QUIRKY CAT GIRL!!! *staggers right up to Mia's face* are you aware that what you just said is a euphamism for.... *spreads arms out widely*
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, CLUMSY BASHFUL PROTAGONIST? *aggressively and angrily confronts Rex and spits on his face*
Uumm oh uum... heehee... *staggers all the way up to Mythra and walks around her to get face to face*
MYTHRA! I SENSED THAT YOU WERE BLUSHING FROM ALL THE WAY OVER THERE! Please tell me why. Tell me why RIGHT FUCKING NOWWWWW *mo-cap animation starts glitching as the actor's costume falls off*
do not talk to me *stabs Rex several times in the chest*
>square square square square square >triangle triangle triangle triangle triangle >go into menu >press a thing >FWOOSH VWOOM POOOOW >boss does some shit >KERCHOW BWOOOOOOSH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM >mash square 60 more times Do JRPGfags really?????
Cooper Carter
Why did you decide to make a thread about this, user?
>*mo-cap animation starts glitching as the actor's costume falls off* thinking of the middle aged japanese man acting out this shit is the funniest part
Why is Mythra so well-informed about sexual anecdotes anyway?
Ayden Kelly
She's the depository of the collective memories of all Blades that have ever existed and tasked to send Blades evolutionary data based on the wants and needs of their previous Drivers once they return to their cores. A lot of Drivers want to fuck their Blades.