>Woke up this morning.
>Wasn't Billy Mitchell.
Feels good.
Woke up this morning
Lincoln Bailey
Asher Gutierrez
>Got yourself a gun
David Fisher
I'm pretty sure Billy feels better in the morning than you, you know with the family, money, fame and getting his dick sucked both by his wife and fans
Cooper Campbell
Why are you spreading these lies? What's in it for you?
Robert Adams
WHO?
Jackson Phillips
Billy Mitchell.
Gavin Davis
How exactly would anyone deal with him, lawfully? He can whine slander or libel forever, but what's the counterplay? "He cheated in video game, let me prove it?" What judge in existence would listen to this? What's the crime?
Brody Howard
He got his record back
He is the King of Videogames
Jace Watson
All of that and still can't get a decent haircut.
Thomas Gomez
He didn't cheat
Jeremiah Reed
Because Guiness is a scummy company
Benjamin Reyes
Say it with me:
AT LEAST I'M NOT
Logan Green
It's 100% proven that he did cheat in one video, but Guiness originally only removed all his records because cheating in one brings up the doubt that his other runs are legit. However when Billy paid/threatened them, they backed off.
Benjamin Richardson
Billy is like Samson, he gets his gamer strength from his hair.
Ryan Reyes
>A blue moon in your eye
Josiah Sanchez
I seems to me like his "fans" are liking how he got away with it. Scam artists are "heroes" to many.
Landon Williams
A NIGGER?
Evan Perez
ANTHONY BURCH, YOU DUMB KEK
Gavin Perry
His family fucking hates him. They've all but ex-communicated him.
Luis Rodriguez
SHAME ABOUT IT, born under a bad sign with a blue moon in your eye
Hudson Sullivan
>Zig Forums is so lonely that getting a blowjob from your wife is considered a high
Gavin Robinson
Bentley Lopez
Sounds about right, and?
Brandon Wright
>it's 100%
>because some sperg on a forum says he did
nah
there's a million reasons the video could have had frame delay that accounts for the loading screens, and that was literally the crux of his whole argument.
Nicholas Baker
Imagine simping for someone just because he had a high score in a video game.
Cooper Peterson
ROB SCHNEIDER???
Julian Brown
Yet he can't even beat a childrens arcade game
Leo Wilson
jealousy breeds contempt. pops is just mad he can't get past level 6 in Pac-Man.
Kevin Lee
Billy, why do you browse Zig Forums so often?
Liam Garcia
It was 100% proven. Shut up Billy
Jonathan Morales
There are also a few few of those reasons that are reasonable and "he cheated" is the most reasonable of those reasons.
You are going thru mental gymnastics to explain away something that is very easily explainable.
Lucas Thomas
>getting his dick sucked both by his fans
I didn't know billy was into fat greasy middle aged men who still care about 80s arcade games
How progressive