Vidya streamer

>makes $50,000 a month on twitch subs alone.

life is so unfair bros.

blame capitalism, take the socialism pill

There's this guy who my brother-in-law knows who lives with his parents and dropped out of college to become a full-time video game streamer, and his brother told my brother-in-law that he found some dildos and buttplugs in his closet lol.

any you would recomend?

I've never seen the benefit or entertainment from watching a streamer. I've tried to watch the biggest people and even people I like on Twitch and it bores the ever living fuck out of me.

why did you respond to my post with irrelevant bullshit

>and his brother told my brother-in-law that he found some dildos and buttplugs in his closet lol.
Cool story bro.

Goes to show that even shitposting here is more productive and fulfilling than watching streamers.

>watching video game streamers
you've got nobody to blame but yourself

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It's suppose to be a friend simulator for children. It's understandable that you don't get it.
That's the same reason why they act so stupid most of the time. Their over the top reactions and emotions are what sells their stream to children.

>streamer gets a kill
>CHINGER CHANGER NIGGER DAGGER

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Entertainment, you fuckin degenerate.

You're probably just too old. I think I am. I used to be able to watch people do walkthroughs with commentary on youtube in like 2007/2008 and I could watch entire games and shit, but now the thought of watching another person play a video game kills me unless it's someone I'm hanging out with.

I feel like if you get stuck, you can't even find good videos on how to pass certain stages because they'll all be 10:01 in length and it'll start with someone in a mild central american accent yelling 'WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAT'SUPEVERYBODY"

How many subs do you need to make that much money?

thanks man i thought it was funny

>"Content" creator
>Does video game essays that try to pass as almost philosophical and really full of itself aura
>Never created a game but pretends to know all the ins and outs
>These videos just end up creating more people who are full of themselves and think they know everything
>Makes more money than most devs do
I'd rather take input from the people in the amateur dev threads than anywhere out there.

Zig Forums is underage

well, it worked for pewdiepie. now he is richer than anyone in Zig Forums

I'm more enraged at these people than any other type of content creator who makes a living off of it. Atleast porn artists who never finish there games still had to learn how to draw and program.

Pog

yea, but Felix did it before it became every kid's reason to not go to college. He beat the wave and now the window to do it is all but shut...also, he's a cute swede for girls to look at.

It always makes me think of video game unboxings that had millions of views

>"So this is the case"
>*Shows case to camera even though you can fucking google what the case looks like*
>"Um and inside we have the game and manua-, oh, no manual just a bunch of downloadable codes"
>*Shows downloadable code pieces of paper but covers the actual code*
>"Umm, and umm, and this is the game itself"
>*Literally a CD with case cover printed on the disc, has the fucking audacity to show the back of it like no one knows what a CD looks like*
>Somehow stretches the video out for 10-15 minutes
>"So uhhh, so yeah, umm, that's it. See you guys next time"
>99% thumbs up, 35m views, comments full of zoomers talking about how cool the unboxing was

No wonder they all turned into simps when they were clamoring for this sort of shit. Nibiru better be due this year.

gers

>tired 35+ streamer
>resorts to making dad rock references again to break the silence
>dies a little inside every time the thousands of children in chat make a reference to some Japanese bullshit he pretends hard to not know
It's a delicious kind of suffering

>implying Notch doesn't still come here

20,000 and that's with a 50/50 split between Twitch.

Eh, I still watch a few lets play channels. It's just watching streamers who are pretty much just making lets plays without any editing. Most of them even the biggest streamers just sit there during a 10 minute match without barely saying anything. At least with a lets play there isn't any dead air, or shouldnt be.

>check back on a youtuber I used to occasionally watch
>they now talk like a fucking long twitter post and say stupid shit such as "[character] is KING yo, he be chilling though"
I still don't understand what the "[thing] is KING/QUEEN" means
this sounds very specific because it is

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>Gameplay video in 2015
Hey guys today we're checking out this game...

>Gameplay video in 2020
.exe video name
Music is some weaboo future funk garbage
OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU
GET THIS SHIT OFFA ME
STAR PLATINUM ZA WARULDO
Wowwww~~~~
Door Stuck! Door Stuck!
I'M FAST AS FUCK BOYEE
Mission Passed +Respect
Bruh look at this dood...
Random laugh tracks from youtube
GOTCHA BITCH
Enemy spotted

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I gott think that some of those videos with millions of views like that have to be from a clickfarm and not actual people watching them. Just like all those stupid fucking reaction videos too.

Oh my fucking god, the game told me to press any button, I pressed the power button and it turned off! What the fuck were they thinking?

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kys faggot

>youtuber starts streaming
>half of his uploads are now edited clips from his streams
>tells people to watch his streams on all of his uploads now
>quality of videos decline
>personality shifts and declines
>youtube is now secondary to streaming to him

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Its niggerspeak that americans and americanized people adopt, as far as i know.

2015 was around the time, if I remember right, where people would make how-to videos, design some shit logo in MS paint, call themselves "_______ productions" and play dubstep over the opening graphic.

>Dies in a PvP game
>FUCKING STREAM SNIPERS BRO DEVS DO SOMETHING

>streamer starts uploading his content to youtube
>his streams gradually shift towards producing highlights for inevitable youtube videos
>constantly references youtube/youtube viewers during his streams
>quality of streams decline
>personality shifts and declines
>streaming is now secondary to youtube for him

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>something happens in stream
>stream chat goes crazy with TRANS RIGHT and spamming all kind of trans emotes
What the fuck is the deal with this?

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>Finally find good youtuber
>New video starts with them talking about how they've just set up a patreon and their videos will be patreon exclusives, except for the meme shit videos that will be uploaded to youtube for plebs

>Wow thanks for subscribing user
>That's crazy, now we're only 7 subs away from our goal haha, did I mention we only need 7 more?

Internet historian is the exception to this. I actually fucking love his ads because he puts so much effort into making them entertaining instead of just reading a script.

I usually skip them anyway because they divert so heavily from what's been talked about for the past 15 minutes.