You are locked in a room with DSP

>Arkham Knight
not even hard but it's gonna take a while to beat.

>total war Warhammer 2
fuck fuck FUCK what fucking faction do i make him pick god DAMN

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High Elves

>Factorio
hardest would imply some serious worldgen fuckery. going by presets we can assume he'd do a normal Death World run, which isn't too bad so long as you save often

>Doom Eternal

I'd just kill myself right away

I'm dead, may as well eat all the food before he does.

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>cuphead

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>Popup Dungeon
Fuck that shit.

Shadow of Mordor doesnt have difficulty setting and its pretty easy so while I dont even know who that fat faggot is im sure I would survive.

>Pikmin
????

would a karl franz mortal empires victory be easier than a helf one..?

hope he likes grinding

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>Luigi's Mansion 3
I'm fine.
..right?

>civ 5
Dear God no

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>Persona 4: golden
How fucked am i really?

youtube.com/watch?v=PRmCcgstbR0

>paper mario origami king
I'll be fine. Even a literal retard could beat that game.

Goodbye, bros. It's been real.

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Pretty easy for a puzzle game. I think I'd be fine, even Phil couldn't get filtered by it for too long...right?

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Well it looks like this is the end of the streak guys I told you it would have to end soon

>Civ 4 Colonization
If it's only about the hardest difficulty setting, I suppose he could pllay solo and eventually win

Fuck no. Assuming we're going any victory so a short victory counts, then a Bret would be best. It's been a while but I think Fae Enchantress has an easy, fast short victory objective as does Repantsu.

>Batman Arkham Knight

He's got this

>STALKER: SOC

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>tfw Nioh

>Demons vs fairyland flash game

We're fine

>Vice City
>He can't even get past the RC plane mission

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>Shadow Warrior Redux
Screw it, if i cant break or lockpick the door then kill myself right away.

>Wolfe - The Red Hood
It's more of a demo, like 3 hours long. I think I'm OK.

Also, TERRIBLE TERRIBLE game. Do not play.

>DSP beating Horizon Zero Dawn on the hardest difficulty
We'll both starve.

>Super Mario Sunshine
Well I mean it's a kid's game, how much could he really struggle with-
Oh.

BUGGED RATIONING MECHANICS

> Nite Team 4

Goddamn. I'm getting cannibalized.

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He's played Nioh and Nioh 2. Never did finish all of the DLCs in Nioh 1 though iirc.

Fall Guys doesn't really count. He's a got a week to win one game and hit max level maybe? The last game I played that had difficulty modes was ME3, so that on Insanity. He should do it no problem.

>Tekken 7

Story or Arcade mode we would be fine. Older Tekken single player modes are way fucking harder

>Payday 2
We're fucked.

>Monster Hunter World
I'm going to starve to death while he's bitching about Tobi Kadachi being too agile

>TItanfall 2
Oh no

>Shadowrun: Hong Kong
Yeah, he can do it

I'm gonna die

Fallout 4 on survival difficulty.
I guess he'll need to know survival shit irl too with limited consumables kek.

Anyway DSP's problem isn't really beating games, it's admitting when he's lost due to a fuckup of some kind

Yes, easily. He's capable of following his chat's advice so he could very well follow mine.

One Piece Pirate Warriors 3
Shouldn't be that bad for him

You cant lose this though. Time moves on no matter what

What game is it?

I can't even get past the sewers in Nuclear Throne's hardmode, I would just anhero

This. He has beaten ever Souls game. Something I can't be fucked to do. So props to him for putting up with that boring "hard" shit

>Darkwood
I'm not coming back from this.

Hard mode: you can't give him help of any kind but the food lasts twice as long.

Demoiselle De Geurre has a really easily acquired victory condition, and if you command the retard to simply wait until he has two doomstacks of cavalry, he can auto-battle his way to victory. The only thing that'll require effort is the final fight, but if you have enough Grail Guardians he can just charge to victory.

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Shouldnt be too hard for a former fighting game professional.

I eat all the food instantly and tell him to beat the game or else he starves.

>Risk of Rain 2
it should be doable in one week, if we only count monsoon and not the additional artifacts that make it harder

>Library of Ruina
I bet he can't even get past the menus and UI. I doubt he could even get to urban legend level.

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Once you've beaten 1 souls game the rest become really easy. I'd like to know how he faired on his 1st souls game.

>Dark Cloud
Will probably go straight to using the broke dagger glitch to win his way through the game.

>MGSV
bruh

He's not going to get anywhere near the end of the main story.

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>Dishonored 2

Well, he can just kill everything so he should be fine. If he has to do no kills, not being seen we're dead.

Last game I played was Underrail with the expansion, so I guess I'm fucked just due to the length of that thing even if I do give him good advice.

>Touhou
...ha...ha.....
atleast i die to kickass music but he might make it by sheer luck and using continues

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>still obsessing over DSP in 2020
can't stop hitting the dead horse can you kiwifaggot?
don't you have new "epic cows!" to a-log over?

The rat skill made chaos runs way too easy with its cc capabilities.

>P3Fes
>164 hours to beat a 100 hour game
uh...that's a closey

>Baldur's Gate 2
his fucking character won't even be built well

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>terraria

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DSP has beaten more games than you or me combined.

>I WAS PRESSING DODGE WOW THIS IS BULLSHIT

Just unlocking hard mode counts

For the record he's only beaten them because of handholding from his viewers and online walkthroughs
He gave up in Blighttown during his original Dark Souls playthrough and almost ragequit a DS2 DLC but he was spoonfed the best build in the game

>He hasn't beaten inner agent 3

>Remnant from the Ashes
Turbo fucked. Apocalypse difficulty is intended for bringing gear from previous playthroughs. Not for a fresh game. He wouldn't even be able to beat the first mob, much less the first boss.

hardest difficulty would be master mode hardcore

>MGS1
Yeah I think I'm fucked

Rct1 so I think I'll be ok

>This is the same person that BTFO Zig Forums on Tekken
how?

Didn't he cheat in one of the Souls games? I remember reading that between streams he got a bunch of levels and told everyone he played offstream but everyone knew he cheated himself souls.

Guess I'm fucked, while he beat Nioh 2 the higher difficulties will be too much for his dumb ass

>Verdict Day
He'll be fine until the last three story missions. At that point it's a coin toss because if he's just plain awful, I'm doomed, but if he is sort-of competent, basic build guides could make it work.

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just teach him how to abuse the ai aggro range and to skip the random mini bosses
if you could physically abuse DSP, that might boost his morale