I dont get it

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So like you take the original right? Then you add time mechanics and time jannies and you fuck up the entire point of the game.
>ITS NOT A REMASTER ITS A R-E-M-A-K-E
weak excuse for not having it be something else not related to ff7. Admit the only reason this has any success is from namesake alone. Had this been its own game it would have been laughed off entirely as shovelware.

> Never got to fight giant Sephiroth

Literally garbage. Maybe false advertising.

I don't know man. I got it thinking it was going to be pretty shit knowing that they were chopping it up, but then I actually had a lot of fun with it and spent ~100 hours completing it.

>Admit the only reason this has any success is from namesake alone
I think it's the other way around. I don't think anyone would be bitching if it wasn't for the name

Uh, what? Play the game.

I did, you never fight a giant Sephiroth. You fight Sephiroth, and giant things, but not giant Sephiroth as pictured.

Got a smirk out of me

Don't worry, neither does Nomura.

Nomura needs to be fired from Square. Everything he has touched in years has gotten royally fucked up

Chads:
>Discuss the game, admit flaws but don't shitpost
Soijaks:
>Scream and moan about the same shit over and over and try their best to derail the thread because they don't like thing

Soijack criticisms of remake include:
>criticisms of the gameplay, characters and plot, graphics and music
Chad criticisms include:
>aerial combat could be improved, but don't complain about this too much and also make clear that it WILL be fixed in part 2 if not the PC rerelease of Part 1

Boy i sure cant wait for Genesis to show up

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>NOOOOOOK you cant say the game sucks, we know ot sucks but i need to keep sucking nomuras dick.

there's nothing to get, it's typical nomura dogshit because he's scared to have any stakes or consequences in his stories anymore

I dont either.

The game was supposed to be bad according to Zig Forums, but it was pretty good at it got me waiting for more, whats the deal?

why does anyone want him back? even people who are autistic enough to enjoy crisis core can agree that genesis was terrible

Based. Remake was a godsend for anyone who cares about FFVII lore. The story only gets better the more complex it gets. A lot of people don't like the whispers, but now anything is possible.
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The deal is you have shit taste

You fags are seriously starting to sound like bots

>gets better the more convoluted it gets
Fixed it for you autism bro.

Ah yes. FF7 "lore".
Which was awful and didn't make any sense even back then.

dont compare me to jimbo and his attempt to derail the...wait no, it was a shitty thread from the beginning, so who cares.
Keep it up, buddy, your echo chamber has arrived.

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>The story only gets better the more complex it gets.
Get off Zig Forums Nomura

Remake fans live on an algorithm powered by delusion, cope, and autism

fpbp

If you like a game on /v, you're a shill.

If you don't like a game on /v, you're just a shit poster.

what the fuck is wrong with fanboys?

While I agree, Nomura is basically what keeps them afloat these days.

Remake could have started fresh and improved the story, filled in plotholes, etc

Too bad it decided to be a sequel instead, meaning all the previous plotholes are still canon and they just added a whole bunch more

>soijacks instead of arguments
>waaah don't discuss the game!!
the remake defense force truly is desperate

All praise to Heinigger!

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I didn't notice the guy that's weirdly obsessed about criticising the aerial combat to make it seem likes he's being fair and balanced towards the game posted as well. The gang's all here.

Let him shitpost. Resorting to wojacks is basically an admittance of defeat and everyone knows it.

Yep. This whole "sephiroth clone" thing contradicted itself and it still does now.

Remake is such a missed opportunity, what a shame.