Low IQ people: buying up all the toilet paper

Imagine taking time out of your life to cheerlead a corporation you don't have a vested interest in. Is this what they call being a simp?

I'm still intrigued how Nintendo convinced so many Karens and underage thots to play Animal Crossing.

Imagine taking time out of your life to make hourly threads hating a corporation and not having a vested interest in the competition. Is this what they call being a simp?

thanks for the free advertisement bitch

>thanks for the free advertisement bitch
cope

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High IQ people have enough money that they don't have to count pennies

PS5
>already unveiled a slew of new games
>SSD storage
>beating Xbox 6:1 in surveys

Xbox SeX
>dogshit name
>literally and unironically no gaems (not even a meme)
>muh terra flops
>muh 0.001% speed difference

Nintendo Switch Pro
>doesn't even exist

How the fuck did we win next gen so hard before it's even begun bros?

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>low IQ people: buying up all the Nintendo Switch

They're actually being bought by certified aristocratic geniuses but whatever.

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god it feels good to never lose bros
bloodborne 2
drakengard 4
god of war 2
resistance 4
horizon one dawn
final fantasy 8
knack 3
kula world 2
the last of us part II 2
spider-man 2
killzone battle royale
infamous third son
spider-man miles morales
afrika 2
unreal engine 5
playstation all stars battle royal 2
daredevil
ape escape 4
uncharted 5
lair 2
castlevania (japan studio)
bloodborne kart
eve dust 515
heavy rain 2
mag 2
littlebigplanet 4
dreams 2
demon's souls 2
4d dot game heroes
demon's souls remake
flow 2
flower 2
uncharted lost legacy 2
tearaway unfolded 2
big maring
tokyo jungle 2
ico 2
heavenly sword 2
syphon filter 7
metal gear solid 6
jak 4
haze 2
nioh 3
singstar 2
modnation racers 2
god of war 4
motorstorm 4
fat princess 2
legend of dragoon 2
gran turismo 8
Socom 5
medievil 3
tourist trophy 2
the order: 1887
journey 2
speed punks 2
siren 4
eyetoy 2
beyond: 3 souls
sports champions 2
ratchet and clank 15
folklore 2
starhawk 2
concrete genie 2
parappa the rapper 3
locoroco 3
agent
super rub a dub 2
the getaway 4
until dawn 2
white knight chronicles 3
croc 3
killzone 5
days gone 2
doki doki universe 2
buzz: the big quiz 2
persona 6
echochrome 3
sorcery 2
deracine 2
everyboy's golf 7
death stranding 2
driveclub 2
p.t 2
8 days
wipeout 9
ghost of tsushima 2
mlb the show 2
dogs life 2
patapon 4
littlebigplanet karting 2
shadow of the colossus 2
godfall
silent hills
twisted metal 8
detroit 2
sly cooper 5
Last Guardian 2
Gravity Rush 3

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>Anglo
>faggot
>shitty actor
>genetic dead end
Ohnonono

>1080p
>30fps

The Switch is going to fucking dominate this Christmas and you know it.

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When Nintendo Switch was announced, and after seeing so many positive comments about it + some announced games, I was pretty sure it would sell ~50 mil units in its lifetime. Which, of course, is not bad.

What I didn't expect, not in my weirdest dreams, is that it would sell over 60 mil in just 3 years and how much butthurt it would cause to Snoys. They don't even try to hide it anymore
It will be fucking hillarious if SexBox starts selling better than PS5. That manifesto written by Snoys (when Sony decided to port some of their games to PC) is just a prelude.

>gets BTFO
>starts sperging

Imagine knowing you'll never even register as anything more than a knat to someone like Stephen Fry. And he'd be right.

i would have unironically bought a ps5 for a new patapon

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This is cope at its most basic form

>some washed up eceleb played it, therefore I must try it
Sheeple. Well, you're already a subhuman for using Twitter screen caps as an argument.

You're the big mature boy who is obsessively upset about a video game system being successful.

Bet your parents are proud xD

I apologize for what those two anons did to you and the mental damage they caused. We all know that you like only one type of Twitter screencap.
>pic related

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YASSSS NINTENDO SLAAAY

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The drones have arrived.

Cringe.

What do you mean? This is a Nintendo board. Go somewhere else if you want to cry.

>What do you mean? This is a Nintendo board. Go somewhere else if you want to cry.
Indeed

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