>co worker suddenly starts talking about vidya
Co worker suddenly starts talking about vidya
>co worker
I’d be thrilled. I only have 4 friends now and none of them play video games so I have nobody to talk to about them.
>coworker plays tf2 competitively
my co-workers talk about vidya alot but never games i like
>cute co worker is in a shitty relationship with a guy who does nothing for her and is gone for 2 weeks of the month every month
>starts talking to you every day about how much she hates her boyfriend and how you are pretty cool
>follows you out on your breaks to talk
>coworker starts asking for rides home every night. Offers a few times for you to come in to smoke or drink
>cute coworker starts talking about sex and how it's been so long for her and asks you what your fetish and favorite positions are
>coworkers shows you her steam and switch collection
there are still faggots out there who defend TF2 matchmaking
it's been 4 years
the game might still have players but no one sticks around anymore
>64 year old coworker starts explaining the plot to Death Stranding during lunch
>Co worker starts talking about "The Original Donkey Kong Country 2 on the Atari".
Yeah? Where does your thread go from there OP?
Don 't touch her user, is a metoo trap, stay away.
>Co-worker refers to a Nintendo console as "A Nintendo".
Nah my dude this was awhile ago. We had sex a few times then her boyfriend kicked her out because he thought she was cheating. She had to leave her job and go move to another state to live with her dad. Shit was cash
There seems to be a fly on your face
>He's into the same game as you
>He's just as good as you
Wish I knew eariler
>my kids can't stop playing this game call fall guys or something.
>coworker says they play vidya
>hide my powerlevel and mention only the most entry level shit I play
>he still doesn't play or barely recognize a single fucking game
>co-worker says meme names like emotes exist in normal conversations
>We had sex
Fucking normalfags
I know people like this IRL
imagine being trapped in a room with a human manifestation of Reddit all day
>He doesn't lie and claim he doesn't play or watch video games and mocks his co workers whenever they bring it up
>coworker says he doesn’t play singleplayer games
>32 year old coworker tells you how he is $5000 deep in credit card debt on a shitty mobile game
>60 year old coworker randomly brings up how he bought the entire series of Legend of the Galaxtic Heroes off ebay the other day and how hes a huge Gundam model fanatic
>co-workers are all X-bros
>Call of Duty, Battlefield, and Madden are usually the flavors of choice
>I absolutely wreck shop in Call of Duty
>I'm PC, so crossplay is cool
>I love Dark Souls and Dark Souls tier games
>even make it a point to use vacation days for games I was looking forward to
>i.e.took a week vacation for Bloodborne, Dark Souls 3, 3 more days for DS 3 DLC, etc
>I always go back to the office with bloodshot eyes and everyone pokes fun at me for it
It ain't too bad.
>co worker use Zig Forums
>saying twitch emotes irl
i cringe-implode every time
Are you me?
u 'we being TRALLED
>3 billions people are playing videogames
>talking about games at work is almost as coming out as gay
Normies, explain yourself.
tem uma mosca na cara
candy crush and farmville doesn't count
>talk to coworkers about vidya
>they play War Thunder too
>we form squadron and grind squad-only vehicles together
I ain't even mad they only play arcade
>work with a bunch of people that just play fortnite and COD
>they ask what my favorite game is
>I say persona 3
>they all just stare at me like I’m crazy
>haven’t talked about video games since
>dating a coworker atm
>she's nice and I don't care about looks so call me a retard
>she's pretty autistic barely talks but I just want a bit of back and forth
>I think she's a virgin but so am I but I'm afraid to ask because I'm autistic
>can only nut to pictures of her for some reason
>she weighs more than me but I just don't care and she has a nice face
im socially retarded so i dont talk to my coworkers
>co worker talks to me
>things that never happened
>coworker and me both agree that we gave fortnite a try just to see what the hub bub was about and that we didn't like it
>we both did that guy thing where we nodded our heads in agrience
>co worker starts talking about vidya
>talks about “getting victory royales” in fortnite with his nephew
I'm forced to talk to my coworkers or I get in trouble for it, they literally put me back on probation the first time for ignoring my coworkers and focusing on my actual job.
Wow user you might have issues
I pretty much got fired from a job because I distanced myself from my coworkers at the lunch room.
all they talk is soccer, I fucking hate soccer.
>Working at grocery store deli
>Co-workers are mostly around my age 19-25
>Be cleaning slicer
>They all start talking about Vidya
>Cod, Zelda Pokemon etc
>Hey user what's your favorite
>Mass effect 1
>Black co-worker cleaning dishes in back shouts "YOOOO MAHHH NIGGGGGA TELL ME YOU FUCKED TALI IN ME2*
>I actually did and I legitimately love her
>Become best friends with a nog
And that's how I solved racism
Based if true