How new gamers will react to this disgrace?

How new gamers will react to this disgrace?

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they'll probably blast away the wall like the star name tells you to

They'll probably react to it much better than all of Sunshine's bullshit.

>blast away the wall
Which of all?

They will google it
Or watch a streamer with colored hair do it

probably the one that the cannon points at when you jump in

All the zoomers will just do the canoness setup they saw on twitch

They'll watch their favorite streamer play it first so that they won't have to even think about playing the game at all.

lmao we will fuck all of their women when we are 60 and these zoomers are 50

It's funny how people still defend this dishonest bullshit.

>blast away the wall

>implying zoomers didnt play the superior DS remake

is not even that infamous, if anything it's only used as Zig Forums bait
I mean, this isn't even near original Metroid secrets or DKC's secret room locations, and those are just popular games, there's probably deeper shit like that

i'd rather plow their grandkids

It's optional and it's not like anyone cares about 100%ing games anymore.

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>world consists of basic polygons with moldy brick textures slapped on them
>slippery, unprecise controls
>camera gets stuck on a wall every two seconds
>level design? place some random platforms on an empty field lmao
>basically no consistency on how you get stars. you are awarded them for both minor objectives and major objectives (obvious padding)
>most boss fights are literally just tutorials for the grab mechanic
>boots you out of levels for no reason
>completion reward is infinite lives that you don't have any use for
vs
>fully-realized tropical motif
>the best movement system in any mario game, period. FLUDD allows you to completely decimate the game if you wish, while still keeping it challenging
>decent camera for a 2000's game
>every level has a different structure that brings something new to the table
>rarer shines for main objectives, more plentiful blue coins for minor objectives
>unique mayor encounters that push waterforming to its limits
>each shine is a new episode in the story
>cool glasses and a postcard

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I do

Even as a kid I felt devs would hide something in there because there's no other real place you can go to with that cannon

bro its the closest wall to the cannon. I cant help you your a low IQ prime ape

>Not clipping into it

no one cares autismo

>decent camera
And this is where the post becomes unsalvageable.

By seeing the seam on the wall

Or hitting it by accident

Or just reading the star name and using trial and error

If I could figure this out and get 120 stars as a 6 year old, "gamers" have no excuse for failing at it.

Everyone knows about this star already, but there'll still be people who'll pretend to not know and act outrages to bait for (you)s.

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>Pointing out all the flaws of SM64.
>Basically like pointing out the flaws of the Benz Patent-Motorwagen.

Amazing how Zig Forums completely ignores context.

>bro its the closest wall to the cannon.
this cannon?

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I can't believe your shitting on Mario 64 lead up to praising fucking Sunshine of all games, a game that is worse than Mario 64 in every possible way.

Mario sunshine
> no level diversity
> flood is a shitty replacement for traditional platforming
>blue coins were garbage
>game was forgotten while 64 is still foondly remembered

gamecube babies need to be shot

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The identical wall next to it is missing the corner...!

They'd probably say "Man this design choice was weird, but the game is 24 years old and was basically the first 3D platformer made, so mistakes are understandable. Good thing I'm not retarded and get hung up on such trivial details".

they praise it because sunshine was their first mario game

Ya I miss game design where everything didnt have to be blatantly obvious to the player Im sure Odyssey or sunshine is your favorite mario game