
gran turismo 8
Socom 5
medievil 3
tourist trophy 2
the order: 1887
journey 2
speed punks 2
siren 4
eyetoy 2
beyond: 3 souls
sports champions 2
ratchet and clank 15
folklore 2
starhawk 2
concrete genie 2
parappa the rapper 3
locoroco 3
agent
super rub a dub 2
the getaway 4
until dawn 2
white knight chronicles 3
croc 3
killzone 5
days gone 2
doki doki universe 2
buzz: the big quiz 2
persona 6
echochrome 3
sorcery 2
deracine 2
everyboy's golf 7
death stranding 2
driveclub 2
p.t 2
8 days
wipeout 9
ghost of tsushima 2
mlb the show 2
dogs life 2
patapon 4
littlebigplanet karting 2
shadow of the colossus 2
godfall
silent hills
twisted metal 8
detroit 2
sly cooper 5
Last Guardian 2
Gravity Rush 3

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>all times exclusives, coming to PC in 6 months

>weaker
>huge
>likely the same price if not more expensive than the Xbox
>€70 games
>no Halo
Yikes

can I have some of that stuff you're on?
must be some strong shit

>wont fit in most tv cabinets
>admitting to being a subhuman yuropoor living in a cuck-shed
Go blow Mohammad

>horizon one dawn
>infamous third son
>afrika 2
>unreal engine 5
>bloodborne kart
>legend of dragoon 2
kek

They shill their dead platform in hopes of receiving more ports

can't wait for the japanese reaction to the size of the PS5

Based

>hundreds more exclusives
A bunch of indie devs begging people to buy their buggy shovelware

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I will unironically buy a PS5 if they release a Bloodborne remaster exclusively on it.
It will be my Fromsoft machine

Paying double the price of a PS5 and can’t even play Rift Apart? Yikes

>Final Fantasy 8

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Afrika 2 would be better than new Pokémon snap

Just par for the course. And the popularity of a PlayStation will always anger the PC nerds, what’s not to love.
“Can’t even play mods that makes every female have big titty” PC master race is a pack of goblins

>double the price of PS5
You obviously don't know shit about PC's. A 1400 dollar computer can run anything at max ultra settings 120+ FPS

>Halo

HahahahahahHahHahHAlo more like

Tears of War

Ohhhhhh it iza so a big wahh where’s knack 3

>Consoleplebs war
Poorfags are disgusting.

>wind blows
>lose cardboard house
And such is life as a flyover redneck.

>tv cabinets
do you still live in the 90s? no one uses that bulky shit anymore

Oh my bad triple the price LOL