>It's him, it's him! The guy who called me a "disgusting faggot" over voicechat on CS GO!
*picks you up by the T shirt and hangs you against the wall*
>The fuck did you call my beloved bf, you little shit!? Not so cocky in real life, are we huh!?
What do
It's him, it's him! The guy who called me a "disgusting faggot" over voicechat on CS GO!
Projectile vomit into his face
Fuck off faggot.
Pull out my gun and shoot them in self-defense.
but he is already died, so I'm in no real danger here
get a boner and beg to repay them with blowjobs
Send my dojo after them
>implying my shirt could hold my weight
"Strike me down and i will inspire hundreds more to take up my banner. I either win now or win posthumously. Make your move faggot."
*SLAM SLAM SLAM* *CRACK*
*releases your body onto the ground*
*spits*
*walk away*
Based faggots.
>Siccing your partner on someone like they're an attack dog
Man, I don't think that guy loves you for you, babe. You need a real man to treat you right, and I'd love to be that man for you. What do you say?
>*walk away*
Yeah, that's right. Fuck off, faggot!
It's a street fight so you hit in the groin then keep hitting the side of the head until he's dead.
It's murder but you proved yourself to be the alpha.
>I go to the news and claim I was being harassed for my Muslim Beliefs against homosexuals.
>*walks away*
>not laying in a puddle of your own blood after getting shot
Heh, the one on the left is a fucking manlet, can't handle a real man you pussy?
Are faggots bullet or knife proof?
Zig Forums are faggots that doesn't know how to fight, always remember that.
Muscles mass doesn't mean jack shit in a fight.
These guys will gas in a few minutes vs a lightweight figher.
Come on user how would they even know what you look like or where you live enough to track you down over a game of csgo? Not to mention nobody is going to waste their time traveling somewhere else to beat someone up over what they said in a videogame.
>Hm!? So you want more, scrawny incel!?
*SLAM SLAM SLAM GADOOSH CRACK*
*looks at you in disdain*
>Vagina is fucking disgusting.
*leaves*
>*leaves*
Yeah, that's right faggot. Fuck off!
Calmly defuse the situation using diplomacy to inform those two gentlemen that they are victim of a subterfuge for I would never lower myself to the level of the animals who throw autistic fits in online games over losing which leads them to petty insults.
Show me a good time Jack.
Holy based
>Angry mob of Arabs retaliates
This guy is way too weak to pick me up by the shirt
*comes back aggressively*
The guy on the right looks like he wants out of the relationship.
Say that to me online and not in real life and see what happens bitch
Why is this spoilered