One Play Station 5 please

One Play Station 5 please.

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But he's clearly buying an Xbawks game

"One RTX 3080 please, and make it to go"

>sir this is a gamestop, we only sell overpriced hardware here

>2 copies of Super Mario 3D All Stars please

that's a Xbuckx game

>hardware
More like Funko pops

This makes me pretty sad. I wonder what led to being in that state, it's gotta be awful being gawked and jeered at any time you set foot in public.

Oh so you do sell PC components?

One copy of Underage Panty Quest XXV please

I didn't know you can play Gears of War on a PS5.

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One copy of Mario 3D All-Stars, please.

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I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

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it's actually resident evil

He's a big guy.

Is the joke that he looks like a basedboy so ofc he's in an open relationship? Idgi

>as soon as he stops moving has to fucking lean down on the counter in order to not collapse
If I ever get this fat I'll kill myself.

unm you need to have less than 15% body fat(male) to be an Xboxchad

We have standards.

The joke is Zig Forums hasn't been able to think of an original joke in 6 years so they just reuse the same ones ad nauseam.

getting so fat probably is his way of killing himself. You'd have to be extremely depressed and tired of living to do this to yourself. Not even ignorance/laziness//weakness can do this.

We sell games here, sir.

the joke is that the filter is still on because the lame joke still triggers the snowflakes.

Sir this is a Wendy's

Gamestop is a toystore now dude.

all he has to do is eat one less meal a day and walk more. that's literally it. he'd lose a bunch just from that.

>actually fucked a guy this huge during a drunk party

i couldnt tell he was a he

console copefag detected

That's an american in his natural environment.

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Haha no.

World of Warcraft player

There but for the grace of God go I.

Judging by the other people in the webm he's likely not even the fattest fuck in the store.

Cucko pops

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is there a single more virgin thing to do than being a console warring retard?

I've never noticed the ham-beast off the the right a few seconds into the webm

Do Americans really?

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>YOU CAN ALL STOP STARING NOW!!

the joke is that it's not a joke