>vidya has an awkward sex scene
Vidya has an awkward sex scene
Owen Baker
Brayden Sullivan
Why do women do this instead of just giving tips on being a better sexual correspondent?
My gf left me for being bad at sex, she even gave me a list of things I did wrong after she broke up with me
>thought the clitoris was located underneath where vaginal pubic hair grows so i used to rub that all the time
>thought that there was a thing called 'pushthrough sensitivity' where a woman would feel sensitive on her back on the area opposite the one you touch, so if you touch her right breast the part of her back directly parallel to it would become like a second clit so i spent lots of time rubbing her back like a clit
>thought she liked spitplay
>based on tickly sneezes, thought that the nose had pleasure sensors like loved to pick her nose as I tried to have sex with her
>thought it was sexy to pinch her eyebrows during a blowjob
and she never said anything during the telationship.
Anthony Reyes
>girl
>not a sheep
>not just a reflection of the man she is with
Michael Ortiz
dumb frog poster
Camden Cooper
At least now you know.
>thought it was sexy to pinch her eyebrows during a blowjob
Dont do these shit to your next gf, dumb frog. Why would you even do that at first place?
Bentley Wood
this has to be pasta, is this pasta?
Robert James
>i spent lots of time rubbing her back like a clit
Thanks for this user
Asher Ramirez
Show me a video game sex scene that isn't awkward.
Mason Edwards
95% sure I saw this posted before
Luis Watson
stale pasta
Tyler Richardson
You have to be 18 or older to be on this site. Just go back to discord
Lucas Diaz
god i wish that were me
his dick game look weak as fuck but still
Elijah Davis
>dating girl
>fall in love
>suddenly she's distant and makes excuses why she can't go out with me
>then one day she wants to come over
>okay
>immediately pounces on me
>get naked
>she wants me to eat her out
>sure
>after a bit she starts laughing
>what's so funny
>my new boyfriend just came in me before coming over
>then she gets dressed and leaves
Fuck women
Carson Rogers
>expecting a woman to act reasonable
user, please..
Gavin Morgan
it's pasta
Nicholas Ramirez
nigga what the fuck
Dominic Lee
It's nice of us to have a thread where nu-Zig Forums can learn about copy pastas for the first time
Chase Fisher
That’s actually kind of based
Benjamin Peterson
Landon King
Now that's innovative
Jackson Gray
Did you at least fuck her a few times? Tell me this story isn't true.
Jaxon Perry
This is the "gg ez" of real life. No way to come back short of murder.
Joseph Thomas
How'd you manage to have sex, much less, a girlfriend user
Xavier Walker
FITGIRL, NO!
Julian Stewart
She wished it were a ßßC instead that clit he calls a dick
William Ramirez
>fucking a tranny
Carter Miller
I know what you mean. Women just do not care about anything deeper than how they are perceived. It is difficult to share sharing existence with them on this mortal plane.
Today I sat alone in the train listening to my obscure esoteric ritual ambient music, then two conventionally attractive females joined me in my solitude, they sat in front of me and started having a mundane conversation, it caught my interest how they kept talking and laughing about trivial normie topics instead of contemplating the true essence of life and searching for a purpose within. We make eye contact for a split second but I break it immediately as she carried on the conversation with her friend, she probably thought she made eye contact with a normal awkward nerdy guy listening to his music in peace but in reality she's beholding a man that is enduring the metaphysical struggle of his race, a man with an aristocratic and adventurous spirit that yearns for celestial freedom as his mind is experiencing levitation towards a complete transcendence despite only weighing 120 pounds.
I indirectly gazed upon the females with an eye of revulsion, repulsed by their moral disintegration and degenerate lifestyle, then in complete and utter disgust I thought to myself "if only they knew how much of a wise Magian I am?" They would've given themselves to me, to fullfil my carnal desires, to plant my seed and give a chance to my offspring to exist and flourish. But of course they won't as I'm very sure they have decided to pursue this puny empty life, to have sex with the so-called CHAD. It truly is a difficult time for an intellectual like me to exist
Tyler Howard
I've been the other guy, except I wasn't her boyfriend. I came in her and she made her boyfriend go down on her afterwards. Man that was fucked up
Isaac Foster
>never had any women say anything about bad sex
>one night went over to this chicks house to cuddle and get pussy
>first time meeting her btw
>knock on door
>she comes lets me in and as we're walking back to the living room some pugs come up and she kicks all of them out the way
>uh alright
>she locks them in cages then we go to her bedroom
>the entire time she's on her phone
>facing away from me on her phone
>take off panties so i can atleast get some pussy
>fuck her get done
>she tells me to get the fuck out
>get the fuck out
>grab my glass of water throw it on her and bounce
Fuck women are awful, not good for anything but pussy boys just remember that and you'll succeed.
she invited me back over the next day btw
Isaiah Miller
Holy shit sorry black user for her making you eat some white man semen out of her
Henry Gray
My sister makes a different face than hers... should I be worried?
Josiah Evans
>fucked up
No, it's fucking hot
Nicholas Lee
Female hands typed this post
Luis Jackson
Yea I have a bull fetish so I found it hot, we roleplayed me raping her in front of her boyfriend and I made her scream his name as I 'raped' her. Made her say she loved him and that sorta shit. It was hot, just also really fucked up
Noah Cooper
What's with white girls and fucking dogs?
William Myers
honestly white women have such immense privilege that the concept of degradation is exciting to them. It's also why they love social causes and grandstanding. They have so much privilege they can spare outrage for issues that have nothing to do with them like some middle eastern border war or black males being killed by white cops
Kind of like how city dwellers will go camping to feel even a bit of something different
Jace Hernandez
How do we solve the white girl problem?
Adrian Sanchez
Huskys have small dicks, pretty sure Great Danes have the biggest dicks.
Daniel Jones
>woman recommends you a movie
>it's about a whore
Parker Lee
Stop shitting up threads with 'white women fuck dogs'. Go back to your circlejerk discord, you have all your webms and pics there anyway.
Wyatt Gray
>it's this thread
>again
why is this place this way
Jason Davis
More like show me a sex scene in ANYTHING that isn't awkward. What's the point of having characters doing awkward bumping and grinding on screen or in text if it isn't just porn? Porn makes sense because I'm supposed to beat off to it but does anyone actually like seeing softcore porno in the middle of their action movie or drama or whatever?
Ryder Ward
They are beyond saving.
Isaiah Miller
>beliving what porn teaches you instead of talking to the girl.
What else the locker rooms teach you?
Ayden Murphy
I'm sure you'd know as a white girl
Ayden Morris
I don't know but it's hot
Aiden Lewis
SEETHING white girl