Joke character who was never serious sacrifices himself to stop a bigger evil

Just look up the secret of mario's jump video, that is all you have to know.
No you don't get to know the "secret"

>that millisecond of the American Dad porn parody

This is great.

Holy shit I thought it was just a generic dig at video essayists. The video is the fucking same.

What if what makes me happy is to crush the ones i hate the most and watch them driven before me as i hear the lamentations of their women (male)?

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That pic is so bad lmao. I think trumps funny but making some decaying brained boomer to be some epic badass is hilarious

When you have hundreds of millions of dollars, and anything you could ever want.
What makes you happy?

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For me it would be the knowledge I never have to ever do any kind of work ever again. I'd be as happy as I could ever be with anything above ~$3mil for that reason. In the hundreds of millions I guess I'd hire a higher class prostitute every week or so.

He's not the hero we needed,but he is the one we deserve.

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You think you are the only one that thinks this way?
This is what everyone thinks, then you sit around doing and seeing everything you could ever want to do and everything becomes numb.
Clean? That's what my maid does.
Work? Don't need to, I have money.
Create? I guess, but do I need to? I have money.
This is why most rich people turn into politicians, drug addicts, or both.

>>>/incel/

Uh, no, I literally mean I would live exactly as I'm living right now but never work. I wouldn't hire a maid or anything. And anyway, in the world I come from, three million bucks would only just see me to my death bed. Maybe the cost of living isn't as high in other places.

Maybe if notch stopped being the poster child for "money can't buy happiness" and actually tried to improve himself I'd have more sympathy.

As it stands he's just the wealthiest incel.

>has enough money to buy twitter
You seriously overestimate Notch's wealth

whicj is more powerful: Etna's Sexy Beam or Jade's Sexy Beam?

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>implying Game Maker's SJW Kit will stop inserting politics in to his videos
lol

What a waste of money.

reality has a liberal bias

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so what's notch going to do when game maker toolkit guy doesn't actually drop the politics? because now that the account is gone notch has no way to complain when GMT guy inevitably ignores his end of the deal.

The internet is a bad place for Notch. This was the smartest decision he ever made. Maybe he'll learn to be happy.

Notch has 30 days to get his account back

>jades exy beam does 3-digit damage
>etna's sexy beam, does 99999999999999999 damage

>incel
you need to go back, you reddit spacing, phoneposting faggot

>I'm Mark Brown
anything more pretentious?

make a new account?
it's not like he's cutting his dick off

making videos like
>Why Super Mario 64 is so good
and starting with a script like
>Mario is good because black lives MATTER!!!!!!!!!! Bow down whitey!!!!!!!!!!! I hate being white!!!!!!!!!!!!!
is not based in reality.

triggered

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nobody asked for your sympathy lol. your level of unwarranted self importance is crazy

Oh yeah poor guy with his millions of dollars, I bet he wish to be you and be a virgin simp instead of an incel.

classical liberal, not leftist / sjw

true

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Of course it does, mate.

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lmao, video game analysis are a joke

Notch is a moron, you can't get a leftist to stop being racist towards white people or going ORANGE MAN BAD just because you did something they asked of you. He's gonna find out pretty quickly that Mark Brown is not going to keep his word, because leftists don't know what it means to have any kind of honorable exchange between two people, they're more likely to just go "muh honor" and mock anyone that expected them to keep their word because they're fucking evil people with no real deep seated morals.

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>Game Makers Toolkit
youtube.com/watch?v=mukhzo9OIL8&feature=youtu.be

>to buy twitter itself and turn it around that way
More like buy Twitter and instantly shut it down, without even leaving a 404 message explaining why

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Having orgies with tons of high class escorts and doing the most fantastic drugs in the world with other rich friends.
Also I would hire a personal trainer and a nutritionist and a chef, with a home gym and all, with all the time in the world I would try to make it into modeling.

>having a billion dollars
>not doing anything cool
This guy has no drive or ambition.

>using twitter in the first place