Be afraid, Mario

Be afraid, Mario.
A REAL remaster is coming.
And it doesn't take kindly to Italians...

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what was in the potion?

Monster Energy

Nice, I picked up XXL 2 a while back when it's remaster came out. Why is 3 some shitty top down thing?

No budget but still a strong desire to cash in on nostalgia. Should have just remastered the first one directly instead of making an half-assed attempt at a sequel.

Looks fun

Based Euro Popeye

I only played XXL2 a bit back on PS2, but I don't remember ever getting far
which game is the best in the... trilogy?
Honestly they should port the SNES games first, I remember those much better

XXL2 is what I'd call one of those licensed games that have no right to be as good as it is. Great game with funky music. 3 was an abortion. I never played 1, is it any good?
It shouldn't matter Obelix since you fell into the potion as a child and cannot have any.

>romastered
heh

Cocaine

>And it doesn't take kindly to Italians...
Frog power fantasy isn't representative of reality.

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Zerg rushing is always the best strategy.

It's funny how the only ones with a right to make a children's comic about their barbarian ancestors BTFOing Rome are too cucked nowadays to write such a story.

Wait did they remaster them in reverse? XXL 2 last time and now XXL 1?

Mistletoe (cut with a golden sickle), PETRA OLEUM, fish, lobster (not necessary but gives a better taste). The rest can only be taught from the mouth of a druid to the ear of another druid.

Yeah, I assume because 2 was the more popular one.

>spaghettis still seething

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>that horrible voice acting
My poor ears.
Asterix was a great comic,one of the greatest. Sadly, the author died and the original artist did tried to keep doing it... but failed when he got too old and too dumb.
And every adaptation (movie, cartoon, game, you name it) attempted was ultimately a failure.
No derivative work ever did justice to Goscinny´s artistic view, or even Uderzo´s.
It was all... merde.

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Almost all of the soul had already died with Goscinny

Is there any fanart of Asterisk & Obelisk beating Mario? Because OP make me truly imagine Obleisk slapping Mario face non stop. LOL

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The animated cartoons were fun tho. We watched it as a kid with French VA and Finnish subs. My grandma had tons of them as VHS in early 2000s when I was around 7 years old oh my God help me
Comics were great tho. Gotta buy a collection or such sometime when I get a chance.

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based
seethe harder pastaman

just play with the french VA like with the movies.

>comic stip game

>96 views
>Unlisted
Please don't ruin A&O with such blatant shilling

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>TFW living in 2020, Anno Domine
>Still no Asterix Musou.

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Getafix discovers a replacement for "petra oleum" that is easier to find and makes the potion tastier in "Asterix and the Black Gold".

there is the fear of an black pirate

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I mean, there's an enemy in XXL 2 that's basically Sunshine Mario.

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Yo, i used to have the ps2 game, the musnic was great there, i do hope this "Romanistazio also brings back the other va's of all the other languages.

>les Gau… les Gaugau…

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>make christianity legal
>suddenly let barbaric tribes live in society
>empire gets destroyed from within
i hope we learn a lesson from this

Asterix... SOUL...

based.

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it's GOG's embedded trailer, that's why.

I always thought there was only one game, and that XXL2 was a new sequel out of nowhere until I looked into it further. Which one had the videogame references, because that was the one I knew about.

Ok now. Hear me out of this. What if the next game has the Romans actually learning the secret of the potion and Ceaser decides to bathe in it. He becomes roided up and we get a Senator Armstrong like boss fight. Would Zig Forums want?