ELDEN STINK

This made me so fucking mad I punched my screen and fell off my balance ball desk chair

Is this your first day on Zig Forums, buddy?

I doubt you could even imagine it, pal.

BOTW came out 3 years ago. I doubt Edgy™ BOTW will do anything crazy.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH

SHUT UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
AS IF YOU COULD MAKE A BETTER GAME
GO BACK TO YOUR CALL OF DUTY AND FIFA AND FINAL FANTASY
ELDEN RING IS GOING TO BE SO GOOD AND IT'S GOING TO COME OUT SOON TOO SHUT UPPPPP

Dilate, not my fault your game is vaporware.

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There are people that unironically defend Cyberpunk like this. Cyberpunk threads really bring out the best and the worst blind consumers that prowl this board.

>animetranny telling people to dilate

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WHY DID MIYAMOTO ABANDON US

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

Lmao anime fag.

Maybe it was us that abandoned him

>website conceived for anime/manga discussion and other general topics.
Kill yourself redditor.

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Dilate, animetranny.

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I miss him like you wouldn't believe

Trannies hate anime.

>trannies hate anime
literal cope, every tranny has an anime avatar

Go back to r*setera will you?

what n-NO STOP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MITSUBISHI-SAN TELL THEM ITS NOT VAPORWARE

>the act of put your own hand in your forehead in the shape of an L to resemble Loser
this is so fucking cringe dude, i challenge you to do this in front of your collegues or school. You know you will be laughed forever.

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Holy shit, will Miyazaki ever recover from this?

rip

Mi-Mi-Miya*sputters as he loses oxygen* MITSUBISHI-san, I am a VERY busy man, you must understand *eats* I am as of late working quite diligently on my newest book, The *fart* The WINDS of Winter, *sweats loudly* I have only so much time to devote to your little electronic amusement.*hacks up chicken bone* But what I find TRULY egregious, based on the material you have provided me, and *belches* based on your PREVIOUS work, is the complete lack of believable World-Building. In particulaaaaaaaarrrrrr*heart stops for 20 seconds* the complete LACK of any description of Lord Gwyn, who is a KING I suppose *snort* having ANY kind of discernible tax policy! His capital, Anal London I believe you so quaintly named it *chuckles* seems to be quite grandiose, aye? But how does he PAY for it all? Flying buttresses ah yes, great big knights patrolling around, who pays for THOSE? *urine stain slowly spreads on shorts* You've got to THINK about these things, man, or else I won't get any work done at all! *falls into diabetic coma*

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b-bro why...

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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LMAO

holy fucking kek