How can i have a gf like bayonetta irl ?

how can i have a gf like bayonetta irl ?

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talk to women

Be black

Fetlife

have you met a woman who is 90% leg?

I think her proportions would look offputting irl, but there's plenty of girls with stronk legs at least

You don't.
The whole point of Bayonetta is that she's an unattainable independent womyn power fantasy for gay guys and femcels.

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She's also fucking 8 feet tall, that's pretty huge.

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Exist

OH GOD I WANT TO FILL HER RECTUM WITH MY COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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C

Anyone who doesn't choose C is a weirdo.

be attractive
be cool
be weathly

All are easy to achieve once you're in your 30s and not a pathetic young adult.

She looks like she fucks asian guys.

C, always C.

D is oddly specific

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Mostly likely to appease to foot fags and/or femdom fags.

Be like Nero irl from DMC5.

Someone post the original

Hot

C, duh.

Too bad there's not an all of the above option.

there are but they likely have a genetic disorder, look like a literal walking stickbug and would probably die before 30

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I think op clearly stated he wants a girlfriend

looks like tranny

Butterface: the textbook example. Her body is 10/10, though.

You can get sexy whores by simply having money. What you're attracted to in bayonetta is the way she carries herself, and you can't buy that with money. Pray you're born in a better social stratum in your next life.

C definetly, you live with her and she cares about you more than being your gf

I'm a femdom fag and I can tell you that anybody that doesn't choose option C is retarded.