It's him, it's him! The guy who called me a "disgusting faggot" over voicechat on CS GO!

>It's him, it's him! The guy who called me a "disgusting faggot" over voicechat on CS GO!
*picks you up by the T shirt and hangs you against the wall*
>The fuck did you call my beloved bf, you little shit!? Not so cocky in real life, are we huh!?
What do

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Projectile vomit into his face

Fuck off faggot.

Pull out my gun and shoot them in self-defense.

but he is already died, so I'm in no real danger here

get a boner and beg to repay them with blowjobs

Send my dojo after them

>implying my shirt could hold my weight

"Strike me down and i will inspire hundreds more to take up my banner. I either win now or win posthumously. Make your move faggot."

*SLAM SLAM SLAM* *CRACK*
*releases your body onto the ground*
*spits*
*walk away*

Based faggots.

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>Siccing your partner on someone like they're an attack dog
Man, I don't think that guy loves you for you, babe. You need a real man to treat you right, and I'd love to be that man for you. What do you say?

>*walk away*
Yeah, that's right. Fuck off, faggot!

It's a street fight so you hit in the groin then keep hitting the side of the head until he's dead.
It's murder but you proved yourself to be the alpha.

>I go to the news and claim I was being harassed for my Muslim Beliefs against homosexuals.

>*walks away*
>not laying in a puddle of your own blood after getting shot

Heh, the one on the left is a fucking manlet, can't handle a real man you pussy?

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Are faggots bullet or knife proof?

Zig Forums are faggots that doesn't know how to fight, always remember that.
Muscles mass doesn't mean jack shit in a fight.
These guys will gas in a few minutes vs a lightweight figher.

Come on user how would they even know what you look like or where you live enough to track you down over a game of csgo? Not to mention nobody is going to waste their time traveling somewhere else to beat someone up over what they said in a videogame.

>Hm!? So you want more, scrawny incel!?
*SLAM SLAM SLAM GADOOSH CRACK*
*looks at you in disdain*
>Vagina is fucking disgusting.
*leaves*

>*leaves*
Yeah, that's right faggot. Fuck off!

Calmly defuse the situation using diplomacy to inform those two gentlemen that they are victim of a subterfuge for I would never lower myself to the level of the animals who throw autistic fits in online games over losing which leads them to petty insults.

Show me a good time Jack.

Holy based

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>Angry mob of Arabs retaliates

This guy is way too weak to pick me up by the shirt

*comes back aggressively*

The guy on the right looks like he wants out of the relationship.

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Say that to me online and not in real life and see what happens bitch

Why is this spoilered