Walk into GameStop

>walk into GameStop

>see this

>wat do

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now post the front

Does she has a feminine penis?

Mom I was walking around Old Navy for like 10 minutes looking for you and uhhh Dad texted and said it was okay to get Yoshi’s Wooly World

*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.

Liu Kang? I thought he was in Mortal Kombat?

Offer to buy her a game in hopes of becoming her friend.

i want to fuck an asian woman, no deep feelings though

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It's about the same as fucking any other woman, I guess. Although I've only fucked white girls and asian girls, so I don't know how much my opinion is worth. The last asian girl is definitely the best in bed, very enthusiastic.

Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO FUCK inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka defecates out in the middle of the street baby i love.you. show pretty pusy please masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~

*she looks at you*
>pic related

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I'm only into white and middle eastern girls, sorry.

Cum immediately.

>turn 360 degrees
>walk away

Did they actually move Playstation section again?

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>"get the fuck outta my way bitch"
i gotta get to those used 360 games

i let out a loud fart while maintaining eye contact

Shit myself

Like a cartoon? Someone needs to animate this.

>so y-y-you ll-l-like vvideoo g-games too?

Tell her Animal crossing is shit and that nintendo isn't a real console and she should learn to be a real gamer. Sick of thots pretending to enjoy games.

cum

She's into first person shooters. She worked on Halo.

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Is she 14 or 40?

I honestly couldn't tell

i haven't bought a non-digital game in 8 years so probably not happening

push that chink out of the way to buy 2 copy's of diablo 2

Post name

>walk into GameStop
Never happened.

run. jfc she looks terrifying

I did not expect a comment so BASED entering this shitty thread.
You have exceeded my expectations, user.

Girl gamer? More like girl LAMER!

Ask if they have Battletoads

Dude, how'd you get a pic of me!? Are you a black person?

>Are you a black person?
yes

>developed the ability to shoot cum super fast as a self defense mechanism
>secrete the sacred liquid as I hiss at female girl
>scuttle away with the copy of the game I want

Go to the pc shelf and feel nostalgic.