*all characters are shocked one by one*

*all characters are shocked one by one*

QUIRKY CAT GIRL!!! *staggers right up to Mia's face* are you aware that what you just said is a euphamism for.... *spreads arms out widely*

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, CLUMSY BASHFUL PROTAGONIST? *aggressively and angrily confronts Rex and spits on his face*

Uumm oh uum... heehee...
*staggers all the way up to Mythra and walks around her to get face to face*

MYTHRA! I SENSED THAT YOU WERE BLUSHING FROM ALL THE WAY OVER THERE! Please tell me why. Tell me why RIGHT FUCKING NOWWWWW *mo-cap animation starts glitching as the actor's costume falls off*

do not talk to me *stabs Rex several times in the chest*

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And then I stopped playing

japanese humor webm and I want to fuck Nia's minge

>Japanese “humor”

Based scene.

kino

What did they mean by all that?

one-eyed monsters exist in the world of xenoblade

Autism.

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>Japanese "humor"

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Unironically a peenus weenus joke.

Nia wants to FUCK Rex

>square square square square square
>triangle triangle triangle triangle triangle
>go into menu
>press a thing
>FWOOSH VWOOM POOOOW
>boss does some shit
>KERCHOW BWOOOOOOSH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>mash square 60 more times
Do JRPGfags really?????

Why did you decide to make a thread about this, user?

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Is this darksouls?

>*mo-cap animation starts glitching as the actor's costume falls off*
thinking of the middle aged japanese man acting out this shit is the funniest part

Na this is probably GOW 2

BLOODY ELL ME MINGE!

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Rex should've chose her.

I thought the one eyed monster but was pretty funny

Never stood a chance

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how come xenoblade commonly has that thing where in cutscenes the music gets so loud you can't understand what anyone is saying without subtitles

Who knows. I haven't seen that shit since Sonic Adventure 2.

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You can manually adjust voices and music volume now. But yeah in X it was awful, especially when the Engrish lyrics kicked in.

Because a lot of time and effort went into making the music, so fuck you, you're going to listen to it.

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No idea when its easily fixable via settings.

Why is Mythra so well-informed about sexual anecdotes anyway?

She's the depository of the collective memories of all Blades that have ever existed and tasked to send Blades evolutionary data based on the wants and needs of their previous Drivers once they return to their cores. A lot of Drivers want to fuck their Blades.

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>saved
YA DUN!

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